Normie shit that grinds your gears

>my miata/fiesta/golf/civic/impreza/versa/3/3series/e46/e39/e36/yukon/explorer/crv/giulia/corolla/rodeo/trooper/ranger/gtr/legend/integra/caravan/wrangler/twingo/ds3/cayman/veyron/metro/model3/celica/datsun/alfaromeo/sentinel/comet/bmw/ford/mr2/panther/challenger/equinox/rav4/ls400/accord/rx7 is a quirky zippy pocket rocket =^.^=

>randomly braking for no reason slowing you down
>suddenly turn away

nothin personnel kid

>yuro plates on a USDM car

but my Civic IS a quirky zippy pocket rocket

>car in front of me drives so slow that I'm afraid of stalling in second gear
>green light but car in front of me accelerates way to slow. It forces me to lift my foot over and over again
>breaklights flickering because autotragic soccer mom has one foot on gas and one on breaks
>cars giving way for pedestrians even though they are not allowed to cross the road there

>on highway
>car in right lane slows down for some reason
>car in left lane also slows down but for no reason

Dead relative on the back window
>RIP Lil Jimmy 1999-2005

>speed limit 100
>everyone slowly accelerates to 90 then sits there
>overtake everyone
>speed limit drops to 80
>everyone flies past me

>Dead relative on the back window
Is that legal? They should probably bury him.

> 15 stickers on back window about how they have a kid in the car, with phrases along the lines of "Baby on Board, Please be careful - Baby on board or some other shit.

Bitch, I want to live too, but you don't see me putting shitty eBay stickers on my car to exclaim that point. Plus, if your little ankle biter gets his/her head caved in, there's a 99% chance it was your own fault.

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>twingo

Name one kind of car group that actually does this.

jalopfags and furries

>slamming on brakes before entering turn lane
>then proceeding to slowly ease into the turn lane and end up sticking halfway out
nothing worse

>women

Same shit on my way back from work, an 80 drops into a 50. I pass people almost daily doing 60-70 in the 80 zone but when i coast into the 50 they blow right past me shit just makes no sense.

>11PM
>catch up to some SUV on the toe gay
>he's dipping into the oncoming lane to take turns and shit
less grinding gears more like big laffs cuz idk wtf that guy was thinking

>not strapping the corpses of your kin to the body of your chrome machine for spiritual horsepower
Someone isn't getting into Walhalla.

>guy RIGHT up my ass
>its 1 lane and im doing the limit so i ignore him
>road opens to two lanes and he flies past
>red light ahead
>i catch up, by the time i'm at the light its turned green so i dont even need to stop
>he floors it
>i catch up at next red light
>repeat
enjoy those bi-monthly brake pad changes friend

>mfw i see a mercedes with black plastidipped wheels
>then get closer and realise it's just brake dust and the wheels are silver