/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>be danish rich csgo pro
>live in denmark
>surrounded by danish qts
>date some fugly chink
?????

>lose all pistols
>lose the game
nice game goturds

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DUDE

>Dating an ugly fat filipino mail order bride.
Just WHY?

>csgog great at banter
>cs:go cucked esport

>d2g shit at banter
>dota 2 not cucked esport

Feet?

xth for Fnatic without pronax Jebaited

dududududududududududududu

go to /b/
im not here to derail

>mfw when i grew up vollsmose

Harry > Henry
tea bee eigh

Meanings?

Fuck off nigger.

That looks like the face of a faggot.

Asstrails is pretty good on overpass. They might just take the 2-0 if monkeys don't PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT with the hacks.

wtf this cringeworthy Cucknatic commercial

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pgl makes everything look like cheap shit

I havent seen first map
have i missed much?

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Did you also had a thai gf?

Script calls for a game 3 between teams that should be in the finals. This is of course before BIG and gambit go to the finals.

haha good meme thorin :)))

Anyone knows the song used for that "Your casters for this match are anders and semmler" segment?

>you could lick puzzi inztead of playing with ze gizmo all ze time

>no thorin

I hope SK gets the boot. Coldzera and fallen "best in CS" then get pounded by Danes. If it weren't for taco/felps they would have lost alot sooner.

>dota 2 not cucked esport
>csgo cucked esport

thorin being on twitter is better than him being at the event

I really want to know if all the salt whenever SK plays is ironic or not.

>had
>any gf
no

Sorry I don't speak reddit.

cucked by hacking BRs
thirdies (chinks) had a stolen API key and still couldn't win like the thirdies are winning in cs:go

What did they mean by this?

it is real, from butthurt swedish children

medlidenhed :(

how can other casters even compete???

not him but didn't a chinateam win the last TI? I'm not that into dota

ddk got blacked

SHAKERD

The only interacial couple I'll allow.

did semmler gain some weight?

he looks so different

they're affectionately called black ddk and white james
they're doing an ad for tazeit which is actually faceit
fun fact: they share an appartment
now you know

ye, he's a fat fuck
probably gets lots of sweets from his boyfriends

When will happy stop being a baiter and actually play with the team? It feels sad for scream and rpk. Also xms looks like he could be godlike in future.

Some threads ago some user said, james was racebaiting. Is there some proof for it?

tak :´3

>walk into the spam

nice work cold

Semmler here.
I look better than you'll ever do, if I ever see you at a CSGO event I'll upercut your face. LMAOING @ UR LIFE NERD I'm gonna fuck your sister after the major, peace.

Anyone got a clip of that kill just now? It looked really suspicious.

his fucking glasses are so shit

Lmao not even Anders can deny the "fishy"gameplay from astralis

script busted

>no caster voice in GOTV

why can't they ever fix this shit

he ate two fried chickens on camera at beyondthesummit
he has black speech patterns
user was a retard who rates cummler

>wanting to hear redditors' opinions on the game

>valve
>fixing shit

pick one

cuck glasses

he used to have a 10/10 chissled face

no wonder he has a beard now to hide it

where is the casters?

>not liking thicc bois

Success breeds jealousy I guess. Fucking losers LMAO.

>not even a single drop
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET THEM

Haha that's the fucking sex number dude
Didn't actually expect semmler to look like that. First time seeing him

>getting dropcucked
lmao faggot

>sister

>he fell for the Ingame Item Israel

I don't understand why Vince build up such a great heel in SK and then have them go out in QF

>major almost over
>he still doesn't know
hahahaha

Will nex crumble infront of the crowd again today?

Dev1ce is not even hiding it anymore

nice one gocucks

jesus christ device is a fucking beast

it's just one sensitive user from pol whining

>be device
>lock onto one player through smoke
>then another through a box

i'm so sick and tired of these cheating danish monkeys

Post YFW wallen,vaco and lockzera finally get banned

>tfw not in the booth to hug him from behind and give him courage

>tfw someone actually made a meme out of your stupid gay question
lol

how are semmler and anders even allowed to travel to eastern europe

i thought they were very strict on homosexuality

someone has the recording? that shit was blatant as hell

some loser put it on reddit
thankfully went unnoticed

>waaaah how are pros that play the game 8 hours a day better at predicting movement than me :(((((

Anders is a pedophile.

>cheats on lan
do you really believe this?

Do you not?

hello summer

reddit pls go

>device makes a comeback through wallshots
amazing gameplay there """pros"""

pedophilia and homosexuality go hand in hand

so fucking done fuck you favelas

fucking 3rd worlders how the fuck did they eveng et this fuckibng far

what did they mean by this?

you mean a lan like where admins have to be told by viewers on the internet that a player is cheating with his headset off?

why the fuck didn't fer knife

>kjaerbye BLATANTLY watching through walls to see where the cts are going