Craigslist fuckery

>condition: excellent
>for parts or repair

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>Honda Civic Type R not WRX STI evo cosworth st rs vvt
these people need to be rounded up like cattle and slaughtered

This. If I wanted a type r, I'd fucking search for a type r

>Engine for sale
>No price listed
>3 different listings of the same engine stock photo
>Contact name and number, no given price
>Tagged with every other engine in the description i.e. 427, 350, 400, F20, K20, etc.
I want these people to disappear

You do realize you can have rolling bodies that are pristine, right?

>condition: excellent
>rebuilt title

>clean title
>was in an accident
Fucking fuckery. The one time there was frame damage and the insurance company actually paid to get it fixed = clean title
Guess who now owns this car

It can be in excellent condition if the guy rebuilt it correctly

>condition: excellent
>doesn’t post mileage

I just had this yesterday:
>Runs excellent, no mechanical problems
>Clearly visible: a lit check engine light on the pictures

>rebuilt it correctly

Protip. Dont buy it from juan or tyrone

>lists car for 1$
>hangs up on me when i say will pay full in cash
????????????

>Its a great deal considering I put in 3,000 in custom work.

>do you have the car still
>3 weeks later
>no sorry

>Mercedes CLA not bmw M2 M4 M5 s550 E63 C63 Rs7 R8
Hate these assclowns

>Transmission: Manual
>Very fucking clearly automatic in the pictures

>rx7
>cylinders: 6 cylinders

come on now

if obvious keyword bomb then I click the flag button
stock photo - I skip it

"I know what it's worth" - dreaming of profits ??? Your 3/10 base shitbox is not the special 10/10 model you googled. Also
KBB retail is for dealership limited warranty , selling by owner
As-is is KBB trade-in or wholesale.

>$500
>Lease takeover

Yeah no

>title: missing

>transmission: five speed
>picture: manumatic

>select highest price first (because I'm not a poorfag)
>see ads with $12,000,000 tags on them saying "waah my car was stolen"
unless you're actually giving me 12mil, I don't care, because it's probably been stripped down for parts by now because you couldn't be bothered to place a simple tracker on it

>very clean car
>runs and drives well
>just needs head gasket work

Wish I could burn these motherfuckers alive

Worst I've seen is an LS swap, automatic swap fc3s.

I'm not a poor fag, but I do lowest price first. I'm not a dipshit who likes to waste money.

>so clean
>runs, drives excellent
>needs minor work. 3rd gear grinds, 2nd gear makes screeches, 4th gear makes the car rock back and forth

>May need suspension work
>ICE COLD A/C!!!!1!1!1!!!111
>lists reasonable cash price, “only interested in trades for ATVs DirtBikes etc.”
>”mint condition” torn/worn seats
>trash visible in car in pictures
>woman owned
>”never pushed hard or beaten” bald rear tires and worn clutch
>”TONS OF CUSTOM PARTS”
>”just lost interest, my loss your gain”: car has no trans, rotted body panels, and there is no wiring harness

We need to put gulags in Alaska and ship these fuckers up there

>they delete the ad instead of replying

$1

Listen m8, over here in Florida, AC is practically a requirement.

>AC ICE COLD!!!!!! BRRRRR
fuck these idiots

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is this a good deal guys? I know shit about cars because my dad was never really into them. I'd like to learn about them and fix em and stuff but it's kind of hard to do without a car
As far as this one goes, I think it looks nice, sounds nice, and looks like it should hold up well (not too many miles compared to some other stuff I've been seeing here)

might be able to find one with a better body than that but the interior looks good and only has 91k miles. Get it inspected by a mechanic if you're really unsure. Not a bad price. 2k not 2.2k

>NO REGO NO RWC NO LOWBALL OFFERS

Cue middle aged woman selling car worth 2k at an absolute stretch for 5k.

The amount of people with no clue what their car is worth is just off the damn scale.

>post piece of garbage GM
>expects $2000 more than what it should be worth
>"I know what I have"

hey rcr

hey rcr

God, this thread is depressing. Have a happy greentext guys:
>Be me, a few months back
>Just got license, looking for a car.
>Kinda want to learn how to Veeky Forums, and have access to transport anyway, so start looking at cheap beaters so I can save my shekels
>Sift through millions of shitty, decrepit imports and hatchbacks that have been thrashed
>So many housewives selling their daily driver of 5 years for 2k less than a new one
>Old dudes selling objective shitboxes for more than they're worth because all they need is some "tlc"
>Those Indian dudes selling nice cars that may or may not be working
>Suddenly, a light at the end of the tunnel
>Some old bogan dude selling a shitbox that despite being thrashed, is mechanically sound
>I take a peek at the price
>$600
>He's been trying to sell it for about 2 months, the original price was 1.5k; then dropped to 1.2, then 800, now 600
>Go and inspect
>Lots of shift shit going on
>Mechanic friend says yea, normie friends tell me I'm autistic for considering it
>Buy it after about half an hour of dithering
>Take an hour to get paperwork sorted and spare wheel on (one was losing pressure fast)
>End price was $450
>Car is a lot less expensive to repair than first thought; just took a lot of fucing around underneath
>Working car with a reputation for legendary durability
>Just needs some cosmetic and consumables to be replaced


Sometimes it happens brehs. Something goes right, and you get a car that lines up with your goals.

...

>was running when parked
>2 years ago

>condition: excellent
>mileage: 244000
>salvage title
>blown head gasket
>easy fix
>no lowballers, I know what I have
>5000 firm

>5k in aftermarket parts my loss your gain
>just needs $10 part to run perfectly I just don't have time
>highway miles
>have extra set of wheels (2k extra)
>nigger rims
>fm radio (what is the the 80s)
>no lowballers

a special mention to "just had oil changed" as if it fucking matters whether it has new oil when the last change was 20k miles ago, fucking morons think that's a selling point.

Also, am I the only one waiting on all these boomers to die off so I stop seeing rusted out shells posted for 10k+ because "they're worth a lot more when fixed up" and "cost to restore will be far less than what you can make off it". these fucking old faggots are the ones keeping the prices so high.

>Was running when parked
>half an hour ago

"Only few issues in ball joints and dashboard lights are finicky bro"

>Turns out the cooler was fucked and the coolant liquid seeps through
>Possible motor damage as a result

Partly my fault for not listening anyone and wanting a cheap car fast. But I did not expect any issues further than what was listed