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Where my boys at?

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god dayum Mjet my dude I waited for ages for you to start a trhead i gott to talk you

What's happening my german friend?

>previous thread got deleted
lol
Also
>inb4 crying about fca unreliability
>inb4 crying about BMW and posting shitty memes
to sum up this thread

>lime green

>>previous thread got deleted
I deleted it. Mistyped the title.

ah I thought admins are deleting generals or just hating on italians

Hey mjet, Switzerland checking in.

I'm thinking about buying an Essesse but the Yeloow still works perfectly, so I could either get some new suspesnions and it will (possibly) run the next year, or buy two times the HP and literally the same insurance costs as the current

At the shop

Buy the Abarth and don't look back. That's what I'd do.
I'f you're going for the Evo change the oil as soon as you get it.
Selénia Abarth 5w40, nothing else. The multiair is really sensitive.

sup

oh yo it's not an Essesse it's an Supersport Grande Punto
I like the Grande more than the Evo except for the rear lights

but muh emotional value to the yellow one

>but muh emotional value to the yellow one
Yeah, I can understand that.
But then again, it's an upgrade...

>Punto GT

This is /your/ song, it's a national monument in Italy because it caught the essence of what means being a Punto GT owner, also it tells about the long gone ricing scene in Italy.

The original video has been lost, this is a remake but the song is the very same.

If you're not Italian you won't get the main reference, that is this: youtube.com/watch?v=xwMokUKM6A0

Enjoy: youtube.com/watch?v=5wZRD7-l-xA

I'm going to write the lyrics and the english translation. Hold on.

I wish I had a fucking mint Punto GT or a Turbo I.E. Their value is skyrocketing nowadays.

>Dragon Ball GT
>La Punto GT

true. My dad came in a few days ago into my room and asked "so son when are you buying the new Punto? It looked pretty good."
what a moment lel

mile grazie caro amico

Italians really are just Brazilians who are good at cooking, aren't they?

It's great, believe me.

streamable.com/75kie

Italian lyrics:

[LA PUNTO GT]

>Io lo so, comprerò
una macchina strana
e il figo poi farò

>Ecco qua
con i vestri oscurati
aerografata già

[LA PUNTO GT]

>Il volante, prepotente
20 Arbre magique
dall'odore potente

>Se mi va, carico una ragazza
sgommo in piazza e ci sta

>Se in piazza poi t'incontro
ecco inizia il nostro scontro lo sai

>Mi attacco al tuo culo
ti sorpasso, vedi il fumo!

>La punto GT, giro tutto il dì
non c'è un'auto più figa di così

>La mia punto blu
puoi notarla più
che c'hai il clacson di [INCOMPRENSIBILE]

>La punto GT
lo stereo col CD
c'ho il pannello che pompa forte il beat

>La punto chissà
che velocità
con il neon tipo supercar

>Ci giro tutto il di

[LA PUNTO GT, LA PUNTO GT]

>Ci faccio garà si

[LA PUNTO GT, LA PUNTO GT]

>Guarda laggiù
La vedi la mia punto blu?

>Purtroppo lo sai...non raggiungerai

[NO, NO!]

>La punto GT
Giro tutto il dì

>Non c'è un'auto più figa di così

>La mia punto blu
Puoi notarla più
che c'hai il clacson di [INCOMPRENSIBILE]

>La punto GT
Lo stereo col CD
c'ho il pannello che pompa forte il beat

>La punto chissà
che velocità
con il neon tipo supercar

>Ci giro tutto il di
E faccio garà si...

I have a Ritmo 2 Abarth rotting in my garage. It's technically my uncle's so I can't do shit. Parts are rare and expensive, and not worth it in the long run since it's a souped up shitbox.
Heartbreaking desu.

wrong
I believe

Fucking hell, that sounds great.

Shame. Those cars are pretty rare nowadays.

reporting in

Shit I fucked up with the quotes and there's an error here:

>Se in piazza poi t'incontro

correction:

>Se in strada poi t'incontro.

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English translation:

>I know, l will buy
>a strange car, and I'll act as a cool guy

>Here you go
>with tinted windows
>already airbrushed, yeah

[LA PUNTO GT]

>When driving, overbearing
>20 Arbre magique
>with a powerful smell

>If I feel like, I pick up a girl in my car
>drop a skid in the square and she's wet

>If I meet you on the road
>here begins our fight and you know it

>I stick to your ass
>I overtake and you see the smoke!

>La Punto GT, I'm driving all the day
>there isn't a car cooler than that

>My blue Punto
>you can notice it
>with the horn of [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

>La Punto GT
>the stereo with CD
>I have the panel that loudly pumps the beat

>La Punto who knows
>what speed
>with the neon like Supercar (note: KITT from Knight Rider)

>I drive her all the day...

[LA PUNTO GT, LA PUNTO GT]

>I race her, yeah...

[LA PUNTO GT, LA PUNTO GT]

>Look down there
>do you see my blue Punto?

>Unfortunately you know...you'll never reach her

[NO, NO!]

>La Punto GT, I'm driving all the day
>there isn't a car cooler than that

>My blue Punto
>you can notice it
>with the horn of [UNINTELLIGIBLE]

>La Punto GT
>the stereo with CD
>I have the panel that loudly pumps the beat

>La Punto who knows
>what speed
>with the neon like Supercar (note: KITT from Knight Rider)

>I drive her all the day...

[LA PUNTO GT, LA PUNTO GT]

>I race her, yeah...

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This is it. It loses the magic of all the rhymes, though.

yee
nice

You can send her to Abarth, in Italy, and have her restored and certified as a classic Abarth.

Don't know the costs but you can ask them a quotation.

abarthclassiche.com/en_WW/certification

abarthclassiche.com/en_WW/restoration

sick jams

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I wish I could but it's not really mine. I want a C4 Vette desu

qts

>I want a C4 Corvette
>in place of a sick Ritmo Abarth

user, I...

kys pham

The sound of an Italian twincam engine (especially the Alfa Romeo bialbero) always make my dick rock hard.

>vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=BxXnI5RxePs

it's a meme 4 banger. my family are gearheads and keep these autobianchis and zastava 750s in parts, while I never turned a wrench and like big guy cars kek

Anyone here from Trieste? I'm visiting for a month and it would be dope to me some Italian Veeky Forumstists im from America btw

>worst corvette
burh

kek

that's how it happened
was very nice

also here's the AGP
not a fan of the olor kit but eh
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So it's a AGP. I like it. Always liked it better than the APE, actually.
As for the colour, it's Grigio Campovolo like mine. But yeah, those red accents don't look that good on that colour.

Dem Sabelts look hot too.

>angry bee sounds
youtube.com/watch?v=0IXFa4t-sKc

the Tail ights of the APE are hot AF
ye I dislike red in general, but seriously what were they thinking lmao grey and red is just wrong.
if I would get it I would get everything red just either white or black, or completely wrap the car in black with green accents (that what's currently red)
or just go for
suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/abarth-grande-punto-1-4-16v-turbo-1-hand-remscheid/253889710.html?action=parkItem
but it's just not the same prestige as having the "special" 180 HP version, know what I mean?

Who /APE PIAGGIO/ here?

Is literally something Piaggio can't do?

>Vespa (trad. Wasp)
>Ape (trad. Bee)

That grey looks good without any decals, actually. I've been thinking about stripping everything of mine but the bonnet/roof stripes are one of those elements that make the """speshul edition."""

ye
best vehicle

>without
boring dude
going full monster energy on it would be the shit
i love green

Ayy lmao

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youtube.com/watch?v=1Ztg-B6v6rQ

the madmen

I thought about an Alitalia livery.That would look amazing, desu.

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M U H

D I C K

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omg

ridedge.it/prodotto/kit-completo-gpa-abarth-martini-racing/

AYY LMAO

>would buy

I feel like this car could secretly be twingo

>Panda 4x4 Martini larping as a Delta
Holy shit, is this a thing? I'm hard.

Could it be the definitive shitbox ever?

That's a Mexican as fuck Ferrarino you just posted amigo.

AYY LMAO

kek, someone thought about it first, which isn't that surprising :^)

The Martini livery is a bit overused tho.

LOL, what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=e37Trisy1k4

>mid engine Panda 4x4 Rally car
>made by Abarth

Just imagine the possibilities

>meanwhile in Brazil

youtube.com/watch?v=pnrdvUPG41g

youtube.com/watch?v=k0fZYng4dsw

>dat fucking hillclimb

Today i bought an Alfa Romeo 33 in mint conditions, the sound of that boxer engine is amazing!

The first video.
Also they all seem to be stock or near stock vehicles and this amazes me.

Also FWD.

Noice, always liked the 33.

>Also FWD.
with locker diff tho

Not those Unos, though.

My grandfather used to have a 145 - which in the pre restyling version had the Alfa 33 engines - with a 1.3 boxer that sounded so deep at low revs and like a roaring beast up to 7000 rpm.

youtube.com/watch?v=hIryi5apYwg

You did good.

UMA
M
A

>handling 1/10
Nope, that'd be a 11/10

ye

youtube.com/watch?v=hPp4jjKksZ0

LOL

>Noice, always liked the 33.

They are so cheap right now, i think the quotations will boost up like they did for the 75's (Milano on US market).

breaking news: gm btfo

too bad they had to put inline fours on the latter version and killed the Alfa Boxer lineage forever

>COMO ESTOU DIRIGINDU

lmao

>tfw my father brough me home from the hospital in a 33 sport wagon when I was born

It was dark green, he sold it like 2 years after.

Also

ULTRA RARE

good night fellas

The 33 is underrated and rare, but the Q4 models are extremely rare and fucking goat. Recaro seats included.
>pic unrelated

>Q4
I meant the Permanent 4 (the AWD)

damn i really need those dial rims on my 33

Top tier rims, look for them searching Alfa Romeo speedline rims

those are the original rims of the cloverleaf and Q4 version, the one posted by are Ronal A1's according to google

Possible but the original on the Alfa were either Speedline or the Zender Milano (pic related) in this case with 4 studs instead of 5.

Forgot picture

bump :v)

So, are pasta bikes welcome? I ride an aprilia to commute to my uni, they are pretty fuggin reliable

sure why not shivvy

You should try to find a red one. The red with golden esseesses are sex.

I'm the faggot with the backyard of rotting who wants a C4.
I own an Aprilia Shiver 750 and a Benelli tNt 1250

>tfw italian fags conviced me to buy beretta shotgun to go with my shitbox

>not a Benelli
why

youtu.be/oD1NstnBApI?list=FL-2_pjBJ1InEfXlV6kRukqw&t=793

my fucking dick

I thought these threads are about acting like the shit that the niggers in Cassino cobble together is reliable.

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Fuck off nig.

fuck I can't let this thread die until I made up my mind