Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>you will never watch Rylai and Lina fuck their way through a zoo
feels damn bad.

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Judge me/profile rate

>third most played hero is Invoker
>45% winrate

You are scum, human scum and probably Russian

stupid, to learn Invoekr you have to play him a lot and you'll lose most of your games

kneel before your King

同意する

thank god this is censored

>lumi
half assed it all year
>lyrical
knows nothing about dota, seems to coast on fake hype and good sounding voice alone. odpixel lite
>bulldog
he's going to be awful unless the host can throw him the biggest softballs imaginable. just watch any of his past interviews, he's completely incapable of articulating himself
>pyrion
why is he still invited? because he streams dota to 300 people once a week? may as well invite shane while you're at it
>pajkatt, akke
they might be alright, the can at least talk and express opinions and ideas
>skriff, weppas
unsung heroes for keeping pimp in the gutter

How to fix bristleback

-Bristleback passive quill-spray now has a CD much like axe counter-helix
-Using Quill spray will activate passive CD so it doesnt cast twice at the same time.

Im giving you this one for free,icefrog.

post em
im yet to see a person that has better winrate on d*re aka forced 50% side

Is Phoenix garbage right now? I like playing him but mechanically he seems so fucking archaic?

Like why he have 3 abilities that his health? Two of his abilities use mana and take a chunk of health too!

It's crazy because health loss like that is PURE damage as in, nothing can mitigate or reduce it. It's actually substantial.

Anyway, why is Phoenix the way he is? What is the damn thing supposed to do? Also, do you take the 150 gold or fire spirit dps?

Starcrumpets desperate for an e sport that isn't run by koreans

>he
watch your pronouns

StarcraftBulls win again

We run this shit, don't you ever forget dotacucks, we say drop you drop, we say run you run, we say "We're hosting TI7" you say yes sir and thank you

WE WUZ the originial Esport

There's somethign wrong with Dire, here's the winrate on my smurf

youtube.com/watch?v=UwWfE4DAyao

You have to do better user

except that's clearly wrong

twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/888927986518458369
If only his team had one weak link they could replace to instantly improve....

Every day

why does matchmaking favor radiant?

those are my first invo games
i didn't realize that i used to win so much
>tfw winning streak cucked by FUCKING DIRETIDE

I want to play a core, but nobody is picking support, I'm pretty good at supporting, but it's the most boring position.

>it's the most boring position
you're not remotely good at supporting

youtube.com/watch?v=hvC66pO2xkk

If all core positions are taken just random

How do you raise your behavior score?

Any tips/tricks?

I'm better than 90% supports at my ranking, plus I play pos 5 not 4 (4 is the hardest position).

>he thinks supporting is fun
only support position that is bearable to play is 4 roaming, and when that doesnt go right early game is terribly unfun

>StarBulls cucked dotards under their nose

better wardspots against dire

i think the biggest factor is to avoid abandoning games
i abandoned one game and went from playing with mostly decent people to having worst thirdie scum in my team
also getting commended helps so you can do what i do and say generic "commended bro" as you destroy enemy ancient and get away with 2-3 free commends

Why is there so few good dota2 streamers lately?

>son of suns
>anything but he

WHICH HERO SHOULD I MAIN FOR THE NEXT MONTH HALP

dead game, TI7 is the last TI so let's just enjoy it while we can and then close down /d2g/ for good

>get carried every game
>losing a bot match

kek

Be a girl and flirt with everyone

there's never been a good non pro or high level pub streamer for dota so all of them are practicing for TI or busy being depressed about not getting into TI

max spirits first and use them to force the carry youre laning against to miss last hits. buy tranqs asap to mitigate the hp loss then an armor item like mekansm or veil of discord. fire spirit dps every single time. Also refresher is the b lategame item for phoenix

Can't make this shit up

Yeah I think one abandon is like -1000 straight up
A report is like -200 or -300.

I got many commends lately 10+, but also 3-4 reports from cancer stacks who threw and feed and not blame themselves for being 2-14 and 0-12.

Now I'm down to 6700 behavior score, and it's getting really bad. The teammates are getting dumber and more unpleasant by the minute.

PLEASE SOURCE

Day[9] is literally the Lebron James of Esports

how the fuck can he process that shit and commentate at the same time.

pssh thats nothing, this was me tryharding against medium bots

#183618360
Is this the classic 'pretend not to recognize fizz and collect (You)'s' gambit?

please where do I get dota 2 porn...
this style is so hot

reddit ;)

I fucking hate the nonquote meme so just to spite you I'm giving him a (you)

As if Bristle wasn't so absolute shit already.

what has non-human dotards done to prove themselves worthy of Day9?

"You people" should consider yourself lucky to be in the mere presence of the Elvis Presley of Esports

you could round up the whole unwashed pack of dotard "talent" and they still would not hold a candle to the Legendary Sean "Day[9]" Plott

>>dotabuff.com/matches/3332265095

>queue up for cm quest
>blue guy takes captain instantly
>doesnt give a shit about the teams needs
>he has a plan
>picks absolute fucking thrash non combo team
>3 carry + ss + sk
>great, two invis in our team, might just as well go sk
>they have fucking bh and slardar
>he with sf wants to go shadowblade
>thefuck.jpg
>step it up from support guy to full blown steamroll sk
>guy being proud for wining the game

Here's that (you) you're craving so much.

that still went better than my game
i dont know if guy just trolled (talked in russian with someone else through entire draft) but he picked visage + meepo while playing jungle axe himself

>mask on silencer

>Im stuck in a party in an awkward situation
what do dotards? im absolutely horrible with socializing

FROM THE CAVERNOUS DEPTHS OF THE 'CV

just be yourself man...

nigga just drink and start talking with people, when u realize literally nothing u do matters u will start being confident

>9
>N >I >N >E
>I
>N
>E

>DAYS UNTIL TI

Do you think that day9 knew that he gonna host TI long time ago and thats why he's been learning dota?

He said valve only approached him recently on stream

Just say you gotta go eat, leave the discord, go offline and solo queue.
It's that easy.

POST MMR GRINDING TUNES

youtube.com/watch?v=TsxQQuIrfhQ

Reddit demanded to make Day9 host and Valve, being the ledditor cucks they are fulfilled their whim. Valve only ever fixes bugs if reddit complains too, reddit has Valve by the balls.

youtube.com/watch?v=EIwtr-VqwcM

: ^ )

Better question:
Did Day9 see all the Dota money, see James "Literally 2GD" Harding get fucked out of host duties for ever and spotted a gap in the market?

youtube.com/watch?v=ereEJVg8X68

he called it

slacks said same thing right before invites
HE KNEW

>supports that use force staff on nobody but themselves

FUCK YOU

>mfw I disable help, yell at support for not force staffing me, then reenable it

Force Staff needs a major nerf, reduce the distance or increase mana cost

dota late game = who has the most force staffs and because hurricane pike exists now it's even fucking worse

should have a debuff that doesn't allow you to get forced again for x amount of time

>That sweet little general death right before TI
It's always cozy

>play offlane or support zet, the arc warden
>build force, lotus and linkens
>any member of my team is now literally unkillable

fuck off

u fuck off

t. drow picker

actually i fucking hate drow

REMINDER TO DO DAILY STRETCHES IN ORDER TO PREVENT INJURY / STRAIN FROM YOUR DAILY CARDIO, DOTARDS!

>NEET's first day exercising

>not doing 50 push ups every time you die

t. 1.4k

>cardio

Naa I will just pick up heavy things repeatedly instead.

>movement speed bonus from wex removed
>ghost walk no longer gives you any additional movement speed
there, i fixed invoker
hire me valve

So what is its new wex scaling attribute?

it would only give attack speed

just removing the bonus ms from ghost walk should be enough