ITT: Biggest cunts on the road

Near me they all drive with their fucking fog lights on too, it's like close encounters of the third kind ayyy lmao just turned up

SUV and crossover drivers (women) who live in middle class gated communities

HAHA you fucking nigger. Blaming your failures on someone else, get a fucking grip.

litterally one of the biggest

YOu sound like a prick.

found the guy that was driving the sports car

anyone who isn't me

Absolute fucking menace

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BMWs, especially white BMWs

Literally every citron Picasso driver. It's always some fat middle aged cunt trying to drive like he owns the road

t. white van driver

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>I DON’T NEED TO USE NO MOTHERFUGGIN TURN SIGNAL DERP DEEEEERRRRRPP!

How so? By seeing a potentially dangerous work vehicle ahead of me and following at a safe distance? By not enjoying being tailgated in the slow lane and possibly rear ended in rush hour by aggressive idiots who aren't going to be passing the dump truck anyway? Am I supposed to tailgate the dump trucks so I can get a cracked windshield? I think the prick move would be to brake check the assholes. All the other people behind me after those two retards saw exactly why I was hanging back. Did you know pace cars in heavy rush hour traffic decrease commute times? Yes, it actually makes it take less time to get home when a line of 300 cars don't all come to a stop every 20 seconds. I also like to keep space in front of me in the slow lane so people can merge and there's not a bottle neck at every exit. Sorry you're so stupid and angry about it.

*fills your rear view mirror and blinds the fuck out of you*

In my experience, pickup truck drivers tend to be the rudest.

Any SUV.

I also find crossover drivers to be the friendliest.

HAHA TIME TO DO 50 IN A 35 THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD

FUCKING NIGGER WHY ARE YOU DOING 40 IN A 35 IM GOING TO FUCKING TAILGATE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

IM GOING TO CUT YOU OFF YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOURE ONLY DOING 45 IN A 35 YOU FUCKING CUNT

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK TURN SIGNALS AND NOT DRIVING LIKE A NIGGER

i want to fucking holocaust the californians in this state. they MUST be fucking exterminated.

>Atlanta

BMWs. All they do with that power is have near-miss accidents.

Any car in Buckhead (the rich neighborhood). As soon as you enter Buckhead the collective IQ of the road drops 25 points. The trap has better drivers.

I like to get close to them on the motorway, disrupt their slipstream, and watch them wiggle.

>pic related sums it all

>ford c-max

TRIGGERED

ford kugas are even worse though. fo real. fuck these slow junkers

>riding with rich friends dad in this thing
>he's a big guy, seems pretty chill
>speeds massively, takes corners hard enough to throw me into door
>nearly locks wheels every stop
>want to throw up after 20 minute drive
>he shoots me a "now is not the time for fear" look as I get out
Never get in one of these under any circumstance.

All vehicles with more than 2 wheels.
Also bikes.

t. unicyclist

No, biker and cager.

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my neighbor is biggest of them all

What's a scarier sight on the road than a VW people carrier?

A cheaper version of said people carrier.

Isn't the Ford cheaper?

But this is the worst of them all.

This

>friend has Sharan TDI
>revs the nuts of it after a cold start, turbo has a hole because of it
>thinks he's a racing driver with his 2ton monster
>has about as much clutch feel as a braindead horse
>constantly spits black smoke, still thinks its good for the enviroment, cuz muh TDI
>no idead what the word continuity energy retention means, so stomps on the gas at a green light and slams on the brakes at the next red, 150m down the road

absolute fucking moron

>window down
>not much traffic
>about 5-8 over speedlimit
>begin to hear it
>oh no
*rrrrrrrrrrr*
>fumble to get my window up
*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR*
>window can only rise so fast
>ears are shattered as some faggot blows by, deafening everyone in their vicinity with their 1000db shitboxes

Gotta admit, I drive an e90 335i and thats pretty much me but I always signal. PA tho

*spanish version

>on highway
>hear faggot motorcycle rumble
>5 minutes later some fat fuck on a harley pulls up next to me
>looks at me and starts revving
>i make this face
>he takes off at wot
why are bikers so intolerable?

>throws stones at ur car from 10 car lengths ahead

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I've never met a dick motorcyclist but I bet that situation in US is different.
To be fair they have to be somewhat loud for safety reasons. Not that loud it makes your ears hurt but if you can't see them then at least you'll hear it.

>faggots
youtube.com/watch?v=9LlA0_Hv3CQ

>be uk fag
>driving doing 70 in slow lane cos no traffic
>Juke faggot in fast lane doing 65
>speeds don't add up. Hes getting overtaken
>mfw he swerves across the middle lane into the slow lane and cuts me off
?????
what did he mean by this?

Strange to see that BMW drivers are the same everywhere, no matter the country.

Audi and Mercs drivers are more or less just as bad.

>sharan!

In my experience Merc drivers tend to speed and tailgate, Audi drivers add cutting you off to the list of shit they do and BMW drivers just fucking do whatever they feel like, everyone else be damned.

literally any pickup driver that isn't doing actual work (95% of them)

Everyone of these is either weaving through trafyor riding my ass when I’m doing 80 in the left lane

Traffic or**

>be an actual BMW driver who always reads these threads
>drive on the highway at 100mph and get pissy when people don't get the fuck out of my way
>drive 60 in 40 zones and get pissy when people don't get the fuck out of my way
absolutely remorseless

These shits who never leave pavement.

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Pretty much. but the California plates is the cherry on top. California has the worst drivers I've ever seen, and luxury european brands have the worst drivers besides nigger/spic hoopties. its the perfect storm of assholeness, and their vehicle is the most capable of nigger driving.

honda, audi, mercedes, jeep and pavement princesses

>pavement princesses
What?

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You are banned hoon.

No uber in my town but private car hire are the worst, not indicating, not yielding, taking t www o parent or disabled spaces at once. Sick cunts, also most of them niggers or sandniggers.

you're a dumb cunt lol

Undertaking is not legal?

Any woman who drives a luxury SUV

ex. porsche, mercedes, audi, lexus.

Jeep cherokee and srt8 drivers,all of them are mad old men who cant be patient

You have to chill and give people a reasonable chance to move over. For instance, if they're blocked from merging into the slower lane by another vehicle, what do you expect them to do? A lot of times the retard in the middle lane is on auto-pilot subconsciously matching the speed of traffic, and loves to cruise right in other people's blind spots. Gotta admit, people who are cruising in the fast lane, but aren't passing and aren't the fastest vehicle, yet do not move over are dipshits who cause crashes when assholes like you show up. Protip: use your damn turn signal if you pass on the right, dummy. If you don't, and that guy you're tailgating tries to get over, it's your fault if you crash. It's not your road.

hahaha I used to work for an Infiniti dealer and it's so true.

They always end up so neglected when the cheap-ass owners have to pay for a repair upfront and can't take out a high interest loan to cover it like they did on the truck itself. Or, stacy the soccer mom neglects the shit out of it until it's catastrophically damaged

You should hop over the state line and try driving in Phoenix.

you all lose

I'm only 29 actually.

>tfw bmw driver who always signals, yields, gives the right of way when necessary, lets people merge when they need to get to an exit or something
>everybody automatically thinks I’m a fucking asshole anyway
Oh well, fuck it

>it's your job to accommodate for my dangerous driving because i'm vulnerable!

>at night
>no lights on
>rider in all black
>hoodie with a man bag
>No helmet, probably a balaclava
>watch him ride 2mph faster than you
>making tons of noise
>on the pavement next to you, almost hitting an old lady
>bounces down kerb in front of forcing you to slam on brakes
>into oncomming traffic
>through a redlight
>splits lanes knocking every 4th cars mirror off

>20 of them meet in a car park
>all trying to do 50cc burnouts
>slightly older one turns up in a 750cc and they all shit themselves as he does half a wheelie
>#bikelyfe

The most dangerous thing that can happen on the road is looking into your rear view and seeing a woman wearing a headscarf in the car behind you.

this, fucking hate motokikes

t. guy who got passed by a ninja 250 in mommy's camry

No, a lot of retards are about on bikes. I see plenty of dipsticks with 50 gopros on their helmet overreacting to people accidentally changing lanes into them. You seriously should just settle the fuck down about people cutting you off - it happens.

I've been thrown over the handlebars and both my legs broken and I got less salty about it than some of the jokers uploading their whinging to youtube.

who is THIS braphog?

I think you have confused pedal bikers with motorcyclists.
Why?

you can do a wheelie on the 2-smoke scoots

Not even being racist, pakis are the absolute worst drivers. I think they believe in fate and don't believe in licenses, insurance, car maintenance or paying attention. Poles are pretty bad too.

>Not even being racist, pakis are the absolute worst drivers.

Pound for pound nobody competes with the Chinese for inability and bizarre decision-making behind the wheel. Pakis are a poor second (inbred) cousin in the bad driver sweepstakes.

We don't have them around here so I can't really say. Most are in university towns and don't bother driving.

>We don't have them around here so I can't really say.

I can tell you don't - you're still alive.

I'm currently stuck under the wheels of a mercedes with a little old chinese lady trying to pretend she doesn't know I'm caught in her wheel arch. It's been an hour and she is still trying to get the car unjammed from the footpath so she can flee the scene.

Pray for me.

I agree, pakis are fuck8ng atrocious drivers.

Hah, this reminds me when me and my gf went to an amusement park and were going to ride bumper cars
>observe niggers enter the ride
>typically to europeans, track is shaped as a roundabout
>"traffic" is supposed to flow CCW
>we wait in line
>I'm already grinning because I know this is going to be a shitshow
>they get in, the controller needs to come and show them how to strap into the seat belt
>the ride starts and their car starts spinning around
>already on the verge of losing my shit because these niggers just morphed into a beyblade
>the announcer tells them that they need to turn their wheel to steer
>the scarabs in this niggers head start wiggling
>begins to vigorously spin the wheel
>I am on the verge of tears, trying to hold down laughter
>has not grasped the concept that it lets you rotate it forever
>steering wheel is now a raghead-powered beyblade
>car jerks around as the wheel keeps reversing direction per each rotation
>announcer calls out "just a quarter of a turn is enough"
>dung beetles scatter in panic
>I bite my lip in anguish as the confusion is visible even under her veil
>my gf tries to tell me to keep quiet while holding back laughter
>"just turn the wheel a little bit" regards the announcer from the speakers
>now she gets it
>stops turning the wheel
>begins to reverse
>Bumps into the flowing traffic
>panic sets in and steering wheel is now summoning a dragon from the center of it
>wiggles around again, people are bumping into them left, right and center
>audible sniggers from the people in the line watching
>"quarter of a turn"
>the nog lets go of the wheel
>wheel of fortune finally sets them on the course forward
>they are now driving against the flow of traffic
>people are dodging the nogs
>I hold back in pain with tears in my eyes trying not to burst out laughing at this shitshow
>remind my gf of why saudis don't let women drive while pointing at nogs
>both now laughing as well as some people in line
>grab this pic
Was amusing.

Should have been able to read where he was going by his wheels. You deserved to fail.

Exactly,

Sounds like youre a pushover, tbqh famalam

My neighbor might be the exception to the rule on this. He bought it used, 330, rwd, manual, lowered slightly with some mesh wheels, I believe it's a 2010. However, he rides a bicycle to work most days and his wife drives a mid 2000s Nissan Altima, with side body damage.

A co worker of mine got one of the new ones made of aluminum. We had some hail a few months back and it got fucked up. Hood, roof and fenders had to be replaced.

Kek