/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

I have no idea. They are not that scary, they just don't suck balls like a pros in contrary to t6(sic!) Kherghit V. H. Archers

life is neverending feast of failures which you don't understand on any level (reason, purpose etc.)
usual stuff

What's the main diff between Dickplo and user's modded Diplo?

I didn't try the 2nd one. Mayby just lewd content? No idea 2bh

speaking about autism
ex/imp best cheat ever

ded

what if we are the bannerlord

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How can I make my own map?

This looks like a good guide.
youtube.com/watch?v=VtMbkdH4cJQ

Will there be a Dickplomacy mod for Bannerlord?

>Announced in 2012
How long must we suffer

Is there some mod that will let me play as a pretty-boy King Arthur and wield Excalibur and my armies into battle? Or at least something similar.

have a historically accurate arthur instead

I'm pining for Bannerlord

More like whining lmao

Mod?

thanks

why do you have 33 int

because he's too intelligent

>Download CTT Dickplomacy Edition
>Start game
>Dranton is King of the Nords instead of Ragnar, and Sultan Hakim is his vassal
Uh, what?
Is this part of the mod?

It's a claiment, I didn't make Saber playable and it's just for Dickplomacy currently

Is that a belligerent drunk

>tfw no belligerently drunk lolis threaten me in the tavern

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for teh skill pointz of course

mod?

blood and steel

Nah that's a Schierke race I was testing for PoP as a companion, I could make the drunks lolis though I've done worse

>wanting to get beat up by lolis

B

MOUNT AND FEAST WHEN

ask aekuckold

>not wanting to beat up lolis

user, you wouldn't hurt a loli? Would you?

whoa are you making a mod that turns everyone into a loli or is that an old pic

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>Is there some mod that will let me play as a pretty-boy King Arthur and wield Excalibur and my armies into battle?
you could always use lolimod and tell yourself that your character is a pretty-boy.

hair too long 2bh

shoulder-length hair on young men was pretty common in certain centuries/cultures

it looks too curled though

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I honestly doubt anyone is making any mods of substantial size after Bannerlord appeared at E3

after bannerlord was announced*

Just forget about it.

Also, I just tried Perisno and I threw up all over my keyboard for some reason.

Paradigm Worlds came out
checkmate kiddo

kek

GRIIFFFIIITTHH

>not having lolis beat up others lolis for you

Yes

Technically they are boys, to spite abdul and muhammed who keep asking to marry lolis to old men

Have you heard of that Dynasty Warriors mod?

What mod is this, why don't I have it?

Do they have their own loli voices and screams of pain?

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n-nice

w-what

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>you will have a pure steppe waifu one day

Keep on living, anons.

you don't have it cause it's not mainstream memes like floris & pooP

>playing PoP
>trying to get the villager escort quest to spawn Red Brotherhood
>looks like one man is out to kidnap and rape all the farmgirls in Pendor, because half the villagers only ask me to save their girls from him
Sometimes I wish you could outright kill lords, I swear hes only doing it to be annoying.

I asked other questions too

I don't know what happened but my game is so freaking bright now! Can't find the video setting that is causing that. Plz help

I don't need your fucking permission to live my life as a magical girl

ok,
>What mod is this
google "CV war"
>Do they have their own loli voices
i think so
>screams of pain
no

Delete ENB files from warband directory baka

are you playing nova autism or floris, that may be a part of it

Did you install Nova Aetas

I tried them, but that's the native game.
I tried a lot of mods...
Sir, Yes, Sir!

>Sir, Yes, Sir!

>but that's the native game.
That faggy Ivanhoe filter sticks with you even if you play other mods. it's like f12 i think to turn it off if you somehow can't figure out how to get rid of it

I have a confession, /mbg/.
I've never completed a run in over 100 hours of playtime.

same, but I don't see it as a bad thing. I've also never blobbed my way to world domination in a paradox game because that's a lame way to play

> 100 hours
lel

regardless, you can "complete" the game anytime, just by clicking the "retire" option.

I actually finished one TLD run but god that mod fucking sucks if it turns into advanced camps vs advanced camps

>Dorf and Arnorian warriors
>elf archers
>Rohan cavalry
>curbstomp everything

Literally one of the few games that don't penalize the shit out of mixed faction parties.

see these? delete them

Well endgame gets boring as fuck since the AI isnt any kind of threat once your are properly established (high char level+companions+dyeworks,fiefs etc.)
I really hope Bannerlord addresses this by either making AI more aggressive and smarter or introducing more events like the dark knights

>100 hours

I have a confession, user.
I haven't either, in 1000+ hours.

So can the gunsmith in swedish mayo only make pistols?

is there any point to using anything other than a polearm for melee in gekonewer?

r8 my banner kind anons

As i said its more tedious than a real challenge same with TotalWar games painting the entire worldmap in your colours looses the appeal and you just autobattle anything since you can easily replenish armies (at least in the older titles before the had imperium level caps for armies)

blacked french banner

Black french lilies how fitting since frogs are hardly white nowadays

>not using the grorious Nippon steel Taichi to vanquish foes
Tetsubo for prisoners user, gotta get that sweet slavery dosh.

I like Naginatas myself, it's all personal preference. The Yari are pretty feckin sweet.

I prefer using swords because they're quicker to swing.

Of course, i'm usually situated behind the firing line. So it's not all that important anyway.

*nodachii, not Naginatas, excuse me
>not leading the cavalry in an all out charge on the flanks of the melee knot
Shamefur dispray

Someone here gives off homosexual vibes.

What is this even trying to say, how hard is it to stab yourself

It's probably me, I'm pretty gay.

if you just stab yourself in the stomach you'll be sitting there for hours.. The way depicted is the method of having you die the fastest, and most painful.

Of course, for the state sanctioned seppuku, you'd normally have a second to cut your head off right after stabbing yourself, so that nobody has to wait if you fucked up.