/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>toggle during pistols
>lose
>time out to fix cheats

oops cheats stopped working :'(

Reminder that due to race mixing, the average Brazilian has the face of an Aryan supermodel, the mind of a Japanese mathematician, and the genitalia of a bull African.

And that's just the women.

That just makes it even better.

>cheats break in pistol
>can't win like the script says
>game crashes
>eat sopa while pgl fixes comp

Zeus the literal god will bring justice for us

>there are people who genuinely believe that pro player accounts aren't whitelisted from VAC at this point

Does anyone else miss old inferno?

this major is such a meme

>German coded favela macrohacks have crashed episode

the face of bull african, the genitalia of japanese mathematician and the mi-
>mind
good one

>Favelas lose their first pistol round, getting BTFO and are unable to aim properly
>TECHNICAL PAUSE

Oh I wonder what could have happened.

"technical" pause

good one

When is godsent playing?

>there are people who think VAC would be effective anyway

www.twitch
.tv/dreamhackcs
watch aussies vs envyus while you wait

Hell yeah

brax

It's natural to be envious, but this is just sad.

our guy

nt macaco

Immortals are fucking cheats

At least we can watch oldferno matches on youtube

Godsent lost to EnvyUs yesterday. Heroic won the first semi this morning and its Renegades vs EnvyUs right now in the other semi.

smiling brax is so perfect hnnng

mou could definitely hear the casters in that scene
kinda worrisome tbqh

>that big ass pimple
LSD microdose overdose?

But they are still monkeys so whats the point?

Ay lmao.

youtube.com/watch?v=57URXlu-A4w

c:

reminder that she has a 14 cm benis

>major
>barely 500k views on twitch

umm.. gotards?

Meanwhile in the favela booth..

youtube.com/watch?v=47TxWM6jQ14

I want to FILL missharveys boypussy with my semen.

>she has a feminine sized penis
and....?

yes, very

>Either non-white brazilians win or non-white khazaks win

I miss fnatic... They were European atleast

nobody wants to see monkeys winning
don't know why valve keep forcing them into majors

6 million on tv

GAMBIT COUNTER TOGGLED!!!!!!!!

At least 200k watch on GOTV.

LUCAS NOT CHECKING BANANA, CHEATS CONFIRMED NOT WORKING

This how the fuck do you not check that shit when you are in a big game like this?

UMA DELICIA

This is some sexy economy

mirin that perma smug look hen1 has

it's over monkeys got crushed
can we stop crying now

>monkeys losing at banana

>implying they need to

800k on the top right during round start
plus gorillions more in china

>lucas so triggered by not having his cheats that he immediately suicides every round

top fucking kek

>Valve updated the game between matches to disable IMT's hacks so they would receive maximum BTFO

based

HAHAHAH PERFECT NADES FROM GAMBIT TOGGLES ARE WORKING BOYS

Graveyard and dark are bullshit to clear out on T
This was the better version

imt to call tech pause and toggle on

CLEAN ROUND
RICH BOYS
FULL CONTROL OF THE ECONOMY

russian cheats > br cheats

>monkeys without cheats

our guys our guys our guys

>based BRs giving dicklet whitebois a bit of hope before they crush them

savage

MY HACKS AREN'T WORKING CARALHO

Is immortals playing honest now or did gambit toggle?

I want those two monkey twins hen1 and lucas to lick my shaft from either side.

>cheats malfunctioning

this is immortals without cheats

Bullshit.

what the fuck? did monkey.exe stopped working?

lmao, immortals have already lost

they're one of the most tiltable teams, they don't know how to grind rounds

why did they change the viewmodel all of a sudden?

TOGGLE ON
16-5

nvm

>IMT
>honest
pick one

There's currently 835k total viewers when you include the GOTV stats.

2 mil tuning via radio

>5v3

>what is momentum
have you ever played this game?

HERE IT COMES

HERE
COMES
THE
TOGGLE

fixed now ;^)

dosia is so bad wtf

>toggled on already

cheats are back up

are there any cheats in dota 2 lan tournaments?

when will they fix these rng sprays

*toggles*

reminder that crime doesn't pay

Cheats restarted, script is back on track.

it's so obvious it's not even funny

This

14 trillion on outer space tv

And those stats don't include the other language restreams, there's 145k watching the Russian one alone so altogether it's just cracked 1m.