What did they mean by this?

What did they mean by this?

www.motortrend.com/news/possible-mazda-rx-9-mule-caught-testing/

Mazda, our lord and Savior, is bringing back the Doritos.

>make shitty triangle engine for decades
>sucks and fails repeatedly compared to its normal piston cousin
>eventually sucks so much dick they just give up altogether
>decide to bring back failed piece of crap engine for no apparent reason

The dorito engine is like the McRib. Only instead of being a delicious, limited sandwich made of tender rib meat smothered in delicious savory sauce - it's just a stale bun with dogshit in the middle.

stop advertising motortrend


how hard was it for you to copy paste the article here?!?!?

im not wasting time or bandwidth on that trash

dorito was a mistake

fuck you mazda a best

>win lemans
>get banned

>Mazda outsources the engine to an LS1
>Veeky Forums implodes

>things that would never happen ever

... Isn't that RX-8 R3's facelift??

that's not what the history books say lol.

Best one can hope for is that it gets the Mazda 6 engine with sky activ X

That would be retarded, Mazda wouldn't put a piston motor in a RX series car.

I thought class wins were gay and didn't matter.

>I thought class wins were gay and didn't matter.
does't matter to me, just keeping the record straight.

If we are all in agreement that they don't matter then what does it prove? what record is being kept straight?

>clinging to a handful of wins from over 30 years ago

Wew delusional dorito fags are pathetic.

Oh and please inform me as to who won every single other championship?

>pistons

it proves that rotaries are competitive, that's it.

That's like saying class wins prove pushrods are competitive, i don't think anyone would agree with that notion.

man that doesn't look like a prototype, that looks like some middle-aged dude decided to put a dumb looking aftermarket bumper on

>*blocks your path*

>spot some lardass in a lightly modified RX-8
>"possible RX-9 mule"
is this guy legitimately retarded or what

That would be the ultimate RX-9 mule though, wouldn't it be?

>>spot some lardass
as soon as you said that i thought it was in America only to then be surprised that the steering wheel is on the wrong side and the plates are euro lmaO!

it's going to have a v6 and three alternators

>rhd
>german plates

*whispers*Skyactive-R

I fail to see how rotaries being restricted to class wins make them any less competitive against piston engines in racing applications.

>I fail to see how "X" being restricted to class wins make them any less competitive
You should ask alphonse and see where that goes.

>added twin intakes

They have said they have no plans for rotary except as range extender or as a hydrogen car.

for the near future yeah, but mazda still has engineers working on a gasoline powered rotary.

yeah, but this wouldn't be an rx-9 mule they just do it because of their heritage

daily reminder:
jews fear the samurai engine