/ss13g/ - spessmen on a space station

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>I don't feel like summarising stuff, I just want the thread up

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=A_syFs_VsEs
discord.gg/uqyMdtp
pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2378&p=20753#p20753
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

post bad one its better

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How do I become a waifu?

bee urself

Be a girl and shill yourself

unban 2hotdogs

Acquire borers

[dabs]

make a cute girl, use a cute name and most importantly: use a lot of tildes ~~~~~~~~~~~

you have no idea just how many autists falls for the tildes

>AI Door~

If you see someone use a tilde ahelp, its ooc ic

>clown is a fucking traitor help in ghetto bar hes killing me~

does anybody play with a different keyboard layout? How the fuck do you do it? I keep switching back and forth

Loving these banvalids.

I like to play a game every time I go on Veeky Forums. It's called try to find the /ss13g/ just by looking at the pictures.

I've been doing this for a long time now and it gets worse and worse everyday. Just like this awful community and just like my dysphoria.

It's not difficult to use an image that is legible as a thumbnail. Today the image is a cum splatter of all the brightest colors. Two days ago it was a 604x1258 screenshot of the escape shuttle. This wouldn't have been so bad if the shuttle wasn't entirely a dark shade of blood-cult brown that blends seamlessly into the background of space.

Pic-related is a good picture. The objects are large and distinct, and the "Cargo Bay" department label with the NanoTrasen logo make it easy to identify this thread from the rest of the anime-whore threads in the catalog.

OP, I mean this legitimately and I will face whatever consequences come from the following, but you need to travel back to the past and blow your mother's brother's brains out before he gets the chance to blow his diseased seed into his sister's loose and yeast-infected womb, i.e kill yourself.

get dabbed on hater

[dabs]

you're an admin?

I don't know about you but I just Ctrl+F "SS13"

:)

>being this mad about the OP picture

I'm on mobile and can tell what the image is in the catalog.
Put your glasses on fucker.

>cant even sacrifice leonid of all people

>Leonid fucking attacks sec members
>Two minutes later we find out it's cult
What in the world did he mean by this?

I don't know about you, but I just go to the catalog and search for ss13
Literally flawless because the OP body will always contain that

Nobody reseached the entire cult alphabet, i was stuck at hydro with no maint access and the chef going from here to there every second.

leonid is the greatest antag of all.

The best part is that Leonid fucking DIED in sec and got his body handed over to medbay and he still wasn't sacced
Shitty ass cult

>every second outside the bridge was spent arresting clowns and assistants
>none of the heads would communicate except the RD who didnt have the spare so wasnt someone i needed to be in contact with
>HoS is getting beer while theres cult going on and used :S maybe three times in the round

>and they wanted to ban leonid

This guy is hilarious to watch. You people couldnt even cult a literal potato vodkanigger.

Who's the biggest shitter at the moment?

they wanted him banned because he's too robust for the server.

He actually antagonizes on a meta-level, he has ascended beyond being good at the game to annoy others.

>tfw you get confirmed for nonantag and security can't touch you

>kill leonid
>security tries to perma you
>they get banned

admins hate leonid so much they give ban immunity to any man capable of killing him. Only a few great warriors are capable of stopping H O N K

>detective
>leonid and the clown are total shitters as usual
>not to mention some other 2 greytiders are trying to break into cap's office two minutes into the shift
>only me and one officer around
>another officer Athena and our beloved HoS join later on
>fast forward through trying to fight with greyshittery
>arrive to brig after checking up on tcomms that have apparently been broken into
>mentally ill HoS and Athena are in a gunfight with one(1) chaplain
>they finally tackle him, athena almost dies
>hos just cuffs him, buckles and fucks off
>have to treat Athena because all the other bystanders are too fucking lazy to take one person to the medbay
>athena gets treated, grabs a stun baton and harmbatons the chaplain
>he's almost dead, lost a shitton of blood
>the two officers and the HoS just leave him be, close to death, cuffed and buckled
>have to basically stand on my dick to revive the guy while ALL THE OTHERS ARE WATCHING, even the fucking CLOWN tries helping me
>athena notices he's dead and i have to defib him TWICE
>"should i feel bad? xdd"
>tell the dumb cunt to take him to medbay after i defib him one last time and at least try to stabilize him
>"woah sorry for harmbatoning a suspect to death duuh"
>HoS still in bar, haven't done ANYTHING and haven't said ANYTHING the whole round
>clean up the interrogation room from all the blood the chaplain lost because of this dumb cunt harmbatoning him and learn from the radio that it's c ult
>fuck off to the nearest pod and wait for the shuttle
real shitcurity hours i tell you what
i honestly hope that at least the HoS got ding dong bannu'd

Damn, VG finally got that first person mod? Looks pretty good.

>be detective
>do nothing
>collect my avatar fag points on the thread
>prepare my self shill dream team post with me included for later

FTFY

youtube.com/watch?v=A_syFs_VsEs

i'm unironically genuinely a jake pauler.
the disconnect of fantasy and reality in my subjectuality is simply gone.

>sec fighting the chaplain during a fucking cult round

stop posting athena

show me what I missed nigger
Real waste of a job slot

>cult still fails to sacrifice the chaplain

>be detective

detective is a waste of a slot
hos can do the same job but better because of more access

It's a relic from when we were bay which we are not anymore

>tumblr

get dabbed on hater

[dabs]

tfw no say*dab

cargo tech is a waste of a slot
hop can do the same job but better because of more access

discord.gg/uqyMdtp
metaclub
discord
link.

thank me later

>hop can do it

hop can do every job then, even security ;^)

owo whats this

Veeky Forums is a roleplay server. Prove me wrong. It has a greater concentration of roleplayers and bay refugees than Hippie, stricter rules on powergaming and metagaming than Hippie or TG, runs off of baycode and has multiple flavor roles that don't really do anything and have little - no validhunting potential.
Veeky Forums is and always will be a roleplay based server and that's a fact.

>metaclub is a circlejerk of statics
>metaclub conspires to ban people they don't like
Metaclub was the thread all along

Exactly, remove all jobs but captain, because he has the most access.

>mrpain posing as the victims of his emotional terrorism

I used to care about the thread, I used to try hard to be a good player for their standards.

Now I understand the thread hates everyone and that I should focus on having fun and roleplaying that I enjoy. I've had many pleasant conversations with people in game, plenty of slow rounds of talking to others and thats more fun than running around "playing the game". I've had a lot of fun, I think the people I've interacted with have had more fun because of my efforts and overall I've made the rounds a little better.

:) focus on having fun yourself and everyone around you will have fun too. People really like roleplaying, just do it. Even a bad attempt is nice, and you'll improve for next time.

The only fun I have is turning other sprites horizontal

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Our code isn't even close to modern baycode.

Janitor dream team?

>me
>me
>me

The only good Janitor is the one you don't remember.

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the assistant that niggered the janicart from the janitor

why

If you don't care about the thread why are you on a Veeky Forums server????

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>you can now be permabanned for imprisoning a murderer
>if someone is murdering you're supposed to just stand by and watch it happen

Every day this shithole just gets worse. Welcome to tgstation gentlemen.

Who are you? In game, I mean.

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LE EBIC SHITPOSTING XDD

fuck off mugumbe

fuck off mugumbe

OwO whats this?

Fucking redditified SHITMINS who forget that this is a Veeky Forums server and so you get PERMABANNED for so little as not wearing your jumpsuit or calling someone a DICK!!!!!!

We talked about it a lot in the last thread, just go there

fuck off mugumbe

pastebin.com/KZF5kCxF

OwO whats this? :3

I wasn't in the round but it went something like this
>Borers spawn as usual
>This one Xenobio is really interested in having them in her
>Like really interested
>Most of them go along with it, not sure what to do
>Awkward whispering and lewds happen
>One of them just dumps Space Drugs into her
>Starts getting really awkward and sexual
>whoop whoop that's the sound of the ahelp police

read my name please

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ask me anything

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2378&p=20753#p20753

Reminder to hold your (he)admins accountable.

who is best WFU

is racism every ok captain virtue?

your favorite one man

if you can roleplay it right man sure

Not just that. They were lewding the borers for several rounds in a row. The third or fourth round was when they went over the line.

>head borer
>make lots of useful chems and inform my host
>"what are those"
>she just wants me to make more space drugs
>125u

geese when?

>***JILLING OFF MEANS MASTERBAITING*****

really now?

>vg

Fuck off Senaat, do you even play any more?
How do you know what their notes are, you aren't an admin. They are a shitty player and have been for years. Don't try and protect your discord metafriends.

>Chaplain attacking sec during a fucking cult round

pastebin was made by the adachi faggot dont vg me

when I get the courage to ask dizor for better sprites, and possibly think of a better way to implement them

I know almost nothing about RFultra. But if pain is going to cite "private admin testimony" he better damn well be able to prove there's an actual testimony.

Next thing you'll know you're the one that gets banned based on a "private testimony".

get that lawyer speak out of here

I'm sick of you losers by the way.

Especially you Horatio. Fuck you.

What the fuck?

That almost looks worth the ban.