Why do Americans hate wagons?

Why do Americans hate wagons?

Marketing shills told them to hate it.
Then convinced them to buy "crossovers".

because most of us are spineless faggots who would rather roll their crossovers than get flattened in a wagon

They dont...they just dont buy them...any other questions there faggot?

see this:
And a combination of it was easier to skirt emissions laws by classifying crossovers and SUV's as trucks.

Why is "not giving a shit about something to the point of it falling out of the market" confused for "hating" ?

WHY DID NO ONE BUY ME

because they shill out for crossovers because they are "safer"

Because Bubba can't fit his fat ass in anything short of a full size pickup

I think most people think of them as a car for grannies and soccer moms.