/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #529

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None of the VA's are there though:( , there's a few devs from the original LIS but it's eh for me. I'm not overly excited about it, but if I'm not doing anything else at the time I'll get in on it!

You suck Victoria

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>Chloe has to die thing comes true, Cemetery scene explained with that.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it

They'll be showing some spoilers so be careful

Calm down Vicky.

Gonna spoil you all lmao

This should be canon.

BFFs, Pirates, Wonder Twins, Partners in Time & Crime & Love, Fellow Dorks, GFs, Wives.
OTP.
youtube.com/watch?v=rhvZxmgLfNA

But that's forbidden love!

Going to be hella pissed if Rachel is denied her B-day thread in favor of lame memes that stopped being funny years ago.

My favorite song in the game, other than Obstacles of course.

Her birthday is actually tomorrow

I know that, but do you really think we can go through one thread in one day?
OP dropped the ball.

>a fucking shrek
Any reason not to assasinate OP?

In case anyone missed it last thread:
Ouroboros update

fanfiction.net/s/11675308/46/Ouroboros

twitter.com/Melody_yume/status/888361119668203521

Michel is getting bald

Cuck-genes

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A little late dear!

Just finished the game.

For those who have friends who still haven't played it the game cost 4 bucks on GreenManGaming. Few questions :

-What's up with LiS 2 ? Is it the same character ?
-Before the storm is only 3 episodes long ? For which price ? All the episodes comes at once or will I have to wait a few weeks in-between.
-Why is there not more kateposting itt ?

>-What's up with LiS 2 ? Is it the same character ?
LiS2 won't feature Max and/or Chloe.
Other than this info, we don't know anything yet. Nothing.

>-Before the storm is only 3 episodes long ? For which price ? All the episodes comes at once or will I have to wait a few weeks in-between.
Yes, three episodes. Check the steam page for the price. About two months between episodes is the most optimistic approach.

>-Why is there not more kateposting itt ?
my nigger

>What's up with LiS 2 ? Is it the same character?
We don't know, but it's pretty much certain they'll be new characters/setting and LiS will be an anthology series
>Before the storm is only 3 episodes long ? For which price ? All the episodes comes at once or will I have to wait a few weeks in-between.
$17 for regular, $25 for deluxe (which has a bonus episode). You'll have to wait for episodes, we don't know for how long
>Why is there not more kateposting itt?
Be the change you want to see in the world ;)

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Thanks for the answers

A bonus episode for the deluxe version ? That seems like a bad idea (and expensive).

I want to see more of Kate and I kinda went through the whole game to see more of her, so I'd be fucking disappointed if she wasn't in it

I want a gf like Kate

>That seems like a bad idea (and expensive).
You just described the entirety of Square Enix

I also read that Before the storm wasn't made by the frenchies.

Is it bad ?

>Game hasn't come out
>Is it bad?
Yes it's terrible

Yeah, it's Deck Nine (formerly Idol Minds) that is developing Before the Storm, not the guys from DONTNOD.
If it's good or not is still too early to tell.

Which ending did you pick?

None of the voice actors are coming back for a game where voice acting is incredibly important so take that as you will

Bay

oh shit nigga

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Well, at least you are a katefriend and not a warrynist

oh boy here we go

>he bought Michel's bullshit

:3

but why

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Fuck off, she's just goofing around.

did he get stuck in the train tracks?

You what?

I'd imagine he had better genes.

/lisg/ sings Spanish Sahara when

There is a distinct lack of Kate posting because the general is dominated by lesbian worshipping Satanists with no sense of morality. The sapphic sluts take primacy here in an usurption of our Lord and Savior. I hope He will cast down /lisg/, like he did Sodom and Gamorrah, before we all succumb to the degeneracy of Pricefield impurity.

Of course I would never dive between the legs of Max. As proof, I went on a number of tea dates, er, excursions with the lewd lesbian without laying my head between her thighs and lapping up the sweet nectar of her womb. I never asked her to grab my bun and hold my head down while I licked her to a froth while she sung the praises of my tongue's glory. No. See? I'm not a degenerate lesbian.

...I-I'm a woman of God! /lisg/ are the blasphemers.

What's that? I don't remember it from the game.

It plays in the canon ending.

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Never.

Always cracks me up.

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Guess Rachel's family secret

Any fics where Bay Max goes on a rampage and becomes the storm?

post-bae ending antifa Max and Chloe marching in the Pride parade WHEN

you don't need a fic for that

I thought they banned you, you hadn't posted in the past few threads.

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You will post Kate or you will be punished.

A Kate.

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She really is too pure for this world.

She will save us all.

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Ok

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My heart

>tfw the last chance to see Max is a bonus DLC of the prequel

>tfw it wont even be the same VA
>last time we get to see Max or Chloe and they're played by imposters

>LiS2 won't feature Max and/or Chloe.
then why there are Chloe and Rachel in pre-release gameplay?

LiS 2 and Before the Storm are two different games. The latter is coming soon developed by Deck nine; the finer is just confirmed in development by DONTNOD (devs of the first game) but no plot or release date have been given

LiS2 refers to the next season in the anthology

Before the Storm (the game the pre-release gameplay is from) is a gift to the fans by another studio to hold everyone over until LiS2

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sure is a good thing that Vanessa is not up-to-date with the teen language. That or she didn't want to embarrass Chloe even more than she already was.

I want to eat her out.

Stop this idolatry. God will smite the wicked illustrator that has placed my image on a card of deceitful magic.

Stop this blasphemy!!!

She knew exactly what Chloe meant.

Chloe: Yeah. Please tell her I'm home and would like some fish tacos for dinner.

Nah. I'm a quality over quantity gal. I wasn't feeling inspired.

Well well well, if it isn't everyone's (least) favorite /pol/LARPer and """"satirist""""
Enjoy your stay because it will be yet another short one.

She's too thick to make a convincing Chloe

>When you don't get your birthday thread

Instead you get a meme from 2011

and it's stuff like this that just encourages her.

>HE blah blah blah HIM blah blah blah gonna doxx them and start a petition
>posts someone's picture
>gets called out
>admits to ragequitting his computer and walking around the house in a rage after reading Bayest posts
>N-n-no, no. I didn't try to doxx, Bayest. B-b-but sign my petition please!

Please find something better to do with your time and stop cluttering the thread with your nonsense.

Oh yeah. A special message for you.

>Chloe and Max don't return to Arcadia Bay when Blackwell re-opens, but stay in Portland.
>Kate Marsh contacts Max when she doesn't come back.
>“I'm with my girlfriend in Portland.”
>Kate spurns the "devil worshiping hedonists."
>Without high school degrees, they don't find jobs.
>They end up living in Chloe's truck.
>After a few stints in prison, they seek help from their parents.
>Max's parents, mad at her for wasting their money by ditching private school, won't let her stay with Chloe and bring her back to Seattle.
>Max's parents blame Chloe for Max's bad behavior and prevent her from contacting Chloe.
>Chloe is abandoned once again.
>Joyce, a conservative southern woman, and David, a traditional Republican, send Chloe to conversion therapy in return for paying her debts.
>Kate suggests a clinic run by her church.
>Chloe is raped by multiple male orderlies each day to ungay her.
>Max wakes up.
>"Wowsers. What a horrible dream. Good thing I sacrificed that blue haired dyke to save the town.”
>Goes down the hall to suck Warren's morning wood

>Kate
>pure

pick one and only

>her

>her

her birthday is tomorrow tho