> News - The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August. - Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes: Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch) Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch) - New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key). - Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4. - New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear! -The Inkbrush is out now!
>marina's singing voice how can anyone like loli fivehead eminem
Matthew Powell
Post Fresh $quids
Easton Moore
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Jeremiah Reed
POST YFW YOU GET YOUR FIRST CRACK IN RANKED
Oliver Rogers
>Finally deletes link to the shitty discord >Still hasn't fixed the current thread link >(embed) (embed) You had one job
Blake Rivera
Is regional matchmaking a meme or not
Luis Cooper
I can still see it
Colton Morales
reposting my observations of Scroll 17 since the last thread died maybe an hour or so after posting it "When smoke rises from the seven rings, the pinkfish will emerge from the sea, devouring all the creatures of the land" - The Book of Madai, 10:10 Madai is one of the grandsons of Noah in the book of Genesis, and is also the japanese name for the Pagrus Major 10:10 of the Book of Madai references the seven seals of Revelations Chapter 10 of Genesis describes the nations formed by the descendants of Noah after the Great Flood Verse 10 is a listing of various nations Both Inkling and Octarian society have fallen to the sin of Vanity and the worship of false gods with the consumerist centric culture of inklings, and octarians soon to follow once they become part of inkling society and the results of splatfests being the determinant of legal decisions The time draws near for a second End of Days to purge the descendants of Man who have fallen into the same hedonistic lifestyle All the events in S1 and S2 are in preparation for the coming Third Flood The First Seal has already been broken in the form of the salmonids
John Cox
who /unable to play ranked because they are from Yurop/ here
Evan Rodriguez
Is aeroshitter best for grinding on regular?
Henry Price
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Elijah Foster
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Gavin Rivera
shhhhh
James Sullivan
no, nzap is
Justin Walker
Where can I get the splatoon 2 pro controller in Canada?
Jace Scott
>orange hair >green and blue paint ???
Julian Taylor
Rate, trying to get better looking shoes. the black sock school shoes were better imo.
Hunter Morales
nah, aeroshitter is best. if you start getting raped you can go to another part of the map and start spraying
Thomas Sanchez
Is pro controller good for the game?
Charles Price
Just finished the final boss. who else intentionally died to watch Callie dance on the big screen?
>tfw Spicy Calamari Inkantation starts playing
Gabriel Reyes
spoilers tags exist for a reason user...
Jason Fisher
Very much so, it's also one of the comfiest controllers out there
Lincoln Harris
Someone forgot to remove the Alpha Channel.
Thomas Myers
Sex with Marie!
Jordan Williams
whoa
..so what's gonna happen for the games?
Austin Thompson
can it use motion controls?
Jordan Jackson
Separated Joycons are comfier, easier to aim with, and less fatiguing.
Matthew Wilson
yes
Hunter Parker
yep
Ethan Foster
Only one more weapon for SP, and I saved the Roller for last. Here goes nothing.
Jack Sullivan
Yes, it has a built in Gyro. Note the official one does. The hori does not
Camden Brooks
You're off your rocker, using the seperated joycons gives me hand cramps
Carson Price
Should I be buying every weapon or can you only hold so many in your inventory or whatever?
Owen Diaz
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Brayden Garcia
no idea, but I'm hoping it isn't something that is just forgotten in future installments, anyone have the original japanese text for scroll 17 and can translate it? I'm curious about how much the NA localization of the scroll matches up with the japanese version. considering the image I saw in the video with the scrolls, probably fairly closely
Owen Sullivan
Nah no inventory is limited. Just that you can't have dupe clothing.
Austin Brown
Do you really think they'd limit inventory space for weapons?
Brandon Lee
son of a fuck i laughed
that's fucking cold
Cameron Adams
>tim's discord squad got 6th >thatso gets 2nd How the mighty have fallen.
Nicholas Kelly
>being spoiled by Splatoon 1 content You fucking deserved it.
Isaiah Evans
Some people say it's strickly regional, some people say it's some funky stuff about matching you with people with equallly good connections. I can tell you from my games that the game tries to match you with people close to you since most of my players over the day were people from teams from europe.
Jason Young
Heavy splatling is bullshit.
Jason Morales
Oh.
Daniel Taylor
Ha yeah no one would do that!
Christian Flores
It's ping-based.
Bentley Edwards
Man salmon run gives a ton of money from bonuses. A premade non-shitter group could just rack up infinite wealth on the highest difficulty.
I foresee a bonus nerf in the near future.
Brody Sanchez
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Justin Jackson
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Jaxon King
is that ice cream or cake
Oliver Rivera
I actually have pretty large hands and find the joycons small and mildly uncomfortable to use, but I cannot aim well at all with a pro controller, while aiming with the joycons is easier than using a fucking mouse for me. Hand cramps will happen no matter what setup you use if you play 12 hours a day, and if you happen to use a Slosher or a Brush then good fucking luck.
Ive always hated being forced to have my arms in a fixed position and having to move both of them around like im pretending to drive in a racing game, or maybe it has something to do with never playing the original with the gamepad.
Jordan Allen
Anyone have plum casuals and are kind enough to let me order them? I'm getting desperate
Isaac James
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Samuel Davis
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Daniel Morgan
D-delete this...
Brayden Morris
Id hold off on buying weapons unless you really want to use them just because the money is better spent on splatnet right now.
Ayden Edwards
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Joshua Nguyen
It's squid
Connor Turner
are you a cannibal
Asher Harris
Hey anyone else here willing to lie that they win "all of their matches"? Please reply if so :)
Gavin Ortiz
I win all my matches. It's just that the rest of my team loses theirs.
Aaron Morris
post some fun things you've seen in inkopolis square
Zachary Ortiz
>my first 10+ splat game Feels nice.
Michael Nguyen
>50 points behind getting shitstomped the entire match >make the comeback in overtime >realize in the results screen it was 3 vs 4 since our aerospray disconnected a minute in.
I bet they felt like shit
Ethan Brown
Even when I lose, I win because I don't lose the lesson.
Jonathan Sullivan
mfw you can go back to single player hub and the 1.5x tickets respawn infinitely
Dominic Jenkins
Dont get cooked
Liam Cooper
Salmon run, anyone?
Nolan Perez
if only there was a way to get infinite double tickets
Christopher Thompson
When I went back to it it was transparent and only gave eggs. Maybe it's time based?
Ian Sanders
they still count even if they're transparent
Eli Campbell
Splatnet never has anything good...
John Martinez
I would but I'm minimum rank and nobody wants that.
Sebastian Ortiz
>stuck in Profreshional forever Why is Salmon Run so bullshit? Insane mode on Horde solo pistol only in Gears is easier than this.
Isaiah Cox
it had a ninja squid krak-on shirt that was actually really good.
Samuel Allen
>Never played splatoon 1 >Have no idea what I'm doing >Start using roller and brush because I'm terrible at aiming >Stomp fools, nobody gets in my way >Start ranked >Crawl my way up to C >Instant I start playing games we start getting stomped >Salmon Run >Crawl my way up to Overachiever >Get stomped hard twice >Thrown all the way back to the low end of Go Getter
But blogging aside, really, does anyone have any tips on how to actually git gud?
Levi Parker
Hot violent Sex with Marie at gunpoint illuminated only by her bioluminesence! Apparently.
Connor Lopez
Reminder that you can farm crusty sean tickets at these locations; >Near entrance to 2-6 a box has a 1.5 XP ticket >Near entrance to 5-27 a box has 1.5 gold ticket
Just exit to the plaza again and re-enter and they'll be back, it shows them grayed out but you still get them if you speak to sean
David Sullivan
>swim speed sleeveless jersey IT'S MINE
Noah Bell
I report everyone on my team that disconnects
Gabriel White
Profreshional is the top rank you tool.
Ethan Moore
stop using roller and start using Nzap
Adam Jenkins
Can you have the gold and xp effect running at the same time?
Thomas Barnes
And? Nintendo ain't gonna give a shit. A slap on the wrist at best.
Christian Morgan
In ranked, think about what would be a common action for the opposing team to do.
Most players make a straight line to the objective, so it helps your team tremendously if go a roundabout way on the map to throw the opposing team off guard.
Daniel Rogers
Anyone else buy the bondage gear required to voice chat? How is it?
Jason Foster
>play tower control >use Octobrush >spam the "r" button >wins 9 in a row
This is the new baby weapon isn't it?
Jeremiah Barnes
SO I'M GOOD, PA??
Jayden Gray
nope just 1 at time
Connor Long
anyone else having insane connection issues at night? i was fine all day today and i've gotten disconnected from 3 SR games and one Turf War all in a row.
Henry Hernandez
>finally getting the hang of movement and shooting to play effectively >pick up the Dualies >actually start winning >having a fucking blast for the first time since I started >Consistent connection errors start happening, can't play a single game
The foil wrapper on a pop tart is better at collecting signal than the Switch, already had to move it across my room to connect to the internet at all.
Dylan Price
It's fucking ridiculously good in tower control, I fucking brute forced my way to b- with it so I can finally get in league speaking of ranked, does your rank degrade if you haven't played? I know in the last game it did if you're at S/A or some shit but if I can just plant my ass on b- so I can play on league that would be pretty nice
Elijah Turner
Is there a website for the splatoon 2 splatnet or do I have to use the app? Also is the app emulatable?
>T. Phone cheapskate
Nathan Cruz
>is the app emulatable ANDROID
Jaxon Davis
>Apparently.
Jordan White
Is League battle exclusively with your Friends?
Cameron Morgan
Is there no way to look at your friend's data like there was in splatnet 1?
Ryder Edwards
I'm seriously considering dropping the Splatter Pro, because the sensor grenade is so fucking worthless