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Still unsettled edition

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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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first for Van

first for league of legends developers

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>csgog great at banter
>cs:go cucked esport

>d2g shit at banter
>dota 2 not cucked esport

TINY
ROOOOOLLIN IN

nth for skeletons

>he is not part of the 'cord master race

In your 1k matches maybe.

Friendly reminder that us east is infested with game throwing spics on fridays.

Does he fuck his crazy girlfriend in the pussy or does she say "i'm a boy so only anal"?

if league is so bad why has dota been heading into its direction for years?
checkmate dotards

He (female) is the one doing the fucking, with a strapon

>he's not watching csgo right now

Odd is fucking shitrekt in the ass, even though it's obvious secret isn't trying.

FREE money?

wait what the fuck

so this guy is a literal faggot AND his faggot partner is actually a girl who transitioned into being a dude?

or the other option is this guy is a faggot and his partner has lady parts but it thinks its a boy - so hes either a faggot that wants pussy and a male psyche or i don't know what the fuck

wew lad

Replying
Nah i want to imagine they only do anal but she has a double sided dildo she inserts in her pussy and asks for a reach around

>abbadon carry
>terrorblade mid
that's obviously a try hard draft

xd

>slacks watching hentai with his sister
What a fucking god

>caring about cslel post mega gambling

???

tomboys are god tier tho

>These are the gigafags working at riot

>csgog has almost 750k people watching

>docucks are literally talking about anime to 20k

>spirit breaker first picked
NERFS FINALLY INCOMING

>they're talking about SB being op
Oh god it's begun
Welp, time to grind mmr while it lasts

>over 55% winrate on every bracket while being popular pick
>just silence him bro!

>the biggest event of the year for cs go only gettin 750k

didn't they used to get like 1.5 million?
Are all valves games dying now?

thats not a tomboy though

tomboy is grill who is still a grill but likes to do dude stuff

what he has is a grill who literally thinks its a dude (assuming thats the correct interpretation of those autistic tweets)

QUICK SPRINT

only semis

>kotlguy
>fucking SLACKS
no wonder no one wants to watch this

pretty sure esl one cologne 2015 was getiing like 800k+ during the groups

>that first and 8th place in popularity

>d2g and Veeky Forums are all about making people mad
>slacks makes people mad

>qed slacks is our guy

what the fuck I thought memeleague started tomorrow??

>only plays 2 heroes: the knight of free wins and the terrorists of maximum buttfustration
i don't understand how people think this man couldn't be the most ourest of guys

This is the ideal WR build. You may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like.

>misery looks like 50 year old person
jesus
what makes people from scandi countries bald before their 30's?

>PL
Puppey?

jews putting shit in their water to feminize the men

where's the tranny

it's a society run by women, that cant he healthy

csgo scene is so professional, players are fit literally caters to normalfags
>dota2 has slacks

I would swap the bkb to an mkb

>players are fit

literally half of these fucks are fat as shit, what are you talking about?

>dotards trying to hit skillshots

>people are fit
that are like 5 fit people in the entire CSGO scene, stfu

Oh shit i meant buriza

people who watch CSGO instead of playing it are just as bad as people who play dota instead of watching it

Has Slacks lost weight? He looks a lot thinner

Asking again, is there an up to date guide on invoker? Or do I just run Midas and scepter?

>w33 playing viper because of how bad his amphetamine tolerance is

>still gets destroyed

watch midone on dreamleague, he is playing invoker right now

Midas aghs, or midas euls aghs

Viper's a good hero now, just check his winrate.

people who pick viper to dominate lane phase are pathetic and deserve to lose the game

>He doesn't pick support viper

Although he's valuing quas more than normal to deal with health lost in laning against viper.

He isnt dating a tranny, hes just living with him and his actual bf

>Earthshaker is balanced

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

*switches back to cs:go*

>MoM pl

STOP

THIS

HERESY

I DONT CARE IF U CAN SPLIT IT FOR LATER MEMES

>shitreekt getting demolished by the team that got knocked out by fucking complexity

EU quals really are a joke

>13 mins
>dagger drums
so this is the power of 7.00 jungle

batskater has safelane alch farm lul

>DotA players aren't fit

>Moon is bad
why can he never do this when it matters?

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mmr reset when?

Hey what's up with WW's 5k wr at 55%?

when you kill yourself

hopefully soon

Deleting a hero from the game every 80 seconds is pretty good.

daily reminder

>why can he never do this when it matters?


because he's bad

>PLANE TODD MANAGED TO THROW THAT LEAD

>THE STATE OF NU-MALE DOTA

They're playing 4v5

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why did yesterday's thread 404?

how can antimage compete?

Whew, thank god Misery's a big enough shitter to make SB look underpowered
I still have a week to grind SB mmr before he gets buttfucked like they did to Tusk, EartSpirit and Clockwerk

Based 10 ultimates man

so he's a cuck?

post music for when you've been on an uncontrolled downhill when it comes to losing mmr
youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

why does dreamhack even still bother running events anymore

LMAO EVERY DAY

this is what happens when you try to split push

tell me why we won't see a single pudge on the TI main stage?

i think the dumb akarinposter and redditfugee got banned
we can only hope

mochuh pidor

wtf is goin on

no wings

>first esports in literal weeks
>stream is killed in second fucking game
Very nice dotards

I play this when I want to break a losing streak

youtube.com/watch?v=CCNGSwYzkRs

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>giving a shit about ultimate honeypots right before TI

Nice moderation team dotards.

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