/bbg/- Bloodborne General

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instead of the negativity of the last thread how about we post about our favorite bbg'ers?
I like yharnamite, always up for helping people out and fights constistently well at fc but never tries too hard

>Decide to work on Blt build
>Turn game on
>in Ailing Loran
>kill Abhorrent Beast, pick up L3 mats
>Short four Ritual Blood (5) for Lower Loran
>Turn game off

I like Eggnog because he's me
Would fuck

It takes 2 minutes per RB5
It's a pain, but it's not terrible
You're using the glyph, right?

away, away!

this town's Finnish

Never forget the Finnish Hamlet

I miss Escanor.

>used to post the same 3 webms in every thread
nothing of value was lost

>finally past the bullshit dungeons of artificial difficulty
>the last floor has two pthumerian descendants near each other
>the boss can't be worse than that, right?
>the boss is pthumerian elder
>he literally teleports behind you and kills you in one hit
The sanity loss is very real. I should be awarded in real life if I finish this.

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>kills you in one hit
He only one shot me with the jump, so not a move that he uses immediately after teleporting behind you. How much hp do you have?

>>finally past the bullshit dungeons of artificial difficulty
which ones?

Charlotte is a cutie

29 VIT

FRC Pthumeru Ihyll

>bullshit dungeons of artificial difficulty
>pthumerian elder
>he literally teleports behind you and kills you in one hit
>I should be awarded in real life if I finish this.

>29 VIT
Twinking? Post build.

>29 VIT
>In a CRF
Fucking why?

>inb4 "hurr durr 'cause I never got hit in the main game, seemed like enough B)"

I really wish that I could side sprint.

I'll have to turn on the game again to check it, but it's a 50 arcane build, and it's not a twink. I just don't want to level up much so as to not ruin the main game for myself, which is to say, the part of the game that does not fucking suck.

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>I should be awarded in real life if I finish this.

No, we shall not abandon the ME ME

Any spurdo for this?

have you tried not locking the camera

>Yharnamites are always angry as fuck
>threaten outsiders with knives
>shut themselves indoors and don't want to talk to strangers
>women are ugly af
>drunkards everywhere(in-game it's blood but might as well be alcohol)
>"Molotov cocktail" as a name for petrol bombs was coined in the Russia/Finland Winter War as a jab towards Vyacheslav Molotov of the CCCP

It all fits!

>Whenever I announce I'll help I can't connect
>Whenever I don't it works perfectly
I swear I'm not doing it on purpose

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look i made an oc

Heading to Ihyll, now?

>/bbg/ still exists
what do you guys even do here nowadays

Co-op, spelunking and pvp.

Cainhurst are Fennoswedes then.

>used to rule Yharnam, but now live in an irrelevant shithole far away from everything
>enormous egos and unwarranted sense of self-importance
>extremely inbred
>sissified males and dominant lesbian women
>are into cuckoldry and all other kinds of degeneracy
>all of them are blonde

Shitpost, help newcomers, have weekly FCs (sometimes impromptus), and sometimes actually have discussions.

mostly shitpost

I heard confederates are engaged in homossexual activities recently.

>the part of the game that does not fucking suck.
>doing a random CRF Ihyll you have no obligation to do

This is some next-level retarded bullshit here.

Charlotte is my waifu

I miss our prettiest princess

>it's optional, it doesn't have to be good or have any quality in it
miyazaki's drones strike again

>inb4 "hurr durr 'cause I never got hit in the main game, seemed like enough B)"
What is wrong with this, though? Why are you such a caustic asshole?

DEEPEST LORE

Get cucked and feed (You)-starved Beasts

Random? I'm trying to gem a gem here. Actually, at this point I don't give a shit about the gem, but I can't let my destroyed nerves go to waste.

Has anyone managed to level all stats to 99 before

Albatross, Dihrael and Eden. True bros who endured this late night spelunking with me, so I like them most.

Yes, with the item dupe glitch.

i want to install a fleshlight inside the doll

>What is wrong with this, though?
When I see retards complaining about the game (and usually chalice dungeons) it's usually the first reason given (wahh everything hits too hard).
It's like somehow Bloodborne erases people's usual noting of standard progression.
>play DaS
>Enemies hit hard, raise Vit.
>play Bloodborne
>enemies hit hard
>whine and cry in /bbg/ that chalices are bullshit

>Why are you such a caustic asshole?
Posts like and .

So let me get this straight.
>chalices are artificial difficulty bullshit
>they're also the part of the game that isn't shit
but
>you're going to eschew the main game to play the chalices while underleveled, all the way to crfs
>to get crf gems
>to completely destroy and semblance of challenge the main game could give you
>while whining and crying about how hard they are
No, user, you're retarded.

I miss Hibiki, he helped me once. The shitposting about him was better than what we have now.

No, you're the self-important retard. Chug on a bottle of bleach. Cancer homo.

>just raise vit
>50 vit
>in cursed dungeons enemies two shots you anyway
miyazaki's drones everybody

gitgud

What is this glitch? How do I do it? I want a max leveled character to test out what weapon style I like.

Also because I want to bully some bosses.

>not even miyazaki's drones can't defend artificial difficulty

I love you

I'll play your game, (You)-starved Beast.

The user complaining has 39 Vit, not 50. And most attacks in CRFs won't OHK you even at 40 Vit, because the entire damage system is tooled for it.
Exception being enemy hunters, maybe.

Good job though. Keep shitposting.

It's been patched.

>When I see retards complaining about the game (and usually chalice dungeons)
Or maybe, just maybe, 90% of players hate chalice dung, and the 10% are shit-eaters, but surely this is not our world... wait...

Press the circle button when an enemy attacks. L2 with guns works on some enemies.

You too

>I'll play your game, (You)-starved Beast.
>Willingly admitting to responding to a shitposter
What the fuck is wrong with you? It's literally all your fault

You need a physical copy of bloodborne (not the old hunters version), delet all patches, create two characters, buy 21 pebbles with your first character, put one item in your storage box with your second character and then buy pebbles: the number of the item put in the storage will become the number of pebbles you bought.

>artificial difficulty
You have no right to complain about "muh artificial difficulty" if you willingly made a CRF chalive because literally the only point of that is to make the dungeons harder.

It's like Bonfire Asceticing shit in DS2 and then complain because the boss is on NG+++.

Don't play CRF dungeons if you're not up to the task.

He actually had 29 VIT, get your facts straight at least.

Shame, never mind then. Is the area before Mergo's Wet Nurse still best for farming echoes, or is a particular Chalice better?

Holy fug it fits!

This, desu.

>appeal to the majority
Yeah, you got me.
The world's also flat, the Sun revolves around the Earth, the Holocaust and slavery were both good things. The majority always knows best!

Some people are just stupid. I was taking a chance.

That just proves my point even more.

>click verify once non are left
These are the real artificial difficulty.

>one shotting dwarf witches
>giant enemies with the most broken hitboxes in all the souls series
>elemental damage don't scale with your health
>enemies aggro through doors and walls
>dogs with hyper armor
just to name a few
>bonfire ascetic and dungeons that cut your health in half are the same thing

>some american made this image
Most languages are agglutinative

t. mad cuz bad

t. can't defend artificial difficulty
back to r3ddit with you

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>I was taking a chance.
No you weren't. He didn't follow the chain of replies to know he had 29 VIT, he used the term "x drone", and he can't even capitalize. You knew he was stupid, you knew it was bait, but you fell for it anyway. If you don't know not to reply to bait, you need to lurk more. YOU are the reason this general has degenerated.

Do you know what kalsarikännit means?

>it's bait, it's bait, chalice dungeons are good
do you repeat this to yourself at night?

>r3ddit
ayo hol up, is Lord Autism the one having a problem in FRCs? top fucking kek

>fell for
Is it really "falling for" it if I dove in informed willingly?

I'm sorry I fell short, sempai.

*tricks Bloodletter*
*L2s*
*dies*

>can't defend dungeons

>Is it really "falling for" it if I dove in informed willingly?
Yes, that's FAR worse in fact. It should be blaringly obvious from L*ci and vileslut that feeding these fucking faggots (Yous) only encourages them to post more bullshit. See what I mean? --^

>>one shotting dwarf witches
Roll around them until you can attack them, or projectile spam or just stunlock them.
>>giant enemies with the most broken hitboxes in all the souls series
There is way worse in the series.
>>elemental damage don't scale with your health
Not sure if that's correct, but even with normal gear (not specified for a certain damage type) only heavily telegraphed attacks will oneshot you.
>>enemies aggro through doors and walls
You can hit them through walls too, clear everything infront of the door and then roll-spam your way through everything.
>>dogs with hyper armor
Rooty tooty point and shooty.

It's like someone has to explain to you how to play the game.

redditors love chalice dungeons

They dont they always cry about how tedious it is to get to the good gems
t. redditor

The autism swirls and churns UNENDING.

All this shitposting about FRCs is making me want to spelunk.

Less bad vibes, more comfy co-op. Word has come down from the bossman that some piece of shit Choirfag named Edgar is sneaking around our headquarters, and has asked me to investigate. I'm requesting backup at the first Nightmare of Mensis lamp. the pass is snatch

>tfw chalices are what keep drawing me back to Bloodborne

>Roll around them until you can attack them, or projectile spam or just stunlock them.
>witch ignores stunlock
>one shot
>There is way worse in the series.
no, there isn't, fag
>only heavily telegraphed attacks will oneshot you
yeah, every other non telegraphed attack will just delets 90% of your health and stuns you enough to get hit again and die
>You can hit them through walls too, clear everything infront of the door and then roll-spam your way through everything.
you can find any number of enemies behind a door and you can't stunlock all of them at the same time, you'll get stunlocked and die
>Rooty tooty point and shooty.
they always stay together and the keeper follow them around
it's like you never actually played the game and just want to defend dungeons because miyazaki create them

Anyone want to play the great pthumeru ihyll?

glyph is kecz and pass is bbg

>tfw other games not having chalices is a major strike against the decision to purchase

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