Who here /sip n drive/

Who here /sip n drive/

Ew, a vw

You already have a thread you dumb faggot OP

How the fuck is that cart just sitting there not bothering the shit out of you?

hello autism

gay

>when you take that first sip of the day

...

which intern at monster is shilling on the automotive subsection of a siberian logging enthusiast forum?

Beer or gtfo

srsly though, why do americans drink this stuff? is it because their coffee is shit?

Fuck off with your bullshit marketing, go to /v/ for that kind of crap.

Monsters are too rich for my blood.

Have you guys heard of Victory? They're made locally in Missoula Montana and pretty good and 99¢.

I also adore whipped strawberry rockstar

>End blogpost

I sip lean normally

Most of us don't. Only the retards of us actually drink this body destroying shit.

Not drinking the OG energy drink.
>Only 58% of the caffeine content of a monster
>5% fruit juice
>Vitamins B and C
>None of those weird as shit ingredients
>Tastes substantially better than the competition
>Cheaper
>People don't think you're a Monster fanboi

>not inhaling 4 scoops of Mutant™ protein powder while going 150 km/h
>babby sip
NGMI

>not whipped orange

Wew

Right here senpai

SIPBOYS 2017
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2017!!!

Is this literally an ad campaign
I usually don't fall for the shill meme but jeez

who here /shitboxandship/?

Oh snap, nice ‘95 MX-3!

>280 km/h top speed on tachometer

>>Only 58% of the caffeine content of a monster
That's not a feature for an energy drink, dingdong.

This.

Always OP. Nothing beats the refreshing taste of Monster Energy Zero Ultra® on the tastebuds on short or long drives, along the highway or through a twisty rainforest. Never have I felt more alert or aware when piloting a vehicle than when I have Monster Energy Zero Ultra® by my side. I'm astonished i can get a 24 pack from Amazon shipped to my doorstep for only $36.49. I might just order one right now!

can ur car actually go 280

this isn't auto related

its actually an 85