So, you're in a position where you HAVE to buy a crossover or suv

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A crv, rav4 or forester if I had to get one due to a new member of the family or something. I wouldn’t be thinking “performance” at all, just practicality and reliability.

>he works for shitfiniti
sorry for your lot m8

I'm gonna say yes
I had an old Subaru sedan that worked fine for light offroading and the Crosstrek is definitely gonna be more capable than that

The Macan is good, too. For my use case it would be perfect, and I'm thinking about getting one in the next year or two.

If someone else is paying the bills, Cayenne Turbo S. If it is me paying, Skoda Yeti or a CRV

Yeah. The only problem is that it's desperately underpowered. It's not meme underpowered like the 86, it's legitimately underpowered to the point where trying to overtake someone on a two lane is a bad idea unless there's no traffic coming the other way for a mile. Subaru doesn't seem to be interested in fixing it by throwing the 2.0 turbo in.

I have never driven one, but I have helped at least 5 that I have found stuck. Most of the time it's either driven by college girls or older greying men, so that might have something to do with it. I would just stick to dirt roads in it

An Insurgent from GTA made into real life.

Probably won't fit into garages but will definitely allow me to travel safely anywhere.

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