Accident general

>be right now
>some lady drove into a ditch
>waiting with my dad till they get her out

give me stories of accidents u witnessed ITT. i’m very bored

>sitting in the backseat
>light turns green, guy in old a4 books it
>someone ran a red at 80mph(prob)
>t bones the fuck out of the audi
>Audi proceeds to flip in the air and do barrel rolls 3x
>lands perfectly on its wheels
>middle aged man gets out of the Audi
>i...i'm okay...feints.

U a Veeky Forums addict? This is what you do at an accident? Your father must be proud.

>*chuckles* that show that pesky 4channer what for...

>Be me
>7 year old autist with gameboy
>sitting in center seat of center row in our suburban
>like sitting there because its comfy and only has a lap belt
>traffic starts moving at light
>person in front moves and suddenly stops
>dad isnt paying attention and hits woman in front
>hit face on center console and lose gameboy somewhere in the car
>dads pissed and other chick drives off after seeing almost nothing happened to her car
>our suburban had a busted trans cooler, radiator and condenser with police getting info and getting a proper tow truck for our 4x4
>crying because i lost the gameboy and could give half a shit about hitting my face on the center console

well my dad had it under control and i didn’t bring a jacket cause i didn’t know i’d get in that situation, so i was doing nothing but being cold. why does it matter anyways?youre here aren’t you?

Those trucks are trash literally everything cooling is in the very front. You hit the front and its gg you aint going home anytime soon.

Today a neighbor yelled at me because I got too close to his car as he was backing out of his driveway. That's the closest thing to an accident I've been in.

how long you been driving?

checkd

I'll tell you the story of my first and only crash.
>Be me
>Leaving friends house, I go full retard and think "Oh I'm gonna go fast outta hear and make a quick turn down this street
>Oh shit understeer is a thing I forgot
>Pop the curb and hit a tree going 30
>Friend sees it happen and he comes over to see if I was okay
>Car still runs, back outta tree and get the fuck outta there
>Took back roads home, see police driving near the scene of the accident, probably thought it was a drunk driver who hit the tree
>Get home and freak out for a bit
>Fix what I can on the car, still driving it today
Now I know not to be a fucking tard, still hate myself for being an idiot like that

*Here
God I can't even spell tonight

>driving girlfriends car
>some lady rear ends us
>she’s freaking out cause her trombone in the truck
>go to open it
>”babe it won’t open”
>oh it’s going to open
>open trunk
>shatter rear windows

In reality she said “babe don’t open it”
That’s how I totaled my first car

5 years. I don't drive much, haven't driven in 4 months.

>driving round some back roads with the wife because it was a nice day so what the hell
>only wide enough for one car in most places
>going along a straight section, and all of a sudden a farmer appears from round the bend at the other end
>start slowing down
>the farmer just keeps coming, he's obviously expecting me to stop and let him pass despite there being no room for me to do so
>hit the brakes properly now because the dude is still not slowing down
>slide a bit on some loose gravel, but manage to come to a stop
>guy just keeps coming and goes straight into me, obviously not paying attention or realising far too late that there's nowhere for me to go
>nobody is hurt but the front end of my car is such a mess that it's written off

He said afterwards that he was in a rush to get to his fields because it was lambing season. Had to settle for 50/50 liability because it was a back road and there were no independent witnesses.

>today
>going home
>pulling out of neighborhood because shortcut
>cop lights to the left but don't see actual cop bc tree line
>probablynothing.html
>turn right to go home
Backstory: I see a shit ton of ferraris and Audi r8s on this road because of how windy it is
>also it's raining
>fucker wrapped his shitbox around a tree in a swamp on the right
>fire truck blocking road, line of cars behind me
>go to side of road
>see paramedics pry the dude out of the car
90% sure I saw a dead guy today

*windey

Not really an accident but this happened to me on Monday
>driving to work in gm shitbox
>turning right at busy intersection
>car makes a loud noise, drops a foot, and stops
>dead in the middle of the road
>hazards
>shift into park
>car screams
>shift into neutral
>get out in the middle of the intersection
>people yelling at me as they drive by
>try to figure out what happened
>fucking wheel just popped off
I towed it to a mechanic and they estimated repairs would cost half as much as I paid for the fucking thing. Apparently the guy I bought it from did some work on it at one point and didn't put everything back together right.

Everything you did and posted is about you. Most people are not this narcissistic. Most people help people in an accident and or their dad, talk to the police as a witness, etc. but you can't be bothered with anything not about you, and need the attention to be about you...sad really.

>sitting at red light
>car next to me suddenly lurches forwards and rear-ends the car in front of him
>he buries his face in hands
>the driver of car that was rear-ended doesn't make any indication she noticed anything
>light turns green
>the car that was rear-ended drives off while the guy sits there confused

Saw IRL a head-on collision of Daewoo Matiz and VW Polo sedan (or how do you call it).

Matiz, surprisingly, held up well (even with rollover), driver of it had only scratch from steering wheel on head and torn pants...
But Polo driver had zero (0) injuries.
Accident happened on intersection with traffic light, Polo driver was driving on flashing green, and Matiz driver was driving on turning off red.
Speeds around 60 kph (polo) and 30 kph (matiz).

Jeez, where did you get your psychology degree?

Where else are you gonna put a fuckin radiator?

Soooo, were they aiming for the idiot sitting in a fold-out chair on the side of a road and then over corrected or what?

Fresh fruit juices

One accident and one weird:
Weird:
>Be a couple weeks ago
>driving into my neighborhood
>see 90s camry (gold, because why wouldn't it be) pulled unceremoniously in the way of the gate
>slip around, as I pull aside and see past the hood
>flames licking the bottom of the hood
>lol shit
>ask if they're alright (they're dumb looking high school girls, so obviously they say they're fine)
>drive to my house, grab a bucket, fill it with water, drive back
>flames are like two feet high by now
>fuck
>dump water on it, flames shrink but don't die down
>people are starting to surround this burning carmy by now
>help their uncle or family friend or whoever the fuck this coked up dude is put the flames out
>they come back twice before we finally drench the live wire enough
>firemen show up
>cool dudes
everythingwentbetterthanexpectedexceptthatthesepoormexicangirlsarebrokeasfuckandwithoutacarnow.jpg
Accident:
>chilling in the pickup line at the airport, waiting to get let through by the crossing guard
>guard waves us through
>start to creep forward
>suddenly looming wall of truck
>lay on the horn
>scrunch
goddamnit
>mirror gets bent back and dragged along the fender of this tundra
>huge gash in the paintwork of the truck
>look at this idiot lady in amazement
>she's gesturing at me like it's my fault
>I literally didn't turn the wheel during this engagement, she tried to switch lanes from a standstill in a crowded area and just didn't consider the possibility that a small car might be hidden under her enormous retard truck's hoodline
>drive off because this bitch isn't worth my time
fuck the police

>waiting at red light
>People cross
>Car swerves into oncoming lane at high speed, runs red light, hits two people
>They fly around
>1 died in the hospital

He said it was a green light. I hope my statement gives him jail time.

>driving home from movies with 2 friends
>movie was in the city
>i was a suburb babby and didnt know the expressway yet
>all of our phones were dead and my dad took my car charger out of the car for no reason
>depending entirely on written instructions from my buddy's cousin
>"user I think we missed our exit"
>look
>"no it's the next one"
>proceed to almost miss the correct one anyway
>fucking floor is and practically rip the steering wheel out of the car turning right across 2 lanes in front of traffic
>go into a ditch along the exit and then up a steep hill at like a 50 degree angle going 75mph in my 2007 Buick Lucerne
>ascend the hill and get onto the road
>my friend who was asleep in the back seat nearly pisses himself waking up during this
>continue on home like nothing happened
>nothing that 19 year old me could discern as being wrong with my car

Nearly got slammed by a pack of cars and then could potentially have broken an axle or something. But everything ended up turning out fine.

>she had no injuries
>we couldn’t pull the car out of the ditch
>the police took 30 minutes to arrive
>why would i stand outside? makes no sense. she was inside her car fine and it was raining.
>police show up
>my dad has more experience with cops than i did, we rode in the same car so our testimony wouldn’t be different
>it’s ok if you’re retarded just keep your mouth shut so people don’t see it

that’s the lady. she wanted to sit in her car but she had to keep the door open and didn’t want her arm to get tired cause it was at an angle.