/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

Thousands of hours of balanced ranked matches.

Gen3 cards when

Female Rhino when?

CMM when?

Map editor when?

Balance when?

Playerbase when?

when SD fixes their awful monetization system

when they get rid of their rootkit malwarenever

Name a working anticheat that isn't a rootkit malware. Protip: you can't.

Besides you are voluntarily using Microsoft Windows, what difference does it make if couple more guys can spy on you?

By the way, you are connected to the internet. Just saying.

Good night guys.

Benis

This is actually the main reason stopped playing the game, enough is enough.

>Jerry comes back home from a hard day of work only to find the security officer drilling his wife balls deep
>what the FUCK are you doing fucking my wife?!
>guy replies with
>By the way, you are connected to the internet. Just saying.

I would have thought they would have learned from the PR disaster from when they were using XIGNCODE, but apparently they did not

a lot of people have said cheating is as present as its ever been. Clearly EAC doesn't work.

>Name a working anticheat that isn't a rootkit malware. Protip: you can't.
>drity bombs anti cheat
>working
AHAHAHA, wait you actually believe this? Oh dear...

>a lot of people have said cheating is as present as its ever been. Clearly EAC doesn't work.
w-we need MORE ROOTKITS fuck the customers, FUCK THEM HARDER
Cheaters? hahah, they can do what they want, but having an excuse for a rootkit on peoples comp is golden.

Look at all the closet game developers coming out of hiding and pretending they know shit about cheating and anticheat systems. Just neck yourselves.

Friendly reminder about the fact that even if EAC promises you not to fuck with your PC, a virus can take over the program and use it to do it instead.

>you have to be a game developer to know about rootkits, viruses.
Like I get it, I really get it, you have NO idea what you are talking about so you feel that others should not talk about it as well, it upsets you when others remind you that you are an idiot.
But nobody gives a shit about your feelings and using a shitty rootkit anticheat that doesn't even punish the actual cheaters is not something you should defend, even You should understand that.

>virus
Learn to use a computer, retard.

I didn't word my post very well.

XIGNCODE didn't work. EAC didn't work. Rootkit based anticheats have proven time and again that they are not effective.

NGS didn't work either but it wasn't a rootkit.

None of these worked, so clearly the one that didn't violate customers was the best.

If they were to switch to VAC it would be nice. People say VAC doesn't do very much, and I can believe it, but at least it isn't a rootkit.

One user said that non-rootkit based anticheats don't work, but I would say that rootkit based anticheats don't work either. Cheaters are just going to cheat, and the best way to deal with it is to provide as much value as possible for the honest players.

>lol just dont get a virus its simple xd
The anticheat is literally a security vulnerability, yet another attack surface to your system. And clearly it does not do better than any of the other AC out there.

Agreed with everything said.

It is that simple when you have a brain.

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>tfw

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I AM FUCKING

SICK

OF

SNIPERS

THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING USELESS LANGUISHING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCORES DOING FUCKING NOTHING

I GENUINELY WISH THIS GAME HAD NO SNIPER CLASS

FUCK

Tell me who to buy. I trust your judgment.

they could just throw the sensor in a corner and get shitloads of points, but they always throw it like it's a granade, right at the fucking enemy.

[11:22:35][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: get rekt kelmio
[11:22:35][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: KELMI
[11:22:54][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: L2P
[11:24:10][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: HAHAHAHA KELMI YOU FUCKING FAT LOSER
[11:25:10][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: KELMI
[11:25:24][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: I CAN SMELL YOUR FAT SWEAT FROM HERE YOU FUCKLESS LITTLE GUMPTION HAHAHAHAHA
>he swaps teams just before losing
>proceeds to yell insults in voice chat for a few minutes
[11:29:58][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: ezpz
[11:30:00][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: GET REKT
[11:30:02][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: IO AM GOD
[11:30:04][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: B4NG CL5N
[11:30:08][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: CARRIED
[11:30:13][All]xX F3LTCH4 Xx: KELMI AND MIGI GO SUCK EACH OTHERS FAT GREASY CHODES MATE

>2017
>throwing tantrums because you're losing in a video game
To be fair, I get frustrated and begin to spam votekick whenever I have to watch some new player not using their abilities at all, but (probably) never have I insulted someone for being better than I am at a video game.

Can't deal with all these kids to be honest. Get to easily provoked to stomp them.

>Play Aura
>Kill everyone and heal as well

Is Aura legit?

Arty or molotovgasmaskrifleman

No need for Proxy, since you already own two objective specialists. You lack fire support and medics, so you should go with Arty, Sawbonez, Sparks or Stoker.

Aura is amazing in the right hands. You get to go fast and keep your lemmings alive in the process.

There's no point in taking advantage of Turtle being new? Seems nobody knows how to use him still.

Post 'em

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I don't actually play Proxy much any more, I just played her loads at the beginning.

>level 14
>time played: 104 hours

Ranked really does suck

>Ranked
Long queue times, never balanced teams, plenty of cheaters, stupid players lured in by the 100% credit bonus. Getting a topscoring credit bonus is hard, and XP gain is vastly reduced.

>Max level 5 servers
Newbies don't get stomped by more experienced players. They stay out of the more experienced players way. Everyone is happy. Cheaters here and there.

>Min level 10 & 20 servers
Experienced players no longer have to deal with shitty teammates, but they now have to work way harder if they want to maintain a good score. Say goodbye to leveling up and the credit bonus from topscoring. Next to no cheaters.

>Normal servers
Experienced players have to put up with retarded dead weight new players. On the other end of the spectrum, they get to stomp them. Very easy to gain XP and get the topscore credit bonus in. Next to no cheaters.

Give me one (1) reason to play Ranked over stomping pubs. Protip: you can't.

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woops that was 2 days ago

Actually the reason I never played. I like having cheat engine to get past dumb grinds in some RPGs.

why did I even click on this thread

Why does this SHITTY FUCKING GAME let the game start when it's literally 1vs2 for the entire thing

I'm wasting my fucking time

just leave the game and find a new one

Which is the best turtle loadout?

I'd say C63 because KEK + Steady + amped Bat

C52, SM93, SM51 and KE92 are also definitely viable. Turtle is one of the few mercs where ALMOST all cards are at least worth using.

I cannot git gud as Fletcher, fuck

thanks!

>that monkey face
nigger

Is there any reason to change cards or is it pretty much safe to just stick to the one you like if you find one?

Yeah, she is pretty ugly in-game too.

That looks like a man wearing makeup.

Damn, now that I look at it, so does every other female in Dirty Bomb. Proxy is the one that looks at least somewhat remotely like a girl.

I don´t know why, but they replaced all the female models by ugly ones at some point in alpha.

It's the british, the diversity quotas and all that.

Don't need any quotas for that

>"fuck you phantom noob"
>[ragequit]
>V55
>don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!

Crafter this card 5 times in a row

>Three proxies and I'm the only one doing fucking anything to repair the EV

Wow, they really are desperate, huh?

I don't get why anyone would buy that.

What's desperate about a company trying to make money? It's just basic marketing, nothing out of the norm.

Is it permanent?

The currency will be removed from the game when the event ends, after that the trinket will remain cosmetic only.

I actually like how the trinket looks, so I'll think about buying it.

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Bump

>want to play Phantom and Rhino
>can't because it doesn't shit out as much XP as fire support, medics or redeye
bad feel

Play them when you don't have missions?

XP =//= credits

debo

>tfw running through a chokepoint and sneaking the delivery without them knowing you've passed

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/dbg/ is back.....Holy moly

Guess its time to Dump Comfy artwork and await Greatness

Sawbones Artwork

White Sawbonez when?
Attractive Females when?
Dazzler when?

What do the the best solo carry squads look like for each map?

Who are the best solo carry mercs?

Hi Raz

I'm glad these were changed.

Old Proxy was better looking but I agree with the others.

I disagree. Current Proxy is CUTE

Old one was cuteter.

>Sawbonez is Craig Charles

Anyway, no, old proxy looks like a slag

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