League of Legends General - /lolg/

>see hmnid and merc treads in some streamer's NORMAL match
?????

user he won life

ha ha wow look at these haters doing anything they can to try and bring down the man the myth the one and only imaqtpie watch now as he warms up against the best in solo queue in preparation for destroying the pro scene once again

Jinx is cute and cuddly

>Kayn
You mean that loser that gets eaten by Rhaast every game cause he blows?

where the fuck my 5 dollars at nigga

...

What keystone for Taric? I want to learn him

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Holy SHIT soraka is freelo

I picked her up for the first time yesterday and I'm already 9-1 in ranked. She's gonna carry me to Diamond boys.

then why is he such a loser?

One push is all you need to change literally everything
camille best girl

i am starting to quite like nocturne

...

Xth for Morde

>silver blogposting
>waifufagging

what's worse

Why are sona breasts so big sonafag? are their size a problem for sona in her daily activities?

He is quite literally the opposite of a loser.

what happens when the well dries up and he can't stream the one (one) game hes moderately good at anymore? He has absolutely no skills whatsoever. Streaming video games isn't going to be around forever

Eventually people will get tired of him autistically repeating every single sentence he says 3 times in a row and stop watching

>healsluts are apparently these ultra promiscuous people who flirt and have sex with anyone
>I'm actually super loyal and monogamous and would want nothing more than an owner I can devote myself to
Explain this lolbabs?

...

They're both as bad.

Xth for Akali!

do you already have an owner?

>Streaming video games isn't going to be around forever
I don't know why it wouldn't be.
He's a big streamer.
Even if league dies he could just play whatever he wants and he'd still be a successful enough streamer to make tons of money for a while.

fuck akali. send that bitch to mars

Probably genetics. They probably hurt her back to some degree

Were you blown away

by a new era

of

Mechanics?

probably the blogposts
"boo hoo chogath op ;(((("
t. bronze II elo

>try playing akali mid
>cant do shit
>try her top,lolg says is freelo
>jayce and lmaokai cancer makes me useless

i give up....

Who's gonna be in the next set of Pentakill skins bros?

Last time we had
>Vocalist
>Guitarist
>Drummer
>Bassist
>Keyboardist

Didn't mean to respond, but for taric, bond of stone or courage are bretty good, build him full tank with redemption, gargoyle's, solari and the helmet thingy you put on your adc

>Lulu as the sex groupie

Hopefully Sion, based on Kerry King

putting money on mundo throwing guitars/bass guitars

bestest girl!

what a shitty image

How do I jump

Don't get me wrong I don't think that Camille is ugly but she doesn't look like the cute fan art.

...

Sorry Summoner, you forgot to add Kayn, another Ionian Shadow Ninja!

Alt+F4

Gragas is Freljordian you dingus

universe page says he isnt

>singer eve
>guitar trynd
>drummer mundo
>bassist naut
>keytarist taric

Urgot goes in Zaun now
Riven technically isn't a Noxian anymore
Fretty sure Fizz is Bilgewater
Pretty sure Zilean is Shuriman

Qt is an entertainer. Alot of people watch him because of his positivity and charm. Qt had a stream a while ago where he only played a puzzle game and had 15k people (lower than the regular) and his chat was engaged the whole time. Qt will outlive league more than likely.

>Pentakill Evelynn

WEW, didn't know how much I wanted this until now

universe pages say otherwise

save for urgot I still need to update that

the fuck

why is the first page of sale news in some monkey language

>want to get this one specific porn pic of camille to crop
>cant because i didnt save it
>only site i know its on is also slow as dicks and failing to load

He's a millionaire and spends very little of it on anything he's set. You're so ass blasted about some fat guy making money though.

...

>Mod that replaces Sakuri with Lulu

Would you play it?

He isn't, though?

...

reminder that half breeds must be purged

EVELYNN
SION
JINX

...

you go windspeaker regardless of what items you'll build.

Stop running Colossus.

what's the build here my friend

hey bros it's reginald

we've been hella busy here at tsm gaming house

we were drunk as fuck and rainman went all retarded and starts firing this gun

so gotta tell you bros that oddone has passed away (he died LOL LOL)

it was hella sad, however we need one bro who isnt a baddie to jungle for tsm

gonna do some arams and test your skills

first time on Veeky Forums dudes im liking you bros

BAYLIFE

Let's play a match.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Shyvana, you little Noxian? I'll have you know I graduated from the finest education the Demacian royalty could provide, and I've been involved in numerous expeditions in Kalamanda, and I have over 300 confirmed won battles against Noxian forces. I am trained in tactical warfare and I'm the most inspirational leader in the entire Demacian History. You are nothing to me but just another one who dares defy my will. I will hit my skillshots on you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before within the gates of Demacia, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about my cute dragon waifu over the internet? Think again, Noxian scum. As we speak I am contacting my father (the King) and your name is being traced from all military records in Valoran so you better prepare for the E+Q+R, maggot. The combo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your armor. You're fucking dead, Noxian. I can EQ from anywhere, through any wall, and I can kill you over sever hundred times before the match is over, and that's just before I complete my Black Cleaver. Not only am I extensively trained in Physical Damage combat, but I have access to the entire Juggernaut Itemisation and I will use it to its full extent to protect the faithful, you little shit. If only you could have known what righteous retribution you little "clever" shitpost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now I'm going to purge the unjust that you are, you goddamn wicked. I will topple your forces and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, Noxian.

>Jinx
I've seen that fanart, and as a fan of both Jinx and Pentakill, it makes me unspeakably and inexplicably angry

Brand is freljordian in a weird, ironic sense

the discord for lolg is so fucking gay it makes the normal thread look straight

The good old days. I remember when the lowest elo member of TSM by the end of the week had to stream wearing a trash bag all day.

>you will NEVER go back in time and start league in s1/alpha and become pro because it was easier

tiamat - warrior - shiv - ie - duskblade

hadn't even started building duskblade yet in the clip but everything else was finished

>1000 crit
>plus magic damage
nice

Tell me a story about your waifu user.

oh that looks enjoyable

Hey guys, I'm decided to main 4 champs: Karthus, Malzahar, Trynda, and Singed.

Could someone that knows how to play one of these champs give me some tips?

Also, how should I practice cs? Should I add a bot? or should I practice alone??

>Weebtown has the most heroes

Why am I not surprised?

She has some nice solos on Ohmwrecker and Last Whisper

Its so strange that riot hasn't done anything about Tahm Kench top. They usually rage when people start using their champs in a lane they werent intended to.

Is he though? That's just the story of how he got his current body. In Xerath's backstory he's trapped then freed in Shurima. But Lissandra also hates him? That could just be because he's a fire demon and he's an ice witch. But that all hinges on trusting a throw away joke line form long expired lore. Brand could use a little more story explanation, hopefully the hinted Freljord fire tank champion will explain him a little bit better

she gave you 100% bonus attack speed and 100% crit chance for Three autos/three seconds. That said, I now understand why she could no longer exist. I miss her.

Teach me how to play Riven.

Oh wait you said story, oops

Ummmmmm.......

Shit, I got nothing; I guess I'm not autistic enough

Mine steals your kill because the ADC is being a fuckwit

Kegan Rodhe was Freljordian, more specifically Lokfarian, but that's just Kegan. Brand himself is a spooky fire demon thing that happened to be imprisoned somewhere in the Freljord. There's no telling where it actually came from and I'd love more on that. I also want a Pre-Brand Kegan skin like pre-void Kass but that's just because I want anything that's a new Brand skin

From 1 to 10 how good are your mechanics and game knowledge?

less than 7: Play another champ
7-8: Read a shit ton of guides on mobafire, watch boxbox or other good riven player's stream, watch ton of youtube videos
9-10: Find that cheat sheet of all riven combos, go to training tool and practice them

Do you think Kegan knew Olaf?

shes realy fun in duo

I trash talked my lane opponent in /all after I smoked him and now I feel regretful for being mean. :(

she was a very special lady user and I'm saddened by the fact she her presence will never grace my games again

my dude I don't think you want me to do that, I'm still tryna learn how to play Yasuo

I play her top