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Post moar mum pics
third for kawi abest
U 2 fren
Cuckanon?
No that's the r3 user from yuma
You mean cuckj?
9th for beyonceabest
youtube.com
Yeah cucklan
Can I post here with my bike?
Hi, lads.
Ebin trolling.
do you have sex with it too?
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Troll how?
Y u leave discord :c
Jimmy is a cunt and that stupid aussie kept muting me so I just left, not gonna just sit around and get cucked by a fucking aussie lmao
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idgi
Do you not get how outlandish that home built "moped" is or what?
What happened to seat
>Jimmy is a cunt
>Water is wet
I'm in the same boat you were in. Jimbo muted me so I just muted the server and moved my shitposting to the Veeky Forums server, nothing worth getting uppity about lol
It doesn't exist, you ride that shit bare back buddy :3
It vibrates your junk so bad lmao
It's nice without you
Don't come back
I haven't left. :^)
Unfortunate.
Any new selfies?
How do I make one of them dct bikes from honda backfire on shifts?
will ask again since I only got one reply in the last thread
is the Bonneville actually a shit bike? This is the only guy on the internet I've ever seen criticizing it, and he does seem like a nitpicking autist, but all the points he raises seem sincere:
youtube.com
Asking for a first bike, so as a newbie I might not even notice most of these, but the bad brakes in particular seem worthy of concern.
Explain how an Aprilia RS125cc has a top speed of 105mp/h but a Honda CBR500cc has a top speed of only 115mp/h??
youtu.be
ABS would have saved him.
>needing abs
two strokes have twice the power of a 4 stroke per CC plus one is a race oriented bike and will make higher peak power and the other is designed to last a long time with no rebuilds and have a fully usable and comfortable powerband
Aprilia a best
Honda a poop
Post bikes.
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It's a really shitty bike
If you get one you do because you think it looks good
It's outdated and uninteresting unless you're a badgewhore
lol redrock
Heard good things about the new water-cooled one, so I guess getting a Triumph will wait a few years so they can start showing up on Craigslist.
Thanks for the help, user.
ye boi
Bikes r cool
To me they did everything wrong
They're resting on their laurels like Harley did and honda is setting up to do
I believe they're not even 360 twins anymore, but the same boring 270
If you want to look like a hipster get a w65 it'll be cheaper and leagues more reliable
>w650
pretty much nonexistent in the USA sadly. There are a few around but no one ever sells them (probably because they're much better than Triumphs, like you said)
How about old BMWs?
Old Ks and Rs here go for 1500 to 2500
Boxer airhead or I3 seem heaps more interesting to me
>bad decisions
>WAT sticker
>r3kt plate
>bad decisions
Post your/best instrument clusters
>pic related
>Yellow
Nigga do you even comfy?
tuono
Every time
Bruh yellow is the comfiest shit, miss me with those italics speed digits
>wanting a bright color on the dash
enjoy your distraction at night
blue a best
how much coolant do you put in your bike?
Youtube shitters and American forums say 50/50 water/coolant
Yuros say 70/30
some say to go as far as 75/25
Please clean your pipes dude that ruins alot of the style
I put in just as much as the manual tells me to :^)
They're steel and wrapped, it's probably all rust by now
It's tape but you're right they're pretty rusted under it.
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Exhaust was super ratty when I bought it. Picked the colour of tape that best matched the exhaust tubes and did the best I could do.
Post wheelie for punishment of shitty exhaust
only because ur cute
but dont make fun of size
wish squids would get what's coming to them
agreed fuck people that like what i dont
I never said anything of the sort, don't put words in my mouth
and you sound very bitter, learn to love life
They usually do, you don't have to stain your soul with anger to wish ill on them
>tfw it's 28 degrees outside and it's been a week and a half since I last rode my bike
Celsius?
>fucking americans
Fahrenheit yuropoor
Engine swap on a bike, yes or no? I want a 600cc engine on a moped frame.
get your units right, ameridumdums
will a diesel fuel filter work for petrol
>55F commute
top comfy
>25°f commute while bundled up like a burrito
Now that's top comf
Jew York? 40s is as low as its comfortable for me mainly because my winter gear options as a Floridian is a bunch of milsurp
you do know that 600cc scoots exist right?
>still 80 degrees riding home from work at midnight
the price I pay for riding year round, coldest it got this winter was about 36
I think riding and driving in the UK is the worst, thanks God I don't live there.
>tfw bikes look fun but am a coward
How do I get over my fear of dying on one of these things?
Do you want to live forever?
Are you here for a good time or a long time?
Simply acknowledge the reality that driving itself is dangerous, and so are many of the other things that we do on a daily basis. You can make riding a motorcycle more or less dangerous depending how you ride, how much training you get, etc.
Don't let people who've never ridden a bike lecture you while they go 80 mph on the highway, texting and drinking coffee. Those people die too.
North Carolina.
Just don't worry about it. Who cares, you're gonna die anyways
i got into bikes because i wanted to die but it made me want to live to keep experience it
How do you like the zx9?
saved &
It's good. Comfy, great wind protection and plenty of power for long highway stints if I'm going on a trip. Handles twisties fine too, I like it a lot.
better than urs
announcing reports is a rule violation in and of itself u turd
I’ve been wanting a cheapish super sport to have along side of my poorfag SV but I didn’t want to buy new. I was thinking the ZX or a CBR900
Both are great. The 9r is a better choice than the 900rr, but if you can get a 929 or 954 that'd be even better
How much of a dick pain is maintainence?
It's fine so far. Had some little electrical problems but nothing that took more than 20 minutes. Fairings are real easy to remove so that's a plus
can't figure out why my center stand is fucked
it all looks fine but leans over
why do other people care more about scratches on my bike than I do?
I think a bike with scars has character
I know where every scratch comes from, I aknowledge it and I don't want to remove them
why is it so important to other people? why are some people so bothered by scratches on their bikes?
Dumb fuckin 18YO noob here who wanna get into riding.
What is a good starter bike?
RSV4
what's the most hectic you guys get to go on your commute
Depends on what you wanna do with the bike.
Commute?
Long trips?
Offroad?
Twisties?
something with lots of expensive fairings to cushion your fall
An inexpensive used bike that is below 500cc