Alliance master race Edition
>Server Homepage
elysium-project.org
>Guild:
ELYSIUM PvP
Alliance guild:
(recruits outside of Veeky Forums for raids)
Horde guild:
(pure vg only)
/who "guild name", whisper anyone!
>Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org
>Addons
forum.elysium-project.org
>Leveling Guide
docs.google.com
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first for kill all dindus
I need a name for an orc shaman.
Transpecific
>MoH on such a suicide watch that they have to gank poor Dindus so much that the server crashes
What must be going on through their heads
>Your auction of Flask of Supreme Power has sold
MoH=angry cucks mad that DoN runs this thread now, and I PRO MLG Mountain Dew sponsored warlock of nostalrius has returned to my old self and am BTFO'ing the angry newfag trannys err day and err night
>take a quick glance at /elyg/ before logging in
h-haha I didn't plan on leveling anyways I guess I can go solo WC for some cash or something, level 40 soon after all
>Just hearing the music makes me depressed
alex...
What happened to him? :(
>was LITERALLY about to turn in a quest and level up
>server crashes and now I'm sure that I have to walk all the way back
God fucking damnit I hate this shit so much
Blame warmane shills ddossing
...
he realized he's a failure
Wow, Elysium's servers go down everyday. Warmane must really have it in for them.
>Alex talking about how he might be screwed if official servers are released because bigger streamers will be on it as well
why watch me when you could watch someone else?
- Alexensual, 26/07/2017
>thanks for taking us out to lunch, user. what race/class did you say you played again?
H-Human female warlock...
TAUREN
WARRIOR
BIG BULL COCK
human female warlock, im very cute!
orc rogue
>still down
we left kronos for this?
are you me?
except I dont think im very cute...
n-night elf marksman hunter female.
I would be nearing level 30 right about now.
Cheer up miss anime.
This whole thing has literally broken Alex.
*SLAMS DESK*
>set alarm for midnight last night so i can level with comfy weather
>server is down
>set alarm for midnight tonight so i can level in comfy weather
>server is down
What in the literal fuck is happening?
Reeeeeeeee
>felmyst dies
>ely devs unban you in order to cash in and get more advertisement
>re-roll with other youtube Gods
>Memecuck starts power leveling you
>server dies
>snap
Get help Alex, the longer you abuse alcohol the harder it gets to fix your problems.
retail vanilla servers when?
*SLAMS DESK EVEN HARDER*
I dont even know why hes slamming at this point
announcement coming at this blizzcon
*coughs up blood*
I agree, Alex you should set up a psych apt and get on a long acting benzo,you may have to try out a few SSRIs first but just say they are not working and eventually you will get a benzon script, or take a Xanax, go in, say you are dependent and have been self medicating and want to be on a stable dose, taking the Xanax is just a security precaution in case they drug test you tinay sure. Good think about the longer acting benzos is you feel a subtle buzz 24/7 and are always relaxed, plus when you do drink, 1 drink feels like 3 so you save money/beer that way! It's a win/win
Human priest
>still down
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW ITS DOWN!?!
Dont reply to me ever again you fucking degenerate
>tfw no young teen blondes to flirt with
Calm your tits that pic is like a year old, just trying to give Alex some solid advice, I think a long acting benzo would be good for him.
*slams through desk*
Waiting for him to break something and waste a couple hundred bucks
>drunk Alex is actually a saint
>i dont think I have been the same person since Nost shut down
was so ready to play with my bro
first time we were gonna play in months
and now this.
...
make sure to say "self-harm"
>kicked out of his house
>realised his degree is worthless and now he's working as a dish washer
>had all of his accounts hacked on gummy launch
>then gummy launch flopped
>had to come crawling back to elysium after hating on it for months
>realised his hopes of becoming a streamer on felmyst were crushed and he's a laughing stock on elysium
>now he's stuck getting drunk and crying on stream about his life as all he does is wash dishes and play a 12 year old MMO filled with chinks and retarded russians
lol nice server fags
up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
except for the parts about streaming and getting hacked this is pretty much my life
confirmed
>server rolls back
>have to kill duskwood elites again
FUCK OFF SOMEONE PLS HELP ME
>that first sip of the day
Why is there a muddy turd in that glass of vodka?
Flavour
What is this sorcery!?
It was the refraction of the USB cable for my keyboard and mouse through the glass. I can go and take pics of my shit if you want though
Why is /ourguy/ playing on Alliance?
is the server really going to be down for an hour?
Don't know why anyone would play horde on private servers. It attracts the most fucking retarded subhuman third worlders on the planet.
no.
three hours
Idk man, whenever I roll Alliance on a private server I run into more Americans than on Horde :^)
axaxaxax
>up
>get into AV for a quick farm
>lotus in neutral GY
>mfw 13 fucking people converge on it
terrible luck, I had a clean second on the other ally behind me
Its not even funny anymore, its just sad.
>server comes back up
>goes down again minutes later
Rolling on this server again was a fucking mistake.
Its okay, Alex, it'll be better...
Gummy...... Gummy.......
I can't take it anymore! I'm tired of classic.....
GUMMMMMYYYYYYYY SAVE US!
I don't know what to do anymore! Elysium is a laggy slavshit server and i hate it!
I'm gonna explode if this keeps up, bros.
IM GOING TO SLAM MY FUCKING DESK SOME MORE
its up
I'd even play on his private private server with 20 people at this point....
wew my desk is safe
Is there a list of the best weapons for each level for warriors?
You've gotta be kidding me.
what?
Why would you ever need something like that?
the only mandatory weapons are WW Axe as early as possible from lvl 30 and as soon as you ding 51 queue AV til you get the Icebarb Spear.
The rest just go with quest rewards and what you can find in dungeons
so that leveling this warrior makes me want to cringe and kill myself at least slightly less?
alright thx
Thinking of rolling on Alliance lads, maybe a Priest or Paladin. What race/class should I make? Is it fun? Are people still leveling?
Depends on what you want to do at end-game.
yeah do you wanna heal, or do you wanna heal?
Not planning on hitting 60 2bh lads.
Then play paladin. More enjoyable to level than a priest.
so why are you even asking what you should make, it literally does not matter then
>Cookie drops a Tenderizer
>*slams desk*
This guy needs help. The guy running him is talking to him like if he was a nine year old.
Fair enough, thanks lads.
Has anyone ever made friends playing WoW private servers? Or is everyone playing just like posters ITT...
People befriend eachother, yes. Just join a guild
if you ever find out teach me the secret
Reeeee?
>gummy's goes down
>decide to come back to elysium since the first month of launch
>first day of leveling there's been 4 roll backs and crashes
I see not much has changed
should i level a mage or a shaman?
whats more fun?
It depends if you want to wear a pretty dress and kill things or wear a pretty dress and heal things.