/elyg/ elysium general

remember when you actually HAD to skin BEARS for barely any leatherworking MATS WHILE leveling your character!! THIS SHIT is mind boggling to a foreign casual that is just entering this game in LEGION!!!! THEY left click, stick their stupid fucking middle finger on the 2 key and kill a wolf with arcane shot!! BACK IN VANILLA you actually HAD to put effort into KILLING creatures! YOU HAD to kite them, YOU had to TAUNT them! you had to STUN them! you had to HEAL YOURSELF! you had to EAT BREAD AND WATER at the SAME TIME while suffering from REZ SICKNESS! NOSTALRIUS DOESNT EVEN COME CLOSE. TO THE SHIT. THAT I. EXPERIENCED. BACK. IN. CRYSTAL LAKE. ELWYNN FOREST.
TWO MURLOCS
AND ME
THOSE FUCKERS WOULD NOT RELENT. THEY WERE CRUEL. THEY WERE VICIOUS. THEY HAD BLACK HEARTS COMPARABLE TO THAT OF ADOLF HITLER. THE GUARDS SHUNNED ME IN MY TIME OF GREATEST NEED
2005 was a dark year for me. pray that any other casual that is joining in Legion not live a life that was liveth upon me.

who agrees with me?

>zug is about to sperg out and disvand DoN

OK, SALTY DOGS IS TAKEN. GO TO THE DISCORD TO DECIDE THE NEW HORDE GUILD NAME

What about DoN get's Alliance sissies mad the most? Is it the green skin? The big size? Or is it the overall rudeness and muscle what makes them once question their already fragile masculinity? Guess we'll never know...

I want your big green cock please...

>tfw in heavenly trandate
>manlet calls me up at 3 AM for IDF duty
>dindu niggers shitting up the thread with their literal who guild
>have to wage cuck in 2 hours
>still no loot after 8 months of raiding
>still no femboy girlfriend
>gummy is still dead
>crestfall is stillborn

literally why life anymore boys I'm going to kys myself.............

tfw sabotaging DoN from the inside RIGHT NOW

>join av
>trandate druid turtling in mid
>join next av
>cucker pal mage/warrior turtling in mid

whats with 4cucks?

You do realise that nobody actually gives a fuck and you're basically shitposting here alone, right?

they just get fearful that all the people that hate them and their shit (which is a lot) will team up and overthrow them as the true guild of the thread so they infiltrate and shitpost to death every single guild that rises up

yo glaston give me a name for the new horde guild when zug inevitably kicks me

Kek got you mad without even trying

How easy is it to play warrior I'm thinking of rerolling

who the fuck thought the name dindus of nuffin is funny

literally the humor of a stillborn child

>tfw MoH literally tries to inflitrate a new guild that isnt even in the same faction

Literally mentally ill trannies

Nah,

>he's still responding
Lmao you like getting hurt don't you sissy boy?

salty dongs

The previous threads happened to be more DON centric and these egocentric cunts wont allow that.

wow you seem pretty triggered libtard KEK

I want to give Melori a foot message!

Tips for a person who is new to WoW and Elysium?

wait for gummys

don't play with vg

Horde is the thinking man's faction.
Step forward and say no to raid logging, cliques, erp.
GAS ALL TRANNYS
Join today.

>tfw nofap
>tfw broke down and am masturbating to futa draenei again

God left me unfinished.

fuck off, we're full

well at least it's true that there won't be raidlogging in DoN.

literally leave

for your own good, this game is trash

How do I make friends in this game?

You don't be a traitor.

@183731712
learn Chinese

Why did you delete me off discord?

Does Deca like being mating press'd?

>tranny orbiters from trandate of heaven

LMAO

GOTTEM

if you give me the nudes I'll let you back in the guild

like this

by asking the same question in every single thread, sometimes multiple times if no one gives you any addictive (You)s

Try not being such a creepy faggot maybe?

What the fuck is going on these threads.Are the trandates the saddest people on earth?Is thread dominance that imporant.Is your life that fucking miserable?

post legs

should I bother rolling a character?
and if so, what's the least played class?

stop avatarfagging, tranny nigger.

no
lock and Druid

least played class is rogue for sure

very useful. roll that one

Melori wiping her girlcock with her dirty crusty socks!

Go play a real game instead

I just wanted friends...

tfw wanted to be friends with the ban evading spammer until I found out it's a low IQ roastie thot.

JOIN
For those of you that havent been paying attention, here's a quick rundown

>Alliance bows to Dindus
>in contact with aliens
>All members rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Control Azeroth with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendants of an ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities in outlands (Dindugrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every battleground in Azeroth
>babies will be sacrificed to the Fel
>ancient Troll scriptures tells of two angels who will descend upon Azeroth and bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>The Dindus are in regular communication with Sylvanas and Guldan forwarding the word of The Horde
>all members learned fluent common in under a week
>Alliance entrust their gold reserves with the Dindus. There's no gold in Booty Bay, only the Dindu Bank
>The Dindus were founded 67 years ago, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, we are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big bang to the end of the universe
>The Dindus of Nuffin will guide Azeroth into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Whisper "Handro" for ginv

I just wanted to discuss world of warcraft but we can't all get what we want

i can be your friend

dropping my reps for the guild

good one here

Don't join DoN, if you're friendly they'll chatban you and kick you when you log out for the night.

Fuck off moron, it was explained a million times last thread in a clear and concise way with not even a speck of trolling why your guild is shit. Stop writing your autistic fanfiction and advertising in this thread.

>making shit up because you won't have orbiters anymore
Lmao mad tranny is mad

Hi mandate. what server are you going to hop to next instead of seeing AQ40?

TIDF has arrived

>trannies are THIS mad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shouldn't you be having fun at your raidlogging guild my boy?

...

FUCKING BASED
THE HERO WE DESERVE

SO BASED HAHA NOW GET THE REST OF THOSE FAGS

now you just have to figure out which of the officers is mocky.

t. kicked out tranny

you posted your dick last thread kek

>kicking people based off thread shitposting

oh I'll have so much fun with you guys

HAHAHAH

Melori

t. kicked out tranny

Are you not even in the guild? Comfiest did nothing but spam dicks and heroin, Mentallyill massinvited multiple discords and did same thing as Comfiest. They were both MoH spies btw.

mfw dindu blog is actually looking more autistic than tranny one

I'm coming for you horde trannies, you will not survive...

>horde guild wants people in their guild
>kicks them out of discord
Really making me think

rly makes me think

wouldn't have happened if someone didn't post the invite in the thread

Redbull me on shaymans, whats the best leveling talents and best racials?

All points in Enh
Tauren ability to /moo kicks ass

Dindus got Nef? Woah.

>Have a 60 shaman
>thinking about joining dindus
>join their discord to see whats going on
>see that they want to raid IF
>ask whens the raid
>get kicked

nevermind then

>

>"two moh shitters on me"
>"hope to see screens in the thread"
:'^)

Chicken and friends of chicken, invited by chicken can fuck right off.

seePretty sad at this point desu
You don't need orbiters to have fun user
Also, you shouldn't have orbiters if you're a male (male)

>the Dindus seem happy having kicked the two MoH tranny agents
>what they don't realize is that those two were a distraction to plant the deep cover agent

>Literally begging people to join
>As soon as they join the discord get booted out
>making the discord an exclusive clique guild
Guess I'm going to play with normies on horde.

>this is all trannies can make up after 2 days of planning on how to sabotage DoN
Really makes you think huh...

Anime guild on Alliance soon if Deca would stop being an autist. She doesn't even need to make a discord or moderate the guild chat because we can put spammers on our ignore list.

>doesn't want OGs of Salty Dogs to play with them because it doesn't fit their clique guild

>MoH, Chicken, and friends of chicken are THIS assblasted
lmao we literally have more people online over 90% of the time.

I joined the discord a while ago, but I've been leveling on Warmane with some of my friends recently so I haven't said anything. I also don't know what me being friends with 1 of hundreds of players that have been on vanilla private servers has to do with my eligibility to play WoW.

to all you lurkers out there, i hope none of you take these kind of posts seriously
they are 100% false

woah.... so this..... is the power of MoH?