Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>lumi will cast the main event as an "analyst" caster

>t. starcraft cuck trying to shill on dotards

post laughing bulldogs in preparation for TI

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>cap and godz will not cast main event
N E P O T I S M

Just you wait, InControl will be hosting a Major next year.

he will anal-yze my DICK

Pugnabro will bring us a quality model and then someone can rig it in game and someone could commission a VA to do her and THEN we would have a loli hero.

That or we beg Valve for another year.

miracle plays with legacy hotkeys

>the g-game is alive
>N-NO its dead

It's a zombie.

All those playercounts?

Thirdies

Remember that due to increasing % of peruvians on USE and ruskies on EUW, those stable number are actually representing the death of firsties.

Items on number keys, quickcast for 4 items on mouse.
Unit selection groups on ZXCV
QWERDF for skills
Taunt on B
chatwheel spam on G

If you want to save space quickcast is a must. Put alt+hotkey for normal casting.

yeah thats a good thing you pedo faggot

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>cap will not be on main stage
thank fucking god
having lumi and not merlini is absolute bullshit though

what's the point of these discussions

>Designating a good hotkey spot for taunting
Why?

Good. The white man need not waste his time on such trivialities as competitive video games

Is bulldog alt-right? He uses "cuck" and other /pol/ catchphrases.

let me guess
LD will be casting finals
also
>hating cap
fuck you

he just likes memes

To remind the gulag that mass numbers of players are actually mass numbers of thirdies and not whites.

No. He appeals to his underage fanbase for bigger amount of donations.

>When you get invited to TI despite having less game sense than others and mostly playing other games

How does he do it

>not waging psychological warfare spamming taunt and tilting your enemy.

how are supports in 5k SO FUCKING BAD

>oct 26

why did we die before all the other games

T E A E Y E W I N N E R (c)

Winning TI before TI4 is like winning the special Olympics

>spending money on a f2p game

winning any other TI besides 4,6, and 7 is basically worthless.

name three reasons cap is good that don't involve how he dresses

>chinks 7% of total playerbase
is this the real stat i thought they are billions
anyway dotards beat the last yr's prizepool so Valve will ignore this game for another year

@183905939
Fuming

Prize pools were irrelevant and competition was thus non existent prior to TI4

Are you just baiting or are you incapable of playing games that don't exhibit constant growth? Frankly, seeing the game have as many players with a much more casual and heavily marketed game of the same genre is kinda surprising.

>one of biggest mmr among casters (f not biggest)
>his hype casting is not as painful to listen to as that of OD pixel/LD
>he's not LD
there

He knows how to make a brand of himself. He also have a huge follower of underage kids and beta virgins. This is because of his discipline in streaming almost every day unlike most other retarded dota 2 pros that is so bad at branding. They just refuse to stream even though its free money. Bulldog was just autistic enough to do that and blew all the other competition away

add the different PWT servers

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I'm saying post ti3 TI's, besides ti5 are the only ones that matter.

TI5 had such a shockingly bad level of competition it's honestly worth less than ti4 despite the prize pool.

>play starcraft
>want to bansheerush
>opponent bans me from being able to train banshees before the match

>play civilisation
>want to build a bigass navy and control the sea
>the other players ban me from building ships before the match starts

>play caladooty
>just want to hang out, camp, and have comfy sniper gameplay
>enemy team bans me from using a scope before the match starts

>play overwatch
>want to play pharrah
>enemy team bans me from picking pharrah before the match starts

Daily reminder that the entire idea of Drafting and 'banning' is tedious, boring, time-wasting garbage and only exists because Valve is too talentless to balance their own game, and so outsources it to the playerbase.

kek

>not having disposable income

kek

Reminder that this is the company that let maut cast a LAN that matters's main event
They don't give a fuck about your favorites stop whining

post ending in 8 decides how we save dota 2.

i thought am and terror was op but i realized manta is the problem.
instead of hp illusions should have a attack count.
like each illusion has to be hit 6 times to die
that would make it stronger for weaker heroes and weaker for stronger heroes
there, balanced

Maut savior of Dota 2 confirmed

by removing invoker from the game

@183906259
O B S E S S E D

TP scroll is now free, no longer takes up an inventory space, can only be used to TP to base and takes 6 seconds and is cancelled by damage

remove forced 50

Loli Pugna Arcana

ban everyone, virus bomb twitch, watch advanced AI play for free ingame

by banning russians and implementing a "report" that puts bad players in their own queue for a week

7 decides my new steam avatar
must be qt, preferably 2d

F-FREE??

Good coaching system

hire icefrog again

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Why does my SF go shadow blade when we already have a riki on our team?

That's right, FREEE

by sending thirdies and non whites (pic also related) to the shadow realm

uuuuhhhhh

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Someone explain the whole Nahaz cahoot going on?

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permanent metamorphosis

isn't it 8 seconds in LoL? Or was intentionally a bait to out LoL players on d2g?

manta is fine, those 2 just have skills that illusions benefit from

>hungary
>nordic

>ex-yugo countries
>different in any meaningful way

Nahaz is going to shoot up ti panel live, mark my words

>Poland

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wat

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if by shoot up you mean write a new war and peace:dota casting edition on twitter then I agree

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how dare you question what varg says, are you jewish invoker pickers by any chance?

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STARBULLS WIN AGAIN

rng

No idea, I haven't played lol since I got a beta key in december 11

not really, but his fanbase is mostly 15 year old /pol/ posters.

Why are brood spammers so autistic?

>earthshaker and arc warden every game
this TI will be AMAZzzzzzzzz

seconded

the hero's playstyle is inherently antisocial like many autistic people