I had my fucking chance Veeky Forums and i blew it

i had my fucking chance Veeky Forums and i blew it

>be me at work clocking out
>girl in qt girl in office crying on phone saying she missed her bus ride home and begging someone for a ride
>hear load "no" on the phone then they hang up
>this is my chance.jpg
>slide over to her
>me "need a ride home huh?"
>her "yeah and i cant find one"
>i start to get nervous with her big watery eyes looking at me with hope, and i lose all confidence
>"yeah well huh i hope you find a ride home"
>walks away
>mfw i just lost me chance at having any sort of a relationship possibly bloom

I would've laughed my ass off if I saw someone do that. Thanks for entertaining me.

>Thinks you slide your penor into a females poos by driving her home
M8.
She was just trying to use you. If she would have ever let your fug her then it would have happened already.
She has no attraction to you, and doing her a favor won't make a relationship "blossom" you fucking beta fag soft cock.

LMFAO . I honestly want to make fun of op but like it happens. I mean I dont think I would fuck up that bad though

Ooohhh dude!! This better be your motivation not to F it up next time. BUT, now that you still have a chance with her. I don't have time or space to 'splain women, just go up to her some time and matter of fact lay tell her to let you know if she ever needs a ride...you will be surprised (assuming you don't look like jabba)

You done good OP

She is Roastie bus rider anyway, she probably rides every cock on the bus for free.

What she probably meant by she missed her bus was that she missed her appointment with the bangbus to shoot her 100th video

God fuck i can feel the pain from here user. God how can you fuck that up so bad. Though im one to talk since ive lost a lot of chances myself

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SAVAGE

Believe it or not, your chances of getting the pussy are now greater than before.

Thanks for not being a SIMP

>guys actually think doing favors for women will help them get laid and not just seen as asexual beta orbiters
TOP KEK

>he isn't nice to people with no expectation of reward
Sad, really.

>>"yeah well huh i hope you find a ride home"
user fucking PLEASE

>being nice to people without expecting a reward
LMAO look at this virgin, everybody

don't fish off the company pier, user.

Don't worry user, you never had a chance.

What was stopping her from calling an uber? How fucking far away did she live? If she has an office job making more than $11/hr she shouldn't have any problem affording a $10 uber home.

Best you could do user

i do this with strangers, but im a dick with my friends and no1 likes me

Racers don't need girlfriends, user

This

If she was a fat ugly bitch I might just do it anyway and drive like a maniac, even though its kind of hard to drive like a maniac safely in a my shitbox.

>"yeah well huh i hope you find a ride home"
That's like something that I'd say

I hope none of you are really like this, fuck.

This, OP you probably have a better chance at a relationship since you acknowledged she needed a ride and didnt give her one.

>"yeah well huh i hope you find a ride home"

fucking savage lmao

OP is an unwitting Chad

>>i start to get nervous with her big watery eyes looking at me with hope, and i lose all confidence
>>"yeah well huh i hope you find a ride home"

I can't really tell if you're a badass or a loser.

pics of qt or bs

>Let's get this out onto a tray

>I just lost me chance

op turned into an irishman in my head and rereading his post in an irish accent became 20x funnier

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Why is this shit on Veeky Forums?

EYYY OP IS A SILLY LAD

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>Nice hiss

>oh wow, that's deep rich