/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

Reminder that NiGHTS is the only real video game hero

Marble Zone from Sonic 1, not Marble Garden.

>2 and 3k
Marble Zone is in Sonic 1.
Marble Garden Zone, which is a different location and theme entirely, is in Sonic 3.

Sonic 2 has no "Marble" zone.

What do you mean, user? Marble Zone isn't in 2 or 3&K.

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You guys are a bunch of fags.

We are not sticks!

Well you look like a fag yourself.

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What a lame ass, boring headcanon.

>Cream does normal 6-year-old things
WOOOAH

It's pretty solid. It's held back by just being a PSP bargain bin title and almost all the tracks are done by Backbone's in-house composer instead of someone from Wavemaster, but it still manages to have some good music.

Reposting so the tie can be broken.
strawpoll.me/13534040

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>Underground with no genuine votes

I voted for Underground

why wouldn't he show it to tails

i want ice cap in mania

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fug
I meant comparing 2 and 3k zones as a collective, not including sonic 1 as I feel it's fundamentally different.
Obviously I fucked up and forgot their was 2 zones with marble in their name.
Can you blame me? Who the fuck wants to remember marble zone from sonic 1. What a horrible pick for a second zone.

Shit on a stick! That freaked me out.

>now has 2

is that a dead giveaway? That a game will be shit or at least somewhat average if Sega can't be assed to use one of their composers?
>spinball
>rivals
>boom
>chronicles

this one is shit and I hate it
I'm sorry to whoever made this, but it just makes me mad

>doesn't like being feminine
>modern design is her most feminine
Really bounces my springs.

I like it.

Amy still sounds pretty feminine.

Nah, Rivals has good music in spite of not being Wavemaster. It's just held back by the PSP having mediocre sound quality (better than the DS but nowhere close to console/PC quality).

wow thats a doctor who ripoff

>Amy
>not wanting to be feminine
>when her style of dress and her general behavior is feminine as fuck
It baffles me how these people can not understand characters they care enough about to make headcanons for.

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How do you get radio reception in space?

>real life singer
>Sonic world

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This is stupid. Metal Sonic tries to kill Sonic because he was programmed to.

Shadow was created in the human world, while being based on the animals in Sonic's World.

Deepest lore.

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Jesus fucking Christ, stop posting these.

So tell me /sthg/ how does your mind not go numb from all the stupid headcanons that completely disregards the character they are about?

Leave

Even if Iizuka's bullshit was true, the "human world" still isn't the real world.

I don't even know what this one means.

things im pissed about
-we still haven't seen bears, dogs, birds, or hedgehogs from forces' avatar thing
-we don't know if changing hair is a thing yet
-reptiles are still not an option

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Farfetched but that's easily the comfiest headcanon yet.

I like this one aswell. Silver's such a cutie.

hair isn't a thing

I don't read them.

that's what you think

i'm more mad about the lack of boobs on females

yea yea i get it flat is justice and all but come on seriously mammaries of average size should be an option

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They won't do that. The second they have a breast size option, people will call them out and bash the game for sexualizing furries and they know that.

that's a headcanon?

spines or fur-styles, then
or any other facial feature options

last thing sega needs is more animals for guys like you to fap to

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No way you are getting hair options.

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Damn their hands and feet are enormous

>spines or fur-styles, then
isn't a thing
>or any other facial feature options
is a thing

>these two different franchises are based on similar events
>that must mean they exist in the same world
The leaps of logic these people use. Sheesh.

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They should have at least put boobs on the model to begin with, instead of making the females flat as a pancake. I'm not saying there necessarily needs to be a slider, but it's just weird as shit that they just straight-up don't have boobs.

>Amy is afraid of growing old
Aren't we all?

>directly stated to be a descendant of Eggman
>NO WAIT BUT HE ISN'T
Ok.

Very close. I voted for AoStH because I'd rather do the DiC shows in order, I think the transition from SatAM to Underground would be even more hilarious (and also some SatAM staff would go on to work on Underground too)

She's TWELVE.

She looks pretty and young because she's TWELVE.

where do you get these and is there a generator?

Is it wrong for Sonic to hit it because he's 15?

Its a tumblr page

It's a now dead tumblr that people could submit their headcanons to. Just google hedgecanons.

And 12 year olds are more interested in looking older anyway.

Half plus 7, user

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>Blatant Sonally shit.
It's like they enjoy making Amy a cuck.

>HEADCANON: Amy would do normal Amy things

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Burning Blaze when?

i wasn't aware that blog died, i remember diving it with a friend of mine and laughing our asses off

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These are the only decent headcanons. They don't completely fuck up the characters.

Reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=4FcAnXWc3Nw

According to the most recent post (which was a year ago), they've stopped posting headcanons, but they're keeping the page up as an archive.

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>Scratch as Jacket from Hotline Miami

Last one for today. Gotta say, this has been pretty good practice all around.

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"introduce pointless meme trauma to excuse a small child being afraid of loud noises" and "let's just randomly give a character a disability" are really stupid headcanon material

you want a headcanon for Silver that isn't stupid? how about he can't fucking read at all because he lives in Hell Future and didn't exactly go to public school

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>The image limit is intentionally reached faster than the bump limit

Alrighty, let's go ahead and check that off the list.