[Daily Bike Thread - /dbt/]

Inescapable fanboyism. There's literally no reason to ever buy a literpeter that's not an RSV4.

Muh honda reliability I guess
Also y'know, rsv4s are basically made on order
Even if the demand was there the supply wouldn't

>MV's family is in a bad place right now but she's trying her hardest, wearing a bunch of different outfits and sometimes doing surprisingly well on WSBK. On OP's pic she's even wearing lipstick :^)

>Miss Panigale plays hard to get but deep down her valves go 'clack clack clack' for you. And she has to live up to her family's reputation, so give her a break. Her hormones are flourishing, though, and her pair is growing into a generous V4 if you know what I mean.

>RSV4 chan is a golden girl indeed, even though she drinks a lot more than she has the right to and wants to be ridden all the time.

I should make one of those Japanese dating sims, kek.

>I only ride red light to red light on straight roads
It's ok user, but let the other people play the game even if you can't tho.

If you wanna laugh your ass off there used to be a MotoGP dating game
Like, you'd romance Rossi, Marquez...

maybe because it is a better bike

I'm not stopping them, you're lacking responses for another reason

>MV is in a bad spot
>But Aprilia, who lives under the roof of her abusive father Piaggio and has to tend to grandma Guzzi is not

Why is Aprilia so perfect?

CBR350RR when?

>people will continue to beg for sport bikes of literally every displacement despite how impractical it would be

I just wish they'd sell the CBR250RR in Europe.

Yeah I know the board is 90% nobikes, 7% american lolcommuters and 3% is a couple of dudes on a dirtbike who actually go have some fun sometimes but whatever. At least I tried.

But user, under this thread's theme they are literal lolis.

DUMP

I don't understand it either

rumor has it that they're planning a 350-400cc RR to compete with the R3 and RC390 in the US and Euro markets

They did the 250 first because in Japan anything with an engine bigger than 250cc needs mandatory inspection every 2 years. Same reason why the R3 is the R25 and the Ninja 250 is still in production over there

>short and a bit chubby, but excels in P.E. anyway
>not the brightest, but willing to learn
>depends on you
>will teach you how to wheelie
>believes in your pullout game
Will you take responsibility?

Anyone here run Tubliss or motoz tires?

who pissed in your pocket m8, want to talk about it?

Went to imola and Modena
Only rode on imola
Fucking terrifying

>Shitbike costs £700/$1000
>Widely available, cheap to purchase, insure and own
>90% of people posting in threads dedicated to bikes don't own bikes
U wot m8

>this meme again
Bikes are cheap as fuck. 16 year olds working 12 hours/week at mcdonalds can afford one or even multiple bikes if they save well. The vast majority of people on dbt actually have bikes.

All right, then.

>Dependable, pontual shy know-it-all girl who does everything well but ends up being neglected anyway.

>Fat, ugly reject that gets bullied by all the other girls for her second-hand clothes. If you give her a chance you'll see that she can do almost everything that the others can and has a meek, gentle nature.

>Prodigy girl who has a disengaged attitude but ends up beating everyone else in class when push comes to shove. Doesn't take itself seriously in the slightest.

>The class' nerd who is absolutely anal about everything, has a funny voice and sees herself on Fireblade chan's shadow despite outding her constantly.

>German exchange student who used to dress as a flat twin but decided to imitate her class mates, creating a lot of envy and resentment when she outdid them at their own game. She comes from a family prone to heart attacks/strokes, as you can see by the half-paralized faces.

Now someone do Harley, please.

How bad of an idea would it be to buy a 1983 GPZ as my first big bike?
Its MOT'd and everything, buts its super old

>2018 superbike shootout as a shoujo manga
FUND
THIS
NOW

its bassically upotte for bikes

Danger Zone/10

>old fat dude that makes fun of kids to feel superior

lmao

>autistic child of old fat dude trying desperately to prove he isn't like his father, but still nobody respects him

>Szuk
>Fat ugly reject

Fucking dleete this!@!! BAD ME ME

because you can service it and find spares outside of EU

>never got to ride bikes as a kid
>never got to fuck around on a 50cc dirtbike
>never got to pop wheelies and do sick skids in the dirt

man I wish Id started riding younger

Harley
>Old lady whose favourite line is "back in my day"
>Exclusively dates married men
>Takes a lot of care of her appearance, but still comes off as ugly

EBR
>Her thin, fit twin sister
>Somehow has the same huge tits, maybe bigger
>Prime Christmas cake material
>Has disappeared for a while, we fear the worst

Guzzi
>Same as always
>Italian country bumpkin that fancies herself American
>She knows her good days are gone and humbly retired to a life of tranquility
>She can't help but smirk tho at the thought she has more wins than all the other girls combined

Hyosung
>Suzuki's retarded brother

Cagiva
>Suzuki's openly gay, but not obnoxiously flamboyant brother

Husqvarna
>Damaged goods
>Literal slave child

I wanted to do indian/victory, but it seems the cruiser family is plagued by tragedy

>literally btfo in every category

Adria circuit, Grobnik circuit in Rijeka and Mugello.
Adria is a little fun track,but very physical,with basically a single little straight where the bravest only reach 220kph;Rjieka is so fucked up it might as well be a dirt track;Mugello is just on another level,infrastructure is top notch with every leisure,track surface is sandpaper and always clean,the track by itself will push your limits to the max,and being there with a 1000cc will just make you understand how much you're the limit and not the bike.

He's upset that I commuted past him while he was on the bus.

wtf is this site?

What kind of butthurt brandlet made this?
Not even BMWs actual paid shills dare write bullshit this stinky

...

I have had a couple Motoz tires. Never run tubliss but I converted my rear rim on my Tiger to tubeless.

phwoaaar

>Buell kun came from the town's weird family, the one that lived in a small house near a fast food restaurant.

>She always saw and did things differently, although none of the other girls ever understood why.

>She had almost no money but was desperate to prove herself, so she threw everything she had into her superbike racing dream, which failed.

>Bankrupt, with no friends or purpose she just stopped showing for classes one day. Some say that she killed herself, others that she's homeless, waiting for another chance.

>Buell's story makes Panigale Senpai remember about the Austrian girl who tried to be like her but ended up being diswoned by her own family, leading to her suicide.

>The Italian royal can't help but to see the similarities between the American V Twin and herself, taking delight in her failure.

>'My family had to fght for dear life once and none of you care. Now damn you all'; she thinks, proudly.

is it as easy as putting a dab of silicone on each spoke and taping over it?

Is Guzzi a cake or a MILF?

Guzzi is widowed, but not up for grabs
She'll make you apple pie and tuck you to bed tho

Milf for sure.

Nobody, maybe boredom made that post sound more acidic than it actually was.

Anyway I see this in every special interest board: biggest part of the board is nogears posting about gear (like photography for example, everyone is generally a shut in collecting garbage in his basement usually), and never about the scope that gear is built for/what you did with it.
Makes sense, people who actually do stuff aren't probably posting on teh internets all the time.
There's an astrophotography site that is even lulzily named "cloudy nights" lol.

Yet 90% of what you see here is pictures taken straight from google images and nobikes asking about the best bike for nobikes, a couple of pictures a couple of faggots made in their own garage or not too far from it that get reposted every day and never about riding adventures someone did lol.
Really makes you think :^)

those bike personifications are incredibly atutistic. is it the same person doing them all?

It's not like we have bi-yearly meets or anything
Welcome to the hivemind you'll be assimilated shortly

I have done those plus the OP. Can't speak for the rest.

Not everyone is so self-centered they can only talk about their own things.

Some people are interested in new bike things that are happening.

Some people have a bike and ride it all the time, but as you said, posting the same bike over and over is redundant and boring so they don't.

That website is truly the CPUBoss of the bike world

>can't handle being redpilled by Bikez™

This is chris chan level autism.

I hope so

but on the other hand the regular shitposting isn't any less autistic
>honda a shit
>no suzuki a shit
>where is WR user gfs naked pics
>this is now a kawasaki thread
>why is no one adding me to the map
>fucking squids
>stop liking what I don't like btw who else /dirt/ here

I used this, no need for silicone on the spoke heads. It's not recommended to do it to rims without a safety bead but it can be done.

Forgot link
3m.com/3M/en_US/company-us/all-3m-products/~/3M-Extreme-Sealing-Tape-4411N?N=5002385 3293242538&rt=rud

>not riding the true godbike

>blown out of the water by a 125cc scooter
How does aprilia even exist?

what god forsaken retarded website is this

>higher racetrack capabilities

>can't into personification
>calls others autistic
Maybe borderline applies to us, but it's just mindless fun
If you don't like it you can go away
How can the mana look so good and yet be so slow?
Also who copied who? honda with the NC or aprilia with the mana?

checked

Ohhhhh mommy.

Wtf i love suzuki now

WHY CAN'T ALL COMMUTER SHITBIKES BE SO SEXY

>raceway park of the midlands
>Iowa Speedway infield course
Haven't ridden either. Have driven RPM in NC MX-5. NC needs better brake pads and fresh brake fluid; the PRHT bit makes it a bit piggy but it's still fun.

>If you don't like it you can go away
if you had been here for as long as me you would know that this is not an option

Gonna hazard a guess and say I've been here for far longer than you
Based on the simple fact that you don't have WR's gf pics and I do

NC's first year was 2012, Mana's was 2007

But NC has a frunk sooo

this is now a mana thread
superior storage and stellar mpg will come to you
that's it
The mana don't got anything else

So did the mana
And it had a rear tank

mine is bigger

Started painting my fairings because they were beat to shit and they don't make decal kits for my year bike anymore..

painted dirt bike fairings look like shit after they get used because they get scratched and paint scuffs and shit

This is now a Kawasaki thread

Looks like a gladius

It's just a supermoto now, I'm too old and my knees can't do dirt anymore. :( feelsbadman

I don't see it
probably because you haven't seen them irl:
they are both rounded, but i'd say the mana is more "firm" and the gladius is "slippery"
>pls no bully I have sinesthesia

gladius came out after the mana
so it's the other way around

maybe if you get more repeating digits i'll post more hmm

Cock tease
Post user's mom
Need relief

Roll for user mum

I'd really prefer if you didn't.

the godmachine we need but don't deserve

dat NACA duct tho

/dbt/ why is your bike worse than a cuckfe racer? I thought they were terrible?

>V7
>Cafe racer

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

keep rollin boys 2 more pics and it gets much spicier