/meg/- Mass Effect General

Destiny knockoff edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.09 has dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-09-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/07/04/mass-effect-andromeda-combat-balance-updates/

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First for spiky wife

2nd for gray human waifu

Best waifu.

Krogan romance never

This isn't banworthy, right?

only the purest

I wouldn't think so

Not with an ass like this.

amphibianfu pls

How dare you lewd the pure.

Don't say things like that about her!

Damn!

Get that ugly ass blockhead outta here

Get the disgusting suitrat spy outta here

Get that crater faced raptor outta here

Dumb frog poster

((You))
get this hothead outta here

nth for future happy family

the best girl ;_; the best romance ;__;

Best wife.

Yes.

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Sexy suitrat spy, you mean.
I'd tell her anything if it meant I could get between those thighs.

how do i switch v1 captcha in chrome. now it's thinking i'm a bot or something.

god damn god damn

Settings>Quotes & Replying>Legacy CAPTCHA

Hope this helps.

in google setting or in the capcha box

ok on the site. Thanks!

So you guys just, what, post waifu shit all day? Is ME:A really that irredeemable?

It really is that irredeemable. It is easily the worst game I have ever played.

still waiting for content

So, I'm here again, asking for some game recommendations, already played mass effect trilogy and enjoyed it, also played new vegas. Would search for games to play myself but I'm a lazy fucker, keep posting those turians waifu tho

What else are we suppose to discuss?

FEAR
metal gear rising if your into some intense action
FTL is pretty good so is metro
it really depends on what you want

I'll try metro last light then, also, is andromeda actually that bad? I wanna give it a try to have some more mass effect but I'm not sure.

August 21 soon

It's not irredeemable, but the devs will have to work fucking extra hard to make a sequel, if that even happens. The critique they received should be able to let them know how to not screw up as bad. The patches have improved the game, but that doesn't forgive how it was on release.

What happens on August 21 specifically?

pcgamesn.com/ea-gamescom-2017-conference-livestream

Late night Jack post!

Yes, I really hope they just make another spin-off attempt instead, this time in the OT world

How we can achieve FTL travel

Drugs

wouldnt that be time travel ?

It can be both

Worse. It's completely forgettable

This. I honestly can't remove any non crew names other than reyes(fucking tumbler sluts) kesh and tann. I can't even remember what vetra's sisters name is.

It's alright. It's got a 75 on Metacritic and a similar score on Microsoft's website based on 3,500 user scores. I think those are fair ratings. Not bad, has some good moments, but mostly forgettable.

I just remembered her name, it's Sid, right?
I was thinking it was "Ziggy" for some fucking reason

but the USER scores put it at around a 4.8

I'm suprised a shitty bowie reference didn't sneak by into this fucking game

Metacritic's user base is a very small and unrepresentative demographic. Microsoft's users are a broader group, and a larger sample size, and they gave it a 8.1.

*4.0 (out of 5).

microsoft.com/en-us/store/p/mass-effect-andromeda/bzpr04v49bmh#ratings-reviews

Will be nice to have SOME news at least. Or not. Probably not.

>tfw no chubby femtur gf to cuddle

fanfiction.net/s/7291636/1/The-End-of-Dawn

>Then when John was about ready, Tali stopped, grabbed him with a hand and started beating him off just to keep the pace, and gave him a big grin.
>"Hey John."
>"...Yeah?"
>"Spitters are for quiters."
>She took him in full and swallowed. Textbook blowjob, she thought to herself proudly.

wut..

Only news on ME we will get is "sorry, can't comment about future stuff blah blah."

...

"Ha ha..." she breathed heavily, a fat smile on her face. "I just fucked Commander Shepard."

...

Why do some writers insist on taking well-established, canon characters and butchering their personalities? Wouldn't it be more believable to write some OC and make them a slut instead?

That'll always happen. Everyone write Scoot as a top despite the fact that he's a bottom bitch

>Wouldn't it be more believable to write some OC

That would require making their own characters, which takes effort. Then they'd have to describe the new ones and shit like that.

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Why do you post this barbie doll bullshit here?

>we could've gotten that

Why were krogan niggers allowed to join the Initiative?

Liberals in the Initiative

Becuase Bioware is fucking retarded and never think before they write

Thank the goddess Casey is back. Mass Effect will be saved.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

That fraud isn't saving anything until Andromeda universe gets shit canned

>muh Milky Way
>muh Shepard
>muh old crew

Don't sell him short, user. If he comes in and has some say about some SP DLC it could be based as fuck and would redeem ME:A and EA would greenlight ME:A2.

Daily reminder that the series should have died at 1

Nothing can redeem ME:A, It is a shitfest with a boring new universe with awful characters.

Andromeda is a new galaxy, not a universe, you tit. Dumb tit.

It is a new universe franchise-wise, as in all the old shit is gone.

Yeah, it was shit. Glad it's gone.

Give me a (You), dickhead.

No.

GAS THE ANGARA

space war now

Why are geth so evil.

They're not.

The geth aren't evil, but they sure as hell aren't innocent if only 17 million quarians made it to the Migrant fleet.

youtube.com/watch?v=tq7SGQzeCEw

I guess the dumbass Quarians shouldn't have tried to genocide the entirety of the geth.

They're self-aware robots. That means they're evil by default.

>Why do some writers insist on taking well-established, canon characters and butchering their personalities?
That's what fanfiction is for, you autist. And the ME characters barely have consistent personalities to begin with, they're just some tropes.

killing 99% of all quarians in the universe doesn't make you evil, it makes you a goddamn hero

can WORD this post

The quarians mostly killed each other, anyway, assuming ME3 is canon.

youtube.com/watch?v=I66yzFRwmTg

> the geth are evil cause they´re robots
> classical men vs. machine scenario

Hello.
I want to drive a the successor to the YMIR mech and blast people with guided missiles while my waifu handles the autocannon.

play titanfall 2 then

>implying humans/organics can ever coexist with self-aware synthetics

They're releasing Frontier Defense in a bit, it's going to be awesome.
It's horde mode.
>suddenly imagine dual cockpit titans
SUCH POWER

Daily reminder that killing off both Geth and Quarians is the solution

Stop linking this shit

>in the middle of a war to preserve sentient organic life in the galaxy
>genocide sentient organic race
What's the point, besides being edgy on /meg/?

tfw the turians didn't just roll in before the geth achieved space flight and turn Rannoch into glass and kill the Migrant Fleet for good measure.

>''''''sentient''''''' organic race creates docile murderbots although being warned several times not to
>After being kicked off by the murderbots, they immediately switch to a life of thievery

Quarians are scum, before and after Geth. Geth are useful idiots as you can just chuck them in the bin after picking destroy

We have to be thankful that the teal parasites negotiated peace otherwise would've gotten glassed or became a client race of the birdraptors

The quarians literally called for help during the uprising, but the council didn't care, the quarians broke a law therefor their lives are forfeit. Nevermind that said robotic uprising then lead to an attack on the Citadel.

So you just destroy the scum with the largest ( while not the strongest ) fleet in the galaxy and replace them with synthetics with potential to betray you anytime. It's idiotic but i can understand the reasoning anyway.