Why aren't you an alpha male tradie with a 4x4?

Why aren't you an alpha male tradie with a 4x4?

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Because I learned something proper.

>work outside every day with mechanical stuff, maintenance, woodwork, gravel, snow, ice, climbing, hydraulics and first aid/rescue
>drive one of the most well regarded 4x4 of all time

Still wouldn't put my two inch dick anywhere near a thot like that

Btw tradies are actually the most insecure veta males in existence.

Theybl drive big 4wds often onesbtgatbdon't even go off road because they need big cars tobtry feel tough.


When they harass and stare at women walking past construction sites they are only doing it to appear manly to the other men working there.

Making women hate tou innorder to show off to other men is as beta as pwning a 4wd that doesn't go off road.

I am

What a piece of garbage

because im an alpha male in my subcompact weaving in and out of traffic while bullying small dick brotrucks and veeate mustangs

>t. Madis cuck boyfriend

>he moved from one thread to the next
You’re a pathetic small nicked nigger, al

>shitskin misses the joke
no surprise

ditch pig

congratulations, you baited yourself

She's a whore but at least she implies I'm alpha.

>mfw

god i hate ego thots

this if you drive a small car in todays traffic you have infinitely bigger balls

although most were once normal sized cars before everything turned into an SUV

Sports car drivers typically have small penises. That being said, I'm a tradie with a 4x4, and I'm a top, so that makes me alpha


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>4x4
>AWD

> Implying she knows the difference.

you're wrong and you know it. also a bad troll.

>implying you know the difference

>drives a nu truck
youtube.com/watch?v=hQv507oJDw4

>Implying any of us know anything

Implying even the government knows the difference

>soy wheel drive

i work in customer service and drive an automatic fwd "sports car"
girls have no idea that the car sucks, i actually had a crack whore compliment it while giving me a handjob a few weeks ago

>implying finland has a government

I know, I know... Point still stands.

>Pipefitter
>Lifted, big ol tyres jeep
>dun take no sheits

hmmmm user

Girls think my car is brand new because it has LED headlights, no dents and the paint is clean

but it's 7 years old and was only $9000

>Alpha Tradie with a 4x4
Bitch, I can do you one better:
>Alpha PhD with a 6x6

>the absolute state of modern whores

Jesus Christ.

>soy wheel drive

holy shit I'm using this from now on

I like this man's honesty.
We would be good friends.

You sound like the sort of cunt the exhales on smoko. Losing 70% of your smoke that way.

Tops are the new bottoms.

I've been saying this for years, white women are trash.

Quattro and part time AWD is 4x4 by definition

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How did you get that picture of me

Mike Nolan?

It's an intensely double-edged sword

You are any mans bro, but women fucking might as well run when they hear you open your mouth.

I have had to stop being like this.

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Nice rides

Probably the only good thing to come out of women’s general disinterest in cars is the ability to impress them easily with them provided you don’t mind a little bullshitting on the car’s part

How do you stop
>t. autistically honest

lol those little sidewal tires

>alpha males only
>boyfriend is cool with being in an open relationship

ok