> News - The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August. - Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes: Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch) Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch) - New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key). - Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4. - New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear! -The Inkbrush is out now!
>Literally just realized you could keep the focused fire of dualies by not moving. Oh.
Kayden Wright
What do you think her butt smells like?
Lucas Collins
So when is salmon run back online? Should be tomorrow, but what time?
Benjamin Gray
rate my squid
Ayden Lee
>Using dualies >Remaining stationary
Jaxon Cooper
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Connor Gutierrez
Stop posting on Veeky Forums marina, this place is bad for you
Adam Reyes
8am. It's in the menus. Stages>Salmon Run. Schedule is at the bottom.
Isaiah Wright
10 hours
Alexander Edwards
Hey could you not throw shade constantly to try and boost your ego that's in the gutters? Thanks.
Cameron Long
Why doesnt my miiverse post show in the lobby!
Wyatt Gonzalez
lol what
how did that post offend you lmfao
Samuel Thomas
>Wow Agent 4, we can't believe you actually did it >We think you deserve a special reward >You know, this whole thing started because people had to choose between us... >Why don't we let you have both? >Come on Agent 4...both Squid Sisters at the same time? >Don't even deny that you've thought about it
How do I unlock this ending?
Luke Gutierrez
It didn't offend me, I'm just done with kids posting behind four layers of irony.
Bentley Hughes
So is the Cephalon HQ Sardinium really well hidden or am I just stupid?
Tyler Clark
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Anthony Carter
the dude is literally just telling you that you shouldnt be standing still when using dualies
the fuck is wrong with you
Samuel Martinez
just a reminder that inklings are like 4 or 5 inches tall
Eli Long
because you're not fresh enough.
Kevin Long
The birds in the hub aren't that big though. What the fuck is going on.
Ryder Fisher
Uh..... you can just order more shit. You have an order queue, right? Murch just puts the new item at the end of the order queue and you just gotta wait.
Does anyone know how to refresh the Square so I can search for the freshest gear? Is it as simple as going into canyon and back? Or a shop and back?
Jeremiah Barnes
Atleast her singing voice is woomy tier. Marina's singing voice almost sounds boyish.
Angel Thomas
are you feeling ok?
Logan Taylor
how do i know if i'm ready for ranked? never played splat 1 and I'm at level 14 so far and loving my nzap
so i just jump in and get shit on or wait until i'm level 30 to be safe
Robert Campbell
Probably not. Sorry.
Kayden Diaz
Don't forget to protect her
Gavin Johnson
you have to cry in a corner because it will never happen
Jordan Ward
I say jump right in.
Nathan Watson
Is the ticket trick gone?
Blake Collins
The ones you don't suck at using
Asher Collins
mutated dinosaurs, duh.
but seriously all the shit in story mode suggests they are not very tall.
Aiden Morris
...
Ethan Robinson
It was working for me a couple of hours ago, dunno
Jose Baker
You should just go for it. You don't really have anything to lose at c-.
Ethan Peterson
Help, what sensitivity am I supposed to use for motion and r-stick?
John White
Dont forget to molest your woomy every day to keep her in line.
Benjamin Phillips
Is there a black bomber jacket in this game or just this green one?
Jack Wood
who /top 100/ league battle
Adam Morris
This art...
John Wright
>Just get frustrated when I drink now. What's a good drug for vidya?
Michael Lopez
...
Mason Roberts
You're not drinking enough
Cameron Garcia
I feel alright but then I realize I'm wasting my time and get mad. I need something else.
Matthew Edwards
>Rememer
Carson Jenkins
You can also jump by not moving the stick. I lost a life that way
Anthony Kelly
>I feel alright but then I realize I'm wasting my time and get mad You've got deep problems that drugs wont help with then. At least you're not going to have access to non destructive drugs which will cure that without a prescription.
Camden Perez
I think the problem is you're getting drunk and wasting your time playing vidya, instead of getting drunk and doing something creative
Cooper Williams
>want hero duelies for reasons >speed through all that shit >reenter octavio fight >this dialog >mfw >also cant stop seeing the word "Taco" on Octavio's left fist
Logan King
Guess I'll just have to keep splatting.
Camden Flores
>Try to do motion controls >In a fire fight forget how they work and try to pan left my rolling the controller around the z axis Why the hell do I try to do goddamn barrel rolls when I panic?
Exhentai hopefully.
Ryder Rogers
Works fine. It doesn't matter if the are greyed out.
Lucas Barnes
What shit user?
Connor Hernandez
>still no /ink/ FC List seriously...
Ian Young
How do you figure?
Hunter Nguyen
Whenever I do the one near 2-6 it shows another ticket but when I pick it up I only get another of the egg things.
Ian Sanchez
So is the consensus that Splattershot Pro is worthless?
Slosher has nearly the same range and is much better, and Squelcher is better if you want a long range automatic.
Blake Long
Bowling balls the backround clutter like that jam jar, take a look around the next time you advance to another area
Jack White
Still works fine, keep it up
Jason Nelson
fuck off autist
Cameron Brooks
I just thought that the Octarians just supersize stuff because they love impractical superweapons
Jeremiah Miller
>tfw used to play in S rank with the /ink/ squads with the first game >now I get stomped
Gabriel Peterson
Yeah, basically. Splattershot pro is legit the worst weapon, at least aerospray has a purpose in turf war.
Cameron Edwards
Is anyone else still fucking up trying to get used to the jump button being swapped? Finally getting used to it but still forget now and then.
Luke Turner
>she put them on again because they look good >squids' singular motivation is acquiring stylish clothing
>octavio's job is recycling content >he's a dj >and a boss rehash layers
splatoon's translations are stupid good
Brayden Murphy
>female squids can become sexually aggressive and seek out males to force mating
Liam Campbell
That actually makes a ton of sense. It explains the giant highways too
ya really fucked with me too. I kept wanting to press X, and for some reason, A the first two days
Aiden Richardson
Why in the hell were people trying to defend ARMS when it was obvious it was trash that wouldn't last a week?
Chase Cox
I wanted to fuck Ribbon Girl
Robert Morris
Supposedly it was really fun for the first like day of playing
But you're right, its obvious it would tank to anybody who wasn't a complete ninten-drone
Easton Hall
It was good but being good doesn't mean things last.
Gabriel Evans
>be part time gamestop employee >so many people lined up for arms we almost did a midnight release >almost >next weekend >so many people came to return it or put it down on splatoon 2 I mean I wish Min Min would slurp my dick like ramen but fuck man, it was just a Wii Sports game on steriods.
Carter Bailey
What's wrong with it? I liked the trailer music
Brayden Thompson
if that was true, Judd would be fucking massive in comparison to everything else, assuming he's about a foot tall while standing on two feet, inklings would be about two feet tall, or about the same height as a lurantis
Gabriel Ward
>check shops for new shit at 12:00 am on the dot >Have to go the whole day tomorrow without getting anything new
it hurts
Lucas Lee
this
also before test punch people didn't know how lame and grab heavy actual fighting is
that being said if there's any crossover content with squidgirls I'm grabbing it in a heartbeat
Josiah Taylor
>We will never get a back story or explanation about Marina
Ian Martinez
get the sunken scrolls son
Jaxon Adams
>destroying enemy team >15 seconds left > disconnected
I'm so mad
James Nguyen
Just incredibly shallow multiplayer with a low install base. There's no way it could have survived.
Ryan Collins
its been like six threads now since the fc list got left out and everyones too lazy to put it back in the op
Justin Wright
>sold better than SFV >low install base
David Williams
So is anyone doing league battles yet?
Nathaniel Brooks
>winning match hard >suddenly lose in the last 20-30 seconds
Every. Fucking. Time.
Jeremiah Stewart
She was born in a sewer as the turd even the Octarians didn't want, so Pearl pitied her enough to let Marina be her personal slave.
Justin Martinez
Perhaps you'd like to make the next thread?
Jordan White
GIMMIE THE SAUCE I KNOW THIS IS A LEWD
Owen Perez
there was only one about marina
Charles Ramirez
just happened to me too. i hope they fix servers for this game soon.
Angel Brooks
i keep checking in at the wrong times
Jack Green
It's literally better in every way in comparison to Shitoon 1.5, but you'd have to be the type of pathetic idiot that bought a Pii U to play either for longer than 15 minutes. Ironic considering you'd have to near brain dead to enjoy Shitoon.
Also you fags need to quit shilling your MLP shooter on /v/ and /nintyg/ thanks.
William Morales
This. Also are the kettles confirmed human ruins of bunkers and Norad n shit, or is it all octarians made? Also, is it possible that it all fell underground via fissures or something?
