Parking lot savages

>dad asks me to pick up whipped cream on my way to his house (no homo)
>park at Food Lion next to an Audi Q5
>shut off car and start collecting my things...
>THUNK
>glance out my window and see this young Indian girl mouthing an apology to me

Sure enough, the bitch left a pretty good ding in my door and I ended up just telling her not to worry about it. Apologized to me repeatedly, but what the hell am I supposed to do with that? How about you just fucking relax and not open your car door like you just discovered a serial rapist in your back seat...

Oh. And fuck you, Dad.

>pic related

you should've strangled her

atleast she was sorry
most cunts will try to blame it on you or some shit

but yeah idk why people cant open doors carefully

The funny thing is I consciously made the decision to park next to this Audi, thinking it would be a safe bet. Guess I should cozy up to a shitbox next time.

>idk why people cant open doors carefully
>Audi Q5

Because it’s probably a lease and the dumb cunt will be getting rid of it in a year or so she doesn’t care.

where the fuck is the dent?

The inside of my door has so many scuffs because parking lots here suck dick and are super narrow. I need to figure out how to buff them out

>next to an Audi Q5
If that person had earned the big bucks to buy that Q5, then they would not have dinged you. To that young girl, the Q5 was just another appliance. But sorry doesn't cut it. Door dings can be removed by PDR (paintless dent repair) which massages the metal from the backside to get rid of the dent without causing the paint to flake off.

Look up PDR or paintless dent repair and you'll see that even harbor freight has a basic set of PDR tools.

It’s hard to tell honestly, a shitbox owner might just be the type of person who doesn’t give a fuck at all. It could be true of someone driving any car. But the guy who said it’s a lease is definitely right.

In hindsight, I should’ve just asked her for the contents of her wallet so that we can “forget about this whole thing”.

Or her meat-wallet... :-)

>Guess I should cozy up to a shitbox next time.

As I park, I make a point to look at the edges of the car doors as I pass by them. If I see they have a lot of chips or scratches, then I reverse back out of the parking spot to find a different one. Any car with a lot of scratched door edges means that car has a driver and/or passengers that open their doors fully and ding the cars next to them. It makes no sense to park next to that kind of person(s) when there are other parking spots available.

Yeah. It was a quick trip inside the store to grab one thing, so I parked up front. I also mistakenly assumed that the Audi owner would be someone who respects other people’s property.

>makes post crying because some bitch hit his car cause hes retarded and parks next to a crossover/suv
>proceeds to post picture of his car with zero dents or scratches at all
real nice story there kiddo.

I drive a crossover and I am super careful in parking lots. Except that one time.

It’s dark out, faggot. Kill you are self.

>his camera doesn't have a flashlight

"glance out my window and see this young Indian girl mouthing an apology to me"
>find out where she parks on the street.
>shit one step from the driver's door.
>she steps in it.
>she assumes it's her uncle visiting from India.
Profit.

lmfaoooo OP IS A DIRTY LIAR , probably a racist because the girl is Indian.

>so I parked up front.
I never park right up front because the short term parking spots are full of people who rush in and out. To me, people who rush are going to be more careless (and hit and run) than those who park far away.

> t. Shitskin

>"I don't want to post a clear, concise picture of the dent, I want to show off my shitty 10 year old luxury car": The post!

I refuse to park anywhere near the front of a store. Not only do you risk door dings and carts it always seem to take longer to find a spot, park, and get out than it would of been to just walk from the back in the first place.

>not parking your car as far from the store as possible in a deserted corner of the lot to avoid idiots

lazy retard

Oh my fucking god. My friend fucking always opens doors fully. Whenever he gets in or out of my car I always have to remind him not to do it.
>lol don't worry about it, I swung it open fully and look, there is a 2cm gap. Plenty of room

Should’ve bleached her. Indian girls love the BWC.

how serious is the ding damage you might just hire a dent removal specialist to get rid of the ding

>parking lots like this

All of my fucking rage.

It happened at like 4:30 when the sun was going down. I’m not gonna take a picture in the dark, niggerfaggot.

Don’t be so triggered because you ride a bike to work.

>17
>don't let cunts smoke in my car
>once left an arsehole on the side of the road for lighting up.
>giving ultra qt cock tease girl who's been leading me on for a couple of months from work a lift home
>"you don't mind if I smoke, do you user?"
>"n-no, go a-ahead"
>hated myself for about a year afterwards
>didn't even get to fug

I open it normally to that halfway position, and then slowly see if it has room to go the rest of the way. Not sure why everyone doesn’t do this...

Where's the damage OP, I've looked at your photo and can't see any dents

Not an ideal time of day for taking pictures. Plus it’s on the driver side.

>be father in the year 2017
>have disappointing manlet of a son
>spends his money on anime stickers and an old man car
>he's still a virgin and has no life outside of the internet
>know that I must do something to help him
>meet nice young Indian girl while I'm at the Food Lion one day
>she seems shy and sweet
>strike up conversation, find out she's the same age as my son, is single, and is overall a nice girl
>make arrangements for her to meet my son
>explain that he is a nice boy, but very awkward and inexperienced
>explain it's best to arrange it as a "chance meeting", figure the best way would be something like bumping his car door with hers
>she agrees, I advise her I'll set everything up
>she goes to the Food Lion, I then text my son and tell him to get his fat ass over to the Food Lion for some whipped cream (he's fat so I know he won't waste time doing this)
>sure enough the plan follows through
>but somehow, to my dismay, he manages to fuck even this simple scenario up
>the door is bumped as planned, but instead of using this as an opportunity to ask her on a date, he spergs out and jets from the parking lot as quick as he can
>what the fuck
>how much more must I do for you, son
>son comes home, goes straight to his room
>I get on my laptop, boot up the keylogger and screengrab software I have installed on his computer
>find him going straight to some weird Mongolian basket weaving forum
>he makes all sorts of angry posts about what just happened to him
>realize he may be beyond help

well at least post a pic of the girl you missed the chance to fugg

fug u dad

She probably bumped your door on purpose as a way to meet you. Women are way more complicated than men when it comes to this sort of shit, most of them won't just come up to you and start sucking your dick.

You need to see a doctor about your autism, or else your dick will forever remain dry.

dad i sai fug u figgit

Did you buy your shitty IS250 at 25% so you can't afford a cell phone with a flash? It's 2017 you dunce, just shine a light against it and angle it so we can see it. Don't pretend this isn't you just desperately saying "HEY GUYS I DRIVE A LEXUS"

Indian girls fuck pretty hard, their families are usually conservative so they unload on you when they're away from them.

Sort yourself out, user. Do you want the backseat of that Lexus to smell like pussy juice or not?

>drive a stock 4 door entry level Lexus car
>dad still orders you around like a child
>on one of your quests you get the opportunity to strike up a conversation with a girl
>even if nothing comes of it, you're almost guaranteed a pity date, which is more than 90% of Veeky Forums could ever hope for
>yet somehow you fuck this up
>and come on Veeky Forums to bitch about it instead

absolutely beta

>3dpd
you have shit taste dad

It's an IS350 which I've had the title to since April 2015.

I paid off my phone like three years ago.

Why should I go out of my way to snap a picture for you in shitty lighting, especially when you're being such a cunt? Eat my ass.

>someone damages your car
>you don't do shit about it
You should re-evaluate a few things about your life, and consider developing a spine.

If my friends did that, I would simply not drive them around. My car, my rules. Don't like em? Take a bus, unless they want to pay for the damages.

>stock Lexus

Exhaust, intake, sway bars, springs, shocks, chassis brace... Sorry it isn't slammed with gold wheels and flames painted on the side. I prefer a more conservative look.

>dad still orders you around like a child

God forbid you run an errand for someone who's making you dinner. I should've told him to fuck off.

My daily is a shitbox that I could not give fucks about dings on.
Nice car is made of fiberglass, no dings from accidental door impacts.

Feels good man.

>stock wheels

You literally did everything besides a nice set of wheels which would give you way more value than upgrading your shitty base model boat sedan

Only thing I miss about driving a 90's Jap-box. Not giving a fuck what happens to it.

I'm fine with the wheels. 18's... Looks good to me.

Boat sedan? It's a pretty small car actually. The back seats are useless.

And technically the IS250 or ES would be base models, yeah? Not sure what you're getting at.

user probably meant like the lowest sedan class offering they had.

I guess if you choose to group all IS's together, but I'd say the IS350 is a nicer car than the ES.

dumb fuck
audis are worthless so its an insurance scam, if someone dings their door their car is considered totalled and they can buy another audi. On avarage audi owners need to keep this scam up at least once a month in order to keep driving a car that is working

OR, she's just a useless self-absorbed twat who flung the door open because she was thinking about her next Instagram post.

It's a 350 you dumbass look at the front calipers. Not op just fellow 350 owner though mine is way better than this shitbox edition one who picks black paint on a Lexus??

What chassis Brace did you go for, so far my latest mod was IS-F 230g steering damper (add weight behind airbag), I have axleback exhaust (waiting for a set of Megan racing midpipes), f sport sway bar set but I just replaced the suspension with a mint condition OEM tokico set because I like a little softer ride.

>being that overweight that you need to open your car door fully

I've never had mine more than halfway unless I'm putting something in the foot well.

I’m 5’10” and 180 lbs. not exactly in shape, but I certainly don’t NEED to open the door fully. It’s just helpful in certain situations.

What I was saying is... I don’t get why people don’t open their doors in two steps instead of just swinging it open in one motion. After that halfway point is where you need to be aware use more control.

Why exactly is my 350 a shitbox compared to yours, and what is wrong with black? Seems like an odd criticism.

My parts are all F-Sport except for Swift springs. Didn’t bother with a midpipe, as all the videos I heard were stupid loud. Not exactly what I’m going for.

Yeah I've been on the fence with midpipe for sometime now, it could be better with Megan compared to invidia (loud af), I was just baiting you haha the front bumper looks rock chipped, it is an 07 or older (silver wheels instead of gun metal) and no tint, also yeah black is the worst color option the smoky granite mica has a much nicer flake, and matador red mica, or ultrasonic blue mica or even Starfire Pearl is better I think.

>park and go into store
>when i get back some faggot has parked next to me in his jeep cityslicker edition
>lightly tap his sidesteps when i get in my car
>like im gonna fuck my doors up
>dude jumps out and runs around to check his shitbox for damage

lol

>consciously picks out park to protect his baby
>gets dinged anyway

AHAHAHAHAHA AUTISTIC >muh nice bodywork FAGGOTS BTFOOOO!O!

>ride motorcycle
>walking back to bike from grocery store
>as I approach bike a roastie in a lifted pickup truck going way too fast practically manji drifts into the space with my bike in it
>completely unapologetic
>"it's your fault because you didn't park where I could see it"
>she had no insurance of course
>bike totaled
that was a fun day, I think I still have high blood pressure

The front bumper is actually more beat up than it shows in that pic haha. Previous owner must have ran over a curb or something and I didn’t notice until after I bought the car. Will probably replace at some point.

I’ve been trying to figure out if a 2011+ bumper will fit, but can’t seem to get any definitive answers. The dealer is useless, as they just base all their advice on parts numbers. Not really car guys.

Yes, I would’ve preferred white, but was impatient and jumped on this because the price was nice for the miles.

My wife opens doors like a maniac. I'm talking the second we've stopped, not even in park yet, her door is THROWN open. Same with my mother, sister, and so on. Only woman I know who opens their door normally (read: like a man) is my grand-ma.

Oh, and closing the doors. Same thing along gender lines, the women SLAM it shut as hard as they possibly can, usually rocking the entire fucking car. Surprised nobody's shattered their windows yet.

>pajeet mouths some shitty apology so it's all good amirite

Kill yourself asap you beta piece of shit. You're a disgrace to america and to car enthusiasts as a whole.

>she had no insurance of course
so who payed for the bike? actual question, how can people get a car when no insurance?

>what is uninsured motorist coverage??

Is this entire board infested with 14 year olds who have never looked up their own policy and just cruise mom's shitbox to the store and back? What the fuck is up with you inept retards not knowing the simplest of functions in the world?

What was I supposed to have her do for a little white ding/mark? Repaint my whole door?

Super fucking annoying, but I look like the asshole if I make a fuss out of it. Not to mention, yelling and getting aggressive towards a “defenseless” young woman. There’s no winning.

nice blog and no pic of the ding you fucking dunce
>paid off my phone
>financing a phone

Is this supposed to be your amazing IS that makes mine look like a “shitbox”? Never really liked those wheels, but they do strangely look better on the 2IS than 3IS. Nice crackhouse background.

Financing a phone implies that I can’t really afford it? Maybe I’d just rather use the money for other things at that time. Regardless, I decided to pay it off shortly after buying it.

>I financed my phone to grow my money elsewhere
>said nobody ever

Anyway he has to live in the tenement home to be able to afford his rebadged Toyota 4banger, give him a break.

>says the guy who knows absolutely nothing about the IS platform

you'd have to be pretty new to create such a shit thread and not expect to get made fun of, christ. and yes, the fact that you cannot pay for other things and a phone at the same time implies that you cannot afford one or the other you fucking moron.

What do you want to know about it? Or are you so booty blasted that was the first thing that shot out of your pea-brain?

Did you miss the part where I said I payed it off shortly after picking it up? Just because you choose to finance an $800 device doesn’t mean that you need to.

Regarding this thread... People are only getting bent out of shape because I couldn’t be bothered to snap a picture in the dark. Also, claiming that posting a pic of my car is somehow bragging, when we all know that someone would’ve gotten curious and asked what car I have anyways.

I don’t need to know anything about it. I own one.

Are you not the guy who called it a rebadged Toyota 4-banger?

I called a 4 banger, and the rebadged Toyota thing was tongue in cheek since the 1st gen was literally a rebadged Toyota.

>b-b-but they didn't make a Toyota version in the 2nd gen

>just because you chose to finance an $800 device doesn't mean that you need to.
except that you already said you needed to finance it to afford other things. yes you created a shit thread about your car getting dinged with a "pic related" even if you did post a pic of the ding it is a mediocre thread at best. don't waste your time defending it, don't be retard when you create your 2nd Veeky Forums thread and move on.

>literally no 4-cylinder engine for the 2IS
>shares a platform with nothing in Toyota’s lineup
>b-b-but it was just joking guys!
>you’re the stupid one for not getting my non-funny joke which I failed to convey in any sense

>chose to spend that money on other things
>needed to spend that money on other things

There’s a difference.

>there's no such thing as an IS250
>is literally a Toyota product with an L on the front
>b-b-but I R too stoopid to comprehend joke that's been made about Lexus for decades
>your joke suck because I R stoopid

Oh, ok. Your thread is shit, and you drive a bitches car. Faggot.

>literally no 4 cyl 2is
in america

why would you waste your time financing a phone if you didn't need to? you don't NEED an $800 phone but if you can't pay cash for it you might just be a poorfag or retarded. It's not like it's a house or something

>can't afford phone(financed)
>can't afford car(financed)
>plays richboi on the internet

OP is truly a loser.

Why don't all doors have some kind of rubber finish on the edges? Would prevent shit like this. Instead there are these useless defensive plastic strips on the outside of some car doors.

IS250 has a 6-cylinder, stupid. Please tell me which Toyota model it shares a platform with. Waiting.

Nice loophole, faggot. No one cares.

Not everyone is a amerimutt I guess. It's illegal to not have insurance here. I don't know your Jewish terms.

You gotta get that good credit though but OP is dumb for financing a car and a phone

Why? I paid them both off in the first year of ownership. Don’t really see why this is a big deal, other than autism.

I kinda chimped out at some fat white woman for doing this once
>in goodwill parking lot because my girlfriend likes to "thrift shop" and shit in there, refuse to go in myself because fuck goodwill
>car pulls in next to me
>fat white women and her niglet daughter in the pasenger seat
>hear thunk, niglet doinked my car
>immediately get out and say "what the fuck"
>she starts to stutter some shit out
>ask where the father is
>she's immediately visibly upset
>get back in my car
I don't even hate black people :^) it's just too easy of a target.

I financed my car when I had the money to pay cash for it. I’m sure I’m not the only one who does this...

Oh then I must have missed your post of you saying that sorry OP you’re probably set to buy or rent a house OP good job proud of keep up the good work.

Are you saying a phone and a car are comparable purchases? Hopefully your car was at least 10x more expensive than a phone if you were financing.

I don’t understand. What do you have against goodwil. Also if you haven’t already lost that gf you will soon dude.

The point is that just because you have the money to pay for something outright, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t finance. If the interest is low enough, than who gives a fuck?

Ahahhahaha no that's even worse lmao, do you want me to post a pic so you feel even worse?

Other than Goodwill thrift stores are a scam? Goodwill is one of the most profitable chain stores.

Here ya go OP, sorry for the screenshot of the image apparently my phone's pics are too large to upload

you're not going to make me feel much worse about it, it's a pretty mediocre car with shit transmission. just reliable and no car payment, that's it. I'm not insecure about it like OP, do you want to see all the door dings?