Tell me about Scotty! Why does he wear the glasses?

Tell me about Scotty! Why does he wear the glasses?

He wears the fucking glasses to protect women from losing their virginity from just his gaze.

he got his eyeballs tattooed back in nam

my theory is that he is a pothead and doesnt like eyedrops
just listen to his rambling shit
mumbles half the time
i swear ive seen a bit of drool come out of his face a few timestoo

This, he looks stoned as fuck.

He's got prescription overlays on his glasses.

So that it will be harder to recognize him once he shoots up a Mercedes dealer

FPBP

literally who?

Get out newfag

Yeah get out and stay out

underrated

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nice tits

>scotty has been fucking his doppelganger for decades
truly an inspiration

not t bad 2bqh

At least he isn't fucking his sister

you think the sunglasses are your ally
but you merely put them on
I was born with them
molded by them
i haven't seen the unadulterated sun since the early seventies
and back then it was
BLINDING!

>implying scotty can resist any poon
i have bad news for you

She looks 40 not 60, not bad

>Revealing a personal secret

No one cared about Scotty 'till he put on the glasses

>tfw was marking benzfags butthurt part of your plan?

but, literally, who is he? literally?

Mechanic that does YouTube informative and fun to watch search for Scotty Kilmer

Help
My revs arent dropping and I see this creature on my tach
what do i do?

you have no choice but to scream numerically and then chant
REV UP YOUR ENGINES
only then will your rev abduction be cured

I would put my benis into her vageen, ifunowatimsaiy3n

He doesn't want people to know he has a side gig being Geddy Lee from Rush.

bitch lasagna

desu im pretty sure he has cataracts and those things are ugly as fuck to look at. also his video comments would become 50% "whats with your eyes" 25% "i hope you get those fixed soon" and the last 25% would be the normal bootlicking and autistic benzfags screecking

>rev up your engine boy! this old geezer is gonna show you some few tricks with his slightly modified civic
what do

>i swear ive seen a bit of drool come out of his face a few timestoo

He's spitting all the fucking time, GIF related

are they related?

Or perhaps hes wondering why you would shoot a car before throwing it out of a plane...

Was getting scanned for trouble codes PART of your plan?

Dr. Kilmer refused our Mercedes in favor of a Celica...We need to find out what he's told you about the lugnuts

Protip: The longer you live together the more you gain similarities.
But that got so rare nowadays because most couples fizzle out at a couple months and go fuck others instead of sticking together for literal DECADES

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He’a a XL crossover

He is the abyss that stares back

>mommy.jpg

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

They start acting like each other, not looking like each other

but

who is he?

>show you some few tricks with his slightly modified civic
a few simple mods

>inb4 furry version of Scott
It will kill this thread. :^)

havent seen it

This guy taught me how to replace my timing belt, distributor, battery, tires, coolant, & oil and I don't even own a car nor can I drive stick

WHO ARE YOU?
WHO? WHO?
WHO? WHO?


>I really wanna know

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why does he always wear black?
does he support isil?

That’s not true, buddy. When I picked up my Filipino mail-order bride from that shipping container in Oakland she was as skinny as a twig. Now, 15 years later, I’ve lost 40 pounds and she’s gained 90 pounds, making us both be 200 pounds.

>obvious banepost goes unrecognized
fuck this gay earth

RIP this thread

scotty kilmer is subbed to him on that furry account WTF LOL

good god im screaming

newfag retard

That fucking filename.

Long time ago, Scotty used to follow most of his subscribers by resubscribing to them as a "thanks" for supporting his channel.

it makes it less obvious to see that he's reading his lines.

maybe...

He looks like Hilary Clinton