/ink/ - Splatoon General

>when you lose a game you thought you won

>trying to git gud at chargers
>not doing so well
>dragging the team down with my uselessness
>head back to the square to buy gear
>miiverse drawing tells me i should feel ashamed of myself
>quit chargers forever
it hurts

>turf war
>sides nearly even
>5 seconds left
>teammates give up and stop moving
>we lose 42.0 - 41.8

if any of you do this shit, tell me your name and address right now. I swear to god i'll fuck you up.

>marie making fun of me for secret hunting
FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

Anyone want to do Salmon Run?

1418-5835-8201

Post first game

Feels good to stomp these C- scrubs again

Sex with Marie!

>Censoring your name.
Is your name faggot? Because that's what faggots do.

>the weapon rotation shit is fucking cancer
Yeah I'm done playing it until they fix it. It's a cool mode but that alone just kills it, it's not fun.

that doesn't make sense
why am I getting matched with high levels as a level 1
I have been playing for 2 hours now and have not been able to leave my spawn because it keeps putting me on uneven teams

sorry someone broke your echo chamber and highlighted a flaw in your "perfect game"

I'm down if you're okay with dealing with someone who's never played it before

>14k shekels

Fuck im out of decent gear to buy. What now?

that fucking thought never crossed my fucking mind now im doing x10 times better in games

Can EUs play with Burgers?

If you mean Salmon Run. The tutorial tells you all you need, except that the map gets smaller every wave.

buy everything else

or save up 20000 and scrub an item for those sweet sweet chunks

Whats your guys best Salmon Run so far?

You're not facing level 15s. Fuck off.

Grind and get weapons. Refresh Annie's shop.

Sent a request if there's room

What rank are you, user? I'm B- rn. Hoping to get S+ today or tomorrow

I'd seabag the fuck out of you if I knew your IGN

screencap your level and gear

Treehouse please.

68, had some strange event/round where only the gold shit "bosses" and a load of easy mobs spawned while the stage was flooded so we basically camped the bask

level 1 default gear

You sound like such a crybaby, get over it. You probably just suck with the Shittershot Jr.

Got it.

We got room for one more

marina a shit
why did they ruin her
i feel bad for marinafags

>honoring Anonymous
>then you come along and want more tripfags
what are you, a fag?

This seems really weird to me
Pearl is just blindly setting herself up for all these

You can refresh a shop?

holy fuck the blaster is so slow

>Durr sassy black chick so unique

God fucking damn it, treehouse. You're all retarded.

She called Pearl a corporate-shill earlier, that was good.

where do is choose splatfest side?

>last wave
>get charger

FUCKING STOP

Annie's shop updates every couple hours. One piece of gear is removed and another is added.

>sexy bitch vs cute child

kinda tough desu

BUCKET IS OP

There's a refresh symbol at the bottom of the app.

Salmon Run would be really improved if they got rid of the Charger.

most of us that got the game day one are veterans, you better learn your place you fucking shrimp
Annie's shop is in the online app and it is the only one that rotates
I only got the this once after turning the game on, and it never showed again every time the stages rotated, didn't realize the stages rotated once because I was in another game mode and when I got out of it, they didn't announce stages
is the next splatfest really mayo vs ketchup? I fucking hate mayo, but I'm going to pretend its my seed splattering all over pearl's face

charger one shots steelheads and 2 shots steel eels. it has its place.

wow, I just now realized that each weapon has its own individual freshness rating

do you get bonuses every time you hit 10 on each weapon?

Thats what I thought too but its pretty meh

The aerosol spray or whatever its called is insanely fucking good for painting surfaces. I have consistently been getting 1k points per game with it, regardless of win or loss, because it paints such huge surface areas

You get a 3000 freshness bonus every 5 levels you get with a weapon.

>all this salt from these fucking new nerds
You all won't make it past the first Splatfest if this is how you act now.

The weapons change every day. Tomorrow, you can complain about getting a blaster instead.

how do you gain the fresh?

>wah! I'm from LoL and spawn camping is TOXIC

Grow some thicker skin you baby. If your team got destroyed that;s it. Leave the lobby and re queue.

how do i get there

Still got a spot?

I believe you get .5 per win, and -.5 for a loss. Im pretty sure theres a bonus for a winning streak.

Well that's good at least.

I just fucking hate playing with the charger. I can't use it at all.
Look under the bridge.

I sent it.
It takes my switch a while after startup to actually accept the internet.
It's weird like that.

how are you this far into campaign, I was in second section by the time I started doing online to get my rank up

>you have to play on the same two maps for two hours
WHY ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

so what the fuck does the stingray do?
other than be awkward as fuck

way to completely miss the point
it's not the rudeness or whatever you think
it's the fact that the matchmaker seems unable to make teams that won't roll one another, and sticking a bunch of higher levels on one side just makes the gap worse

Why are the stages in the rotation repeating so much? There's literally no excuse for them to not have all the splatoon 1 maps + new ones

Yeah, I'll add you after this match guys.

shoots through walls
its like a killer wail but shit

If you stop firing it you can see enemies through walls, it also shoots through walls.

The only use is if you're dead sure they're all in a corridor and you can nail em

I guess it's good for keeping people off the tower in tc? I don't see why you wouldn't just shoot at the tower and actually kill someone, though.

thanks, user

what do you mean?
i started playing two hours ago and going to finish SP before i will go online

Is it ok to touch inklings?

What's the most ideal sensitivity for both motion controls and the right stick?

1.5 and 5

Is it legal to keep a small squid in your house like a dog

Hey, at least it's not four hours like the first one.

Okay guys, current run is over, adding you all and setting up a new room.

So can can optimize your loadout accordingly.

Calm down kid

new maps NOW

>wave 3
>get charger
>get fucked by 2 mecha eels, 3 steelheads, and 2 jaws

>18 hours of splatoon
>12 hours of it were slosher

Fuck my finger is going to fall off, why didnt you warn me how much this was going to hurt me?

I forgot, you can't change your equipment between matches

What? 5 out of 7 of those are more or less hard countered by Charger.

>Getting DCed so often I'm getting a warning
>This never happens with ARMS or Mario Kart
COOL
FUCKING
GAME

Will squidboards ever stop being dead?

how the fug are you supposed to use the minigun

You can only charge so fast before they swarm you.

>port mackerel
back to campaign I guess

>back to C- for splatzones
fuck

One spot left for the Salmon Run room.

youtube.com/watch?v=LEm6YDMYRUY
YES

ur gay