Let me stop you right there faggot, you're asking for $500,000 for a 1% stake. this better be good nigger

let me stop you right there faggot, you're asking for $500,000 for a 1% stake. this better be good nigger

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This guy's a phoney.
Small fry.

He's the least jew on the show and gives the best deals

This show is a scam. The hosts increase their net worth 10 to 20-fold in short periods of time, partly by giving such utterly shitty deals.

It's a way to get bombarded by good ideas (which these people probably couldn't come up with by themselves if they had 100 years in some sort of time-stopping chamber) and profit off of them by offering 20$ for 99% ownership.

It's like the Pawn stars of business

A lot of businesses go on the tank just to get the publicity. They ask for outrageous valuations knowing that the sharks wont invest

Hold on Mark, I want to hear what this nigger faggot has to say.

>Canadian version
LOL

>Billionaire
>Small fry

Kek this is the perfect description. These people that come on the show get cucked every time.

>In billions of debt
>Billionaire
Hmm, interesting.
Cuban doesn't want that to get out though.

Barbara, shut your mouth you're old as dirt. i'll only offer these guys a royalty deal in perpetuity and if they don't take their dead to me

wine dude last night sold 10-20% of his company for an 8% APR loan. wth

You crackas calm down, I'm gonna offer the African-American a deal.

> He's the least jew
wtf. He is the only Jew on that show.

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>Hi I'm Joe.
>Silence from the sharks.
>I...I uh... I wanna show you my product, funderwear. It's latex underwear.
>That's a product, not a business.
>Now j-j-j-j-just hold on.
>How much are you asking for?
>$200,000 for 20% of my company?
>So you vaule your company at over a million bucks? How much product have you sold?
>Well...I...I haven't sold any. This is just a prototype.
>So you have no product? No sales? And you're asking for $200k?
>Y-yes?
>You're a cockroach, for that reason, I'm out.
>R-robert, throw me a life preserver man!
>Look, I'll give you $10k for 90% of your company.
>B-but, this is this latex underwear is my life's work. I've spent $200,000 just to make this prototype. I quit my job to come on this show.
>We're all out Joe, please exit the Shark Tank.
>O-ok.

That's extremely accurate.

>it's a cupcake company
>It's a vegan home delivery service
>It's a mom who created baby food
>It's a negro who created BBQ sauce
>It's some hipster selling beard gel
>It's another food company

>You're a cockroach, for that reason, I'm out
all that's missing is the dramatic zoom in on the guys face

Hold it right there. Listen, you can't afford to invest in this idea right now. You need to continue paying down your debt and live frugally.

ITS A GREAT IDEA

I'M SELLING DIVERSI-TEAS. ITS TEAS THAT ARE BASED ON THE MANY NATIONALI-TEAS OF THE WORLD

FOR EXAMPLE THE NEHGROW TEA FLAVOR IS BASED ON AFRICA, ITS A TEA WITH HINTS OF GRAPE FLAVORING!

That's why they're called Sharks, moron.