Dota 2 General - /d2g/

If you aren't 8k you're trash and reminder 8k NA is 5k EU

i doubt sinned was saving herself for him.
and fucking used goods is pretty cucky if you ask me. especially if you are have a choice.

I mean, Sheever must have turned him down. Seriously do you think Bulldog says no to sheever?

>squeeze every single one last bits of your testosterone at ti finals
>become 70 year old man tier bald
was it worth it for Misery?

I really enjoy their IRL streams when they play golf

Did something happen? I dont get it
He was always a cuck because he's a swede
its in their nature

w-would iceiceice kiss me?

>counterpick ursa with brew
>but then lose because you picked brew
epic game indeed

gookthread when?

Anyone has the screencap of singsing "fucking Veeky Forums send us pizza"?

OUR GUY

So do you fucking have it or not

yeah just give me a sec

Maybe

a recurring dream of mine is to play tinker at TI finals, drag out the game to 50 min then get a match winning rampage, then proceed to tweet "WHO'S THE FUCKING FARM VACUUM NOW D2G" before the next game

Yeah one second is over bro
hand the screencap out now

you're autistic

you're based

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post players you're glad aren't attending TI7

>other games have loli pugnas
umm dotards?

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new arcana for pugna

but he got a direct invite? ?? ??????????

remove PA from the game
>le 15% for le instagib of support ;)
>le 25% of le 1400range stun ;)
What a fucking meme hero

Is the Radiance Naga core build still viable at all in pubs

t. anally brutalized support cuck

accept your fate as fuckbucket and work on sucking off your carrys cock instead so he can get "revenge" for you getting instantly destroyed

I like Riki's design because it takes a gameplay element/status and gives it permanence.
Wouldn't it be cool to have more of this shit? Like
>permanent spell immunity (until attacked X times)
>permanent flight
>permanent ghost form

you wont consistently win on that shit hero, and even if you do then it will be 50 minute boring ass game because you cant get to hg or your team will throw
i wouldnt bother unless youre autistic

I wish

hey guys look i am a low 3k am picker i have zero reaction times and enjoy a 22 minute battlefury timing and being completely irrelevant the entire game

I feel like GabeN's hands-off approach is killing Dota2.

No advertisement

No promotions

No communications

Dota2 could be still growing but now it's just slowly dying instead. FeelsBadMan.

will we see carry naga viable ever again or is icefrog going to continue the trend of reworking well scaling heroes into cucky little supports

TI is the yearly promotional/advertising event which you all paid for :^)

I'm sure dota gets new people trying it all the time, problem is they hop into a game and hear "jajaja gringo" and uninstall immediately

>thinking this shit is limited to 3k
people under 5k should be forbidden from picking this hero

If I had more opportunities to pick this hero I would because I'm certain that I'd do better than at least 90% of these shitters
This is legitimately something I saw in a game of mine:
>am without buyback prepares ambush on enemy's core hero (I don't remember what, something hard to catch I think. Ember maybe)
>in my head all he has to do is blink in, abyssal, manta him, do damage and mana void)
>fair enough, impossible to fuck up

What he did was blink in about 200 range away from ember, look at him for 2 seconds, run up to him, ABYSSAL A FUCKING CREEP NEXT TO HIM, and only after watching that, ember decided it's time to remnant away.
My jaw legitimately fucking dropped, just how can someone fuck up a simple combo so badly.

Everybody knows AM pickers are retarded

Oh right, I also mentioned that AM had no buyback. This detail is important, because he died seconds later. and we lost

how the fuck would you advertise game like dota 2
>hey check out this game where every single one of your matches is going to be the most miserable experience you can imagine before you even learn basics which might as well takes 200 hours :)
i dont think i would be able to start playing dota today, the amount of smurfs would make me uninstall this shit before i would play 10 games

>lowest MMR player at 4.3k is mid
>highest MMR players is 5k and does stupid meme shit with BS rushing midas then dagon

>He doesn't know what positioning/force staff is

>highest mmr player on the enemy team picks warlock
>"thats ok then"
>every single fight my familiars get cucked to oblivion by upheaval

>playing visage
come to think of it, is visage the most numale hero in the game?
I swear, these visage mainers are most likely to post in d2g about their main being BASEEEED and on reddit to bitch at valve and/or icefrog

>Upheal work on Familiars
You learn something new everyday

do you think thjere will ever be a dota 3

what would be the point?

does this man look like a numale to you? your statement's a complete load of __truth__

upheaval stacks on familiars on the ground my man, you drop em and when they come up they're fucking completely immobile

reminder tf2 still exists
i honestly wouldn't be surprised if I fell into a coma and woke up in 15 years just in time for TI22 and for arteezy's 17th in a row TI win

day9 or purge

>17th TI win in a row
>of the 16 available TI's he could win up to that point
Mathematics from the continent of North America

will tb be there?

well that depends on wether or not you're going user

>lowest mmr on the team picks meepo when enemy has earth shaker
>enemy core last picks sven
>meepo proceeds to feed minute 1

Motherfucker I meant 15th
no joke I wanted to add 15+7 in my head and changed it to 17+5 and the number 17 stuck in my head

plus he melted down over the election lol, and hes not even american.

>this year
>plus 15
>getting ready for another
I believe that makes 17 faggot

>TI 1-6 - sharteezy
>TI 7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22
>that's 16 TI's
NORTHERN AMERICAN ARITHMETIC

>haven't played dota in months
aaaaah it hurts

>tfw no twink carry player to commandeer as his support

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

>havent play dota in 15 hours
>hurts too
Hate being a wageslave sometimes

I have willingly not played dota in like 2 months.
I don't feel a thing.

Ive been in the same boat before
Dont worry youll relapse

Why don't you become neet and stream your dota plays with likeable friends

>Chin shrank by 2 cm
Really makes you think

Because i got bills to pay

During the TI days waiting for the playoffs to start I'll definitely put in a couple of games in 2k mmr

Where's the video where its eg saying they're like brothers then Cr1t says we're not brothers?

>nominate invoker for ban
>2 other trash heroes get banned instead
I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME

Where did the picture with singsing having been bought pizza by Veeky Forums go?

where's that picture of the /d2g/ orgy from TI3?

gay sex orgy? wtf
this is a christian imageboard

Which one would you rather watch?
>an anime set in the dota world
>a sports anime about pro dota players (no actual real life people or teams, only fictional)
Assume in both cases that they would be excellently written and produced, and enjoyable in every aspect (characters, pacing, etc)

Would the heroes be kept as sex slaves in between matches in the anime set in dota world?

1st one because then it could realistically feature females

which hero would be the protagonist though?

there could be females in the 2nd one when after a tournament and shit

>team managers, agents, analysts, maybe casters if you want to stretch it a bit
>hot bossy team org CEO that's cold on the surface but cares about her players like a loving mother
>drama bit about a character juggling his pro career and girlfriend

AM gary stu

i don't give a fuck about irl drama as i'm not a woman

>invoker
>buff

fuck off faggot

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t. don't know how to play against invoker

What's this champ supposed to do again?

give furfaggots fap material

>champ
LOLFAGS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

get blacked

truly best champ

>visage maining has now reached even the shitty 3k bracket
I love how they cant balance this fucking hero. Either he's useless as fuck or op as shit, there is no in between.

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