No motivation

I have about 500k-530k but still love with my parents. I am unemployed and can't find regular work for more than 15 an hour working a retard charity.

I can't work in the trades due to a bad driving record, and am sick and tired of going to school. It takes about 12 hours to attend one class a week, and 60% of the time is wasted in commute, and I don't learn anything because it's business.

What the fuck can i do, to earn a respectable wage/living?

>dont want to do anything
>want to be respectable
kill yourself dumpy ass

500-530
Buy a house or two and rent it

First stop love with your parents. Your too rich for that child games. You need ETH

>I have about 500k-530k
how?

Invest all of it in ETH. By the end of the year one ETH will be worth 200 dollars.

no way, why are people this optimistic or are you a troll? id say 50 by the end of the year maybe

Love with yer mommy, she'll tip you xx

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>I have about 500k-530k

No one believes you

you should sit and wait on your money, probably transfer it to gold, and move after the recession

I want to work, but at a decent job.
I have never had one before.

>Invest all of it in ETH
Why would he invest in a university?

It was actual solid advice you fucking prick.
Were you expecting to find some miracle stock that only goes up?
Buy a 3+room apartment and rent tit to students.

Home depot + microchip
Saving my ass off working in computer labs

A house here costs 600k-700k in the ghetto.
Over 1m for anything decent

Cap rates are around 4%
Mortgage > rents
Negative gearing central

oh i thought you were rich but it turns out you just aren't American.

>I have about 500k-530k
start a business

I'm murican, I get my English citizenship in 1 year though.
Bay area sucks in real estate if you don't believe in negative gearing

What business?
I was thinking of pest control or septic pumping, but I'm can't get work due to shot driving record until I relocated to uk

moving out would be a good start