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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>dotards PAID MONEY for day9
>Not cucked

Wew lads

First for Zoo Dota

Sajedene did all those gangbangs for nothing.

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PLANET DISBAND

>Huskar at 10% health has 50% magic resistance from his passive
>Anti-Mage always has 50% magic resistance from his passive
Hmmmm

B L O W J O B Q U E E N

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saj is too pure to post here

JUST GIVE US THE AEGIS ALREADY

did matu do any slaps??

>ez finals

NA BTFO

NU MALES BTFO

>day9 hosting and controlling all important aspects of OUR TI


HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN DOTABROS

WHATS OUR RECOVERY PLAN

Reminder that you shouldn't play dota on empty testes. They're called semen demons for a reason. They sap your dota strength.

FUCK YOU MAN

What does it mean?

Was dying so much on AM Resolution's fault or his team's?

Lewd

>Liquid fell into a honeypot
They're fucked in TI.

who caers dude no one watches TI for the host and pannels anyways

I'm not sure how one can get cucked the earth-covered bones, teeth and assorted maggots of a game. Could you please explain this to me with graphs and pictures?

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did she enbiggen her tits?

superior korean coming through

you dont pick cm against push line up

you dont pick 4 protect 1 against push line up

they got baited

How do we stop day9?

WR pick was meh. She is still a poor hero.

>his teams collapse every year at the Only Tournament That Matters

>WHATS OUR RECOVERY PLAN
biding our time and pulling strings to get /ourguy/ in as host next year, of course

>implying Liquid won't 3-0 EG in the grand finals
Lmao @ you

They were always kinda big

>Doubters

kuro has an oddly shaped head

Misery is fucking garbage.

that's why you (she) empty them after a series of frustrating games

Is there something wrong with Matumbaman or something right with Matumbaman

I mute the stream when games aren't being played like I've done since TI2.

>implying they would ever be in top 3
LGD, LFY and VP would like to have a word for you.

that's hot

>Dotard familiar with Randy Savage's random promos with random stuff that other wrestler's dared and bet him he couldn't do that he blew out of the water

you know

you're not all bad dee two gee

you are not all bad.

>kuro is a literal brainlet
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>not watching the superior RuHub
What's wrong with you?

Kuro is gonna look like a cross between a slav gangster and a terrorist in 5 years.

>all these tributes
All I hear is "p-p-please dont euthanize our game" "p-p-please dont quit dota 2" "i-i-its our livelihood p-p-plaease"

rate it out of 10

Can't beat that early game

He's getting flabbier. He's walking Puppey's road.

I think he got his haircut in NA

What does the average gulagite think of the casters invited to TI? I like the list in general except I'm not sure Bulldog can take a camera work seriously

Also why do people keep using the word "talent", what are the casters/analysts/whatever called in other esports? Someone has probably a better term that we can steal.

can you guys calm down thanks.

>falling for a honeypot right before TI

You tell me

Day9 will host TI7?

How did this happen?
Why did we not interfere?

Both, finnish autism is perfect in every way.

day9 is /r/ourguy/

Starbulls are too quick and clever. We underestimated them.

who is /ourguy/?

It seems really easy to chokepoint jungle on radiant but how do you do it with the camps in dire?

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>VP
what did user mean by this?

A mixture of good hypecast and pure cancer (literally and figuratively).

facebros sure do know how to wear a meme thin without it ever being amusing

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>thinks posts are supposed to make other people laugh as opposed to making them annoyed or angry

what website etc etc

>Not realizing that TI is the actual honeypot.

>you're a swedeuck "captain" of an american team and this guy comes and slaps Arteezy's ass


Your reaction?

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS TELLING EU AND NA TO FUCK OFF

Ayy can somebody post the video where notail calls iceiceice a taunt spamming faggot?

do me next

He should just quit dota and become and underwear model.

Do you think Valve waits a couple weeks after Synderen loses the qualifiers to send him the invitation to cast or do they go "hey bro, I know you just lost the qualifier but since you are free on the first week of august would you like to cast?"

Misery is danish

idc, i never watch the panel segments

I see you don't know what amusing means my good ESL thirdie

Reminder that all kuro fans are confirmed thirdies and/or manlets

What yuro would root for the literal demographic which is cucking him and destroying his nation(s)?

Arteezy isn't on odd, user

I think esl just started calling them talent. It's ironic though since the ones with the talent are the ones playing the game. Commentators etc are the talentless.

>reading comprehension

MURDER SPREE WHEN?

Still better than supporting literal terrorists like SumaiL or Universe.

How did wacka flacka flame made it to dream league. I missed the stream today . Wtf was that

Wait, so if Liquid lost the TI, does it mean there will be jihad?

Why would I want to amuse a general infested with worthless fucking cretins

Only bros on superior boards deserve that -- all the way from Veeky Forums to /sp/

No coposter.
Not for you.

with VP upcoming TI win, navi will kick dendi and form a golden navi generation with reso and puppey

CIS domination is back

When you have Moon in your team without someone to put a leash in him, such things become sort of common

I thought Puppey left Na'Vi because he couldn't stand the management. Why would he go back?

They're only terrorists in yuroland where your leftism allows their religion of peace to spread.

And the general has died

cause they will finally kick dendi

Do you remember 9/11? Or that gay nightclub?

>no more esports
I guess I can fill my time with wageslavery

How many trucks will it take until you learn?

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Answer you stupid

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Can't he join Dendi and Loda and have some fun watching others play doto?

MVP for the series
Game 1: w33
Game 2: Reso
Game 3: Miracle
Game 4: Miracle
Game 5: Matu

Fuck you. I don't like men anyway. I prefer animals

Cute dick tho

waka flocka is our guy

Yeah but the middle east is right next to europe, they're connected.