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ancient apparition

What's wrong with you people? Being so ungrateful to such an amazing husbando like Dakota.

>implying ((((we)))) ever had any influence over it

why valve literally lets redditfags make the decisions for everything i will never understand

best hero for free mmr? ill send you a treasure III if you link trade link if you're the best answer.

WHERE THE FUCK IS KOTLGUY REEEE

but reddit likes grant and kotlguy

>Almost 1 AM in Georgia
>Last series goes to a third game
>Have to go to sleep knowing everything you've done over the last year was for nothing because a fat Jew dislikes you

can you cut your dick off and eat it fried with those pics

StarcraftBulls win again

we run this shit, don't you ever forget dotacucks

WE WUZ the original Esport

When is valve going to fix custom games?
>half the people dc at the start of the game
>no way to ban people from a lobby so they can keep rejoining over and over and over and over and declining every time
>the pick screen doesn't work if there's more than 2 teams
>the most popular game mode, overthrow has massive balance issues mainly necrophos

TA

>but reddit likes grant
i guess a stopped clock is right twice a day at least

>remembering 2gd streams
>he would tell these stories about LD and calling him a fat jewish bastard

I'm surprised he wasn't fired sooner, desu.

ribbit

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>starcraft ded gaem
>starcraft cuccs decide to migrate to dota
>dota is soon to be dead too
??? you niggas stupid

nope
how about puck offlane

Depends on MMR.
I'd say Clinkz due to impeccable farm capability. Easily outfarm majority of enemy team racking up insane tier damage with Desolator and Daedalus.

Quake was the original esport

Kneel before your King

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why Kotlguy sounded like he gonna cry?

JUST

>lotta backroom deals in dota
shit's getting real

>literally zero audience
>event cut the power

DAY 9 HOSTING? SOME NEWFAG UNFUNNY CUNT WHO JUST STARTED, BARELY KNOWS ANYONE IS NOW HOSTING ONE OF THE BIGGEST ESPORTS EVENTS EVER?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS VALVE THINKING?

DID REDDIT BRIGADE FOR THIS AUTISTIC IDEA?

Reminder if LD was in charge of the talent invites he would not have had Day9 host and would have invited GoyGrant and KotlGoy

the sc2 scene is like a cancer in esports. you think theyre finally dead and gone after wasting a bunch of venture capital but they secretly migrated to other scenes to do it all over again

3.5-4k

PONG was the original esport.

Imagine being kotlguy in dreamleague and having to be all like "damn, slacks, you fuckin' funny, all memy with your bulldyke body and horrific memespouting attitude. I would totally be on a panel with you, both my camera-self and the behind the scenes me." when all he really wants to do is fucking murder this manchild on camera. Like seriously imagine having to be kotlguy and not only stand at that desk while actionslacks flaunts his disgusting manchild persona in front of you, the laughs of redditors barely concealing the muttering of utter contempt under your breath, but just stand there, game after game, hour after hour, watching slacks act like aretard while knowing he got an invite to TI7 and you didn't. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking balding visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's 'SO GODDAMN FUNNY XDD' because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been casting nothing but shitty tier 2 games at 4am your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies of highground.tv. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out through his disgusting floral pattern flea market shirt as he shouts memes at the camera, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his 'humour'. And then the production calls for more slacks cam time, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking kotlguy. You're not going to lose your future e-sports career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

What do you guys think the average MMR of everybody in this screenshot is?

kind of like (((them))) if you think about it

5k

>veegee autists buttmad at Day9 as host
>meanwhile still licking their daddy Redeye's dick who didnt even play dota
>were totally fine with Kacy who had 0 experience in esports
>still licking hobo Jame's dick - well I can understand that

higher than yours

the mercenary, the masketta man

Around 6k I would say

just look at kotlguy's face during this stream

he's looking even more dead inside

i get day9 but why the FUCK did the prefer machine over kotlguy? the major he hosted was the most awkward shit

>Day9 isn't even 3k anymore

He doesn't even know what a lot of hero abilities are, how did he get to host?

Kill yourself if even think for one moment Day9 is good as a host

He looks so sad :(. I wish I could give him the succ and make him feel better

3k 0k 0k 5k 3k 5k

3k 6k 4k 6k 6k 3k

5k 7k 8k 7k 6k 2k

6k 5k 5k 7k 8k 5k

7k 3k 7k 0k

valve thinks that a starcrumpets streamer would bring more viewers.

>when the fat unfunny reddit man gets invited but not you

>Monkey King

Yeah it's over

kotlguy is terrible and part of the EVERY DAY studio, fuck him

LOOK AT THAT CROWD

Redeye looks professional at least Day9 looks VERY low testosterone like your average #imwithher voter

gay9 - 2000
machine/kaci - none
slacks - 5,000
tobi/purge/od - 4,000
ben'merlini'wu - 6,000
ld - 4,000
godz/capitalist - 6,000
lyrical - don't know
lumious - 5,000
ppd/pajkatt - 8,000
akke/winter - 7,000
pflax - 3,000
jack - don't know
weppas/skriff - 5,000
bulldog - 7,000
ccc - 9,000
draskyl/fogged - 6,000
sheever - 3,000
synderin - 7,000
torteddalno - don't know

>slacks gets to go
>Day9 gets to go
>CCnC even makes it with his autistic outbursts

What a fucking shame. Valve really set the bar low with this one

at least he knows the players and most of the people there,this machine guys is literally a lol player

jesus fucking christ fuck slacks he tries too hard to be funny when hes just some fat fuck with a faggot sounding voice

You're good to go.

>literally my wifes bull

>Slacks, a person who doesn't even buy regen sometimes and steals last hits as a support to rush soul ring is better than half the people on that list

>the three paid actors are still there showing off the "diversity" of Dota

>godz is 6k
what? since when? he seems awful

B L A C K E D
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>there are black people playing dota right now

BLACKED

>he didn't want the match of the century

why is there no crowd? What time is it in the location the event is being hosted is dota actually dying? Did 7.0 actually kill it

Is Dota the NHL in terms of e-sports in the south?

>ay yo, where my tangoes at, white boi?

He's unrionically a better player than Envy. youtube.com/watch?v=a222ZyXTT6U

left: cuck
middle: cuck's bull
right: wife

i'd literally watch them in a porno

purge was not carry, he was cuck support
merlini was 1 pos

>purge:carry
should have gotten tobi

Godz is literally the best player of the casters

>mid mk

what the fuck is vega thinking

>left guy: /pol/
>guy with glasses: Veeky Forums
>based black: reddit
>waifu: dota2
>cringey assian in the back: /a/

its 1am in cuck land

So I played Zeus a bit and I like how much retarded fun he is, what are some other heroes that are braindead enjoyment?

CCnC is 9k

why don't you play every hero several times you fucking newbie

did valve forget that tobiwan is a racist? do they not think racists are assholes? if they are so selective why is he still there?

>Godz is better than people like Slacks and Sheever

That really isn't saying much.

holy shit could this webm be any worse quality

>tobi is a racist

whatever do you mean?

since im not 5k+ I can't tell you but im willing to bet its some illusion meme hero

source

Once he said "Have you ever heard of the phrase 'As lame as a nigger's baby?' "

shut up cumiko

just banter

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Of course, I doubt tobi is smart enough to be racist :^)

spectre
the only time i've seen a 6 slotted spectre lose is when the baffler was playing her

>still beating this dead nigger
Its just a fucking phrase mate