ITT: Things that literally only you do

>put my arms inside steering wheel
>pretend I'm Superman flying though roads as I steer

You sound like fun user, can i be your co-pilot.

Indicate.

>have to make sudden maneuver
>can't get hands on the wheel in time
>crash

>steering wheel spins around violently for some reason
>broken arms

Yeah, there's a reason why people don't do that.

the airbag will probably blow your arms clean off when you crash

this

give more space to 44 ton trucks

>on the long straight highway at night
>turn the cruise control on
>take leg off the pedal, place both legs on the floor
>recline in the seat a little bit so the back of my head touches headrest
>one hand holds steering wheel at the bottom, another holds cup of coffee
>pretend i'm sitting at home in my comfy chair drinking and listening to music and yet i'm hurtling along the empty night road at hundred or so kph.

>this isnt dangerous at all

I thought I was the only one.

Rev match downshift literally every time I slow down. If I'm getting off the freeway, I'll be blipping all the way from 6th to 1st. Coming to a stop at a light in busy traffic with houses around? You bet I'll downshift into first. The only time I don't downshift is if I can see a cop around, the rest of the time it's complete habit.

kek
would ride with if real/10

>Tfw still haven't got it right and either I ride the clutch too much or my flywheel takes a hard lurch

Beat me to it

For me, I always do it too slowly and I feel like a complete retard.

>antlers on my car

i've only seen like 2 cars with them, my moms stepdad says im cool

>drive with only right hand
>use armrest
>removed rearview mirror because don't care about some roastie giving me the finger because I won't let her pass
>floor it at stop lights because beater

>place palms flat on steering wheel
>steer with friction
>pretend that I've been educated in some esoteric German driving style and feel superior to those around me

Use the same serpentine belt for 200k miles

>never touch door handles with my bare hands
>always hand in sleeve, hand in jacket pocket, hand wrapped in bottom of shirt, etc
It's tough to be me...

i was in an accident where my airbag deployed and I actually got burn injuries from it but I doubt they'd be fast enough to break an arm

your essentially sticking it in a vise with your arms inside the wheel. it wouldn't take all that much to break an arm like that

Drive unlike shit and have sex exclusively with women (female) usually

>Unbuckle belt and pants at night
>Caress the gear know before I start up the car.