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Delete this shit thread and try again you fucking animeNEET, this time with an appropriate OP
When do the GOOD teams play?
>wake up
>excited about upcoming TI
>remember Day9 is hosting
Slacks is fucking disgusting.
Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.
I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.
I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.
make your own fucking thread then retard
kumiko is dota 2 related
This can't be reeeeal right
I know Valve will going to surprise me at TI
The answer, by the way, is a lot. I've Tweeted this before but arguably the best three managers in the three biggest U.S. pro sports- Joe Maddon, Bill Belichick, and Gregg Popovich, have played a total of ZERO games combined in their respective professional leagues. Yes there are plenty of former pros who've transitioned to successful analysts, but there are an equal number of great casters and analysts who never played professionally. The idea that you can't analyze Dota without being a pro, former pro, or having X MMR is fiction. Period.
>dotards PAID MONEY to get cucked by starbulls
>check all the post TI4 prize distribution
>the TI that EG won had the least % for 1st place
LMAO
I have a second OP ready to be posted in case this one gets deleted.
Matthew Bailey@Cyborgmatt
$22,000,000!
dota2.prizetrac.kr
sshhhh quiet now
who fuccboi here
EG is the only team that can do well in more than one TI.
It's literally impossible for them to fall for honeypots or fall victim to the TI curse
Success Breeds Jealousy
>sunscuck and his wife's bf didn't get invited
How? Both of them did more work than flax or day9 ever did.
CANCEL BLYAAAATT
Is that cancel?
Are we pretending the OP picture is not unrelated or what's going on here?
>Nu EG is the same team as golden age PPD EG
kys thirdie
keep reporting so an actual dota related OP gets posted
>chink team wins TI
>gets 44-46%
>american wins TI
>gets 36%
Is cancel actually gay?
Somebody told me cancel was actually a legit homo and I think I believe it.
typical romanian from the gypsy south region face
Post the difference between TI3/TI4 prize money, add in swedish taxes and laugh at alliance
Reminder he is gonna look like a 50 year old gypsy by the time he reaches 25.
>le epic bulldog vs synderen xD just like my favorite stream!!!!!
>SKAAADOOOOSH xDD
>posted pic related like a week ago and tried every concievable fix or troubleshoot suggested
>turns out when the game timeouts the connection just DIES for dota and dota alone for a few seconds, it even goes in offline mode in the main menu
>sometimes around 23:00 the connection dies on all devices for 10-20 minutes and I get an abandon
Is there some sort of port that I have to open for dota or something? This shit is getting on my nerves. This is goddamn optic fiber connected by ethernet.
Hehe really?
>This guy comes in slaps your girl's ass and tells you to kill your self
what do you do?
nah he's straight
>this year's 4th place is gonna get more money than alliance winning ti3
that motherfucking FOREHEAD
nadota literally in flames right now
REMINDER THAT CCnC IS OUR GUY, BOTH NADOTA AND REDDIT HATE HIM. What more could you want, honestly?
>ti3 1st: 1.4m (50%)
>ti4 1st: 5m (46%)
>ti5 1st: 6.6m (36%)
>ti6 1st: 9.1m (44%)
but I hate him too though
>Thinking I'm not reporting this shit OP
AnimeNEETs be dashed.
Can't wait for C9 to get BTFO, again!
Wtf I like ccnc now!
somewhere on the line he has a turk or gypsy ancestry
does someone have the FREE 1 mill picture
Is there a thread or recruiment for the euw battlepass going on here later?
why wont we see a single pudge during ti?
Boy you're gonna be upset once C9 win TI and every thread and OP becomes full of C9 anime memes then.
bulldog said that swedish government taxed 40% of his TI earnings
Why didn't you just vote?
POST LEWD TA
battlecup i mean
How come anime is full of white people? Japan and Korea are so cucked it's unbelievable
No. I want cute Lanaya
>An actual animeNEET replied to me
Gross.
I fucking DID
somebody has to pay for all those refugees to come rape swedish women
reminder to vote for Sniper to BTFO redditors
alliance took like 20% as well
dude literally made nothing, most of his money is from streaming.
fuck off quinn you're nobody's guy you cunt
>china tax their winners 30%
>some % to the org as well
>cost of living in china is so cheap that it doesn't matter
>not to mention chinks have insane streaming contracts
...
Oh boy, you will love the anime memes.
How the fuck Dick Posner didnt get invite but Rumi that did jack shit for the past two years did?
youtube.com
I can relate to his frustration but that's the worst side of me. Mixed feels guys.
The NP logo will stay in my profile forever
reminder that size of prize pool = prestige of winning
epic memes dakota!!!
I upvoted your reddit thread this year too!!!!
can't wait to force you in another valve tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god it's like Jack has an extremely marketable sets of language of skills including perfect english, perfect chinese and perfect translation skills while Kotldude is a jack of all trades (LUL) some memes, some hosting some casting here and there ...
>44 (FORTY FOUR) % OF 22 (TWENTY TWO) MILLION
did they release the distribution yet?
>golden EE
i'm jelly
Why do people hate CCnC? Every NA player spergs out in pubs now and then, he'll probably do fine casting or whatever he is doing there.
yea, check liquipedia, it's almost the same as last year except 0.5% of 2nd place goes to bottom 2 teams
Why does CCnC get hate for being a toxic asshole and not Pyrion?
>that time when puppey got """hacked"""
We all knew it was really him.
except TI5 was less competitive than TI4
how? because some literal who's with a mid who couldn't play the most broken mid in the game got the the grand finals?
Half of the cdec players are honestly the worst players to make top 4 at a TI, let alone a final.
There where like 3 good teams coming into ti5, and the favourite to win fell apart and bombed out in 8th
could really be, one shot of vodka too many, one hour of d2g too long, one scrim lost too many and it will do that to you
Honestly because he picked on mason, nadota's favorite cock to suck. He said that if mason's current team gets to a lan he will quit dota. Mason's current team at the time never did. It wasn't until they did some roster changes that they managed to qualify for one. Now nadota's assmad that he got an invite because he's "just" 9k mmr and made every other mid in the na qualifers look bad. Honestly I didn't give a shit about ccnc but seeing how ass ravaged reddit and nadota got I started to like him. PPD and other pros seem to like him so whatever.
I saw some people call pyrion out cus he does th same shit but they all got downvoted kek
>seeing how ass ravaged reddit and nadota got I started to like him
is this why women like blacks
>techies first ban against aui every game
>aui kicked right after
>ppd quits pro dota months after
even ppd couldnt live with the shame
>all that butthurt in r/dota2 and their backup general, /d2g/ because GrantShit isn't invited but people like tortedelini and ccnc are
Amazing, I enjoy this so much.
because they are retarded?
They will always pay the toll. Now for something dota related because reddit will get assmad about the pic.
NUMALE VS SECRET ROUND 2 IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WHERE ARE DA ESPORTS AT
Normally i couldn't care less for esports and stuff, but holy shit, i can't believe valve actually made Day9 the host, i can't fucking believe it.
Worst decision ever.
no but really, who the fuck is tortedelini?
i've seen him write guides and shit but that hardly warrants a TI invitation
the 2k-3k mmr players who use guides like him.
i saw a funny drawing of that kid
People who claim this don't understand how bad they are.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME
nevar forget!
What do you do when someone steals your role after you marked it first?
Do you euthanize the game?
in the purgatory, because it's DEAD
>tfw no Q T A V E R A G E K O R E A N gf
Is dota up yet?
csgo is so fucking boring
pick broodmother, jungle to level 3/4 and then creepskip their lane between the enemy towers so they're eternally cucked
would breeding with a chink fuck up your gene pool worse than japs or koreans?
>breed korean girl
>your children look like rats because they didn't have shitload of visit to surgeon
Will she getting picked again?
what's the item build for this?
