/eog/ EVE Online General

>>>mjd rattlesnakes are virtually uncatchable unless you're retarded
>More like you're retarded
They are impossible to catch. You enter the room and they mjd 100km off, scoop drones and warp to one of 12 astrahauses

You could, you know, use a cloaky ship you brainlet.

>hek

>h*k

>all eve fights are in eutz

>cloak

You can't enter the site cloaked you moron

zkillboard.com/kill/63706445/

>shit dps and massive tank, that's surely the way to go for solo pvp, I saw it in a video

>roam solo
>get dropped

>Soloing in anything bigger than a cruiser in the lul caps meta

>it's the massive retard shitposting about sleips while still not providing his certificated organic elite fit

Same memes, same pictures, same bait... this place is dead

still one of my favorite pictures

>It's that guy who thinks I said the sleipnir is good for solo

Sleipnir is a horse with 8 legs.

>haha i was actually thinking about totally differrent thing haha i memed u

>shit on your fit and the ship itself
>yeah? well post your own sleipnir fit

>lolsec Keepstar

eric argument

Can someone post an arty vagabond fit please?

Are these the rats that lead to the Blood Raider Shipyard? Or is it only the ones with blue names?

vexor fit for killing fast/stronk frigates or other annoying ships?

It's a hauler spawn. Drops minerals and sometimes meta mining mods. If you can ship it out it's dank because the group can carry 100M+ worth of minerals.

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Fit for Megathron Federate Issue please?

Cant find anything in webbs

Entity pls go

Goon Dread fleet in Sakht

>skill injectors are up to 803m

Wew lad time to make another 10 accounts

zkillboard.com/kill/63708808/

>why won't GOTG fight us?
>TEST runs away when we undock Machs
>they get caught and DUMPSTERED trying to escape back to their fort
What now TESTcucks? Looks like you got BTFO and had to run back home. Nice kitchensink fleet you had there, can't even form a real doctrine. And what happened to your cap fleet? Did they already evacuate to lowsec? You lost half the caps you dropped today, next time it's gonna be all of them

what what happened?

LOL I don't even know what happened but I can guess given how fucking retarded TEST is.

>test comes to gotg staging in mixed mael/nightmare fleet
>sits on gate for 5 minutes
>smugs in local and runs away
>we catch them on a gate and drop our fleet
>test loses 20b
evf-eve.com/services/brcat/?s=1312&b=7661970&e=160&t=uvb

reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/6pqdx2/darkness_cucked_in_their_own_staging/

test is redefining retarded

holy shit lol

good job, fuck TEST

>Hey guys those SNUFF/PM nightmares seem OP
>Lets make a meta/T2 version
>WTF HOW DID WE ALL DIE WE COULDN'T HIT ANYTHING!? AND WE HAD TO GET REALLY CLOSE!

Jesus Christ.

>reddit drama

can reddit do anything right?

>visiting reddit
>ever

Pretty amazing. Having camped in both alliances' space, I can confirm that usually TEST is much much smarter than PH/darkness drones. Though I guess it's all relative lmao fucking redditors

>TEST gets dropped on after premature smugposting
>"b-but it was fun, so we still win"

>if you kill your enemies, they win

TEST confirmed literal cuck alliance of EVE.

will test alliance ever shut the fuck up

/pol/ pls

I dropped /pol/ like a month ago because could not stand all the trash talk and crap threads

american election destroyed the board

You fucking what? Have you ever been in a w-space anomaly?

no cuz TEST is either talking or sucking fat cock, literally our only 2 options

>It was her turn!

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having recently tried FCing with horde, it seems that there's a strangely high amount of competent people, but even counting them the average is still fucking awful
80% of the corp is people that would fit light missile drakes with a small shield booster and lose it in high sec to rats if they hadnt heard about horde first
luckily even the most retarded of people can find the f1 key

give me an armor drake fit

no

>still no cyclone buff

how fucked up do you want your shit?

Memetic but useful

I gotchu senpai

>drake
>useful

>Pyfa

better than eft

>better than eft

>don't join GOTG
>they're renter tier
>they only have space because they paid off NCPL
>tfw your coalition unites the north, crushes both
TRI and TEST and has Horde as backup when needed

>anime

>eve-central.com/home/quicklook.html?typeid=44992

zkillboard.com/kill/63711228/

epic xd

>haha look at me
thank god squiz turns that shit to 0

can someone move an orca for me?

sure where you at?

yes, contract it to Zira Zira

ccp needs to make money, and in turn people who invest money for plex get lots of isk, win win, f2p losers don't apply.

sent. pls move it to jita

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>"I fucking hate this game"
>"Why?"
>"I just lost an Orca"
>"How?"
>"I tried to move it from Jita into null"

>Solo gating a dreadnought through lowsec

zkillboard.com/kill/63709665/
poors baka

think scamming people with courier contracts to a citadel is a good idea?

Honestly, I just want to enjoy the PvE content that CCP prepared, do industry stuff, and run DED sites because that's what I find fun. Maybe some small gang PvP in between.
Instead I have to deal with some pointless conflict of I don't even know what we're fighting over.
Seriously what is this war about, all I hear is some silly narrative about Sort that doesn't actually make any sense and TEST jerking it to "winnning an isk war" and acting surprised that a coalition forms like a coalition when you poke them.

It's just TEST being loud and retarded.
Last battle they fapped to being isk positive despite the BR updating to show they were several billion down.
This time they fapped to GOTG being too chicken to form and then got dropped on 5 minutes later.

>"that was my last attempt at living in null" written in the local chat
>zkill shows how he somehow lost 5 ratting ships in a week
>he also lost his tayra to war targets, moving what's probably most of his isk

link

>nightmare

Normal cynos need to have a spin-up time of a minute. That way, engaging a target inside their capital umbrella isn't instant death if you can't cyno jam them.

As someone who hates cynos I think they just need to make Cyno Inhibitors not fucking useless.

Definitely gonna need a link

step in the right direction, but there are plenty of retarded brick ships that can always survive 1 minute, and it doesn't address the issue on the side of the ship doing the jumping, since that part will still be instant and not cancellable

this is needed as well as jump drive/cyno fixes

Do you pay sub?

>no

>undock rorqs
>start mining
>can't decide what anime to watch
>annoyingintelbotsound.wav
>tab back to EVE
>bullies in local
>frantically recall drones
>log in my cyno alt
>it's a rapier because CCP outlawed cynos on tanky ships
>only 50k EHP
>make sure it's in the right fleet and charge cyno
>60 seconds remaining
>they blow up one depot before it's reinforced
>inhibitor starts anchoring
>rapier hits hull
>activate 2 minute PANIC (thanks noobman)
>cyno is fully charged and my fax jumps through
>5 seconds until the next ship can go through
>rapier explodes
>they pod my cyno alt
>inhibitor is online
>there's no help coming
>lose 3 rorqs and my fax before the subcap fleet arrives
>bullies escape back to wspace and roll the hole they came through