get in to your car

This
Fucking thots

How the fuck, my car doesn't even have a passenger seat.

And a time traveling one at that.

EJECTO SEATO CUZZZ

>c-c-could you please leave? I have to get to work.

grab my .45 and bam bam bam bitch

Call the police because someone I don't know is in my car which was locked. Like any rational person would do.

wow RAPE RAPE RAPE

>"Just a sec, m'lady"
>Pop hood
>Open hood
>Set off

Laugh.

don't have a HUH man

i get that reference

that's a very small dick
i'm sorry for you

I guess you wouldn't say the same if it was a furry animal, uh Mr. Cummy Paws? ;)

hurl her ass out my car

Long as they're in the suit you can't tell gender, fuck em and kick em to the curb

Watch this sweetie *accelerates and slams the brakes*

...

...

Tell her there's only two places to put her feet in my car: on the floor or in my mouth

Tell her to take off her shoes and socks and let me sniff and lick those toes and soles.

Pick up speed and break instantly that will get her to learn to lesson

content-aware scale her.

same

Immediately tie her down, put her in the trunk and drive to the nearest forest

I gotchu

Try desperately to make conversation while also politely asking her to get her feet off the dash and how/why she got in my car when the passenger door doesn’t open from the outside

Kick her out and sniff the seat

This tbqh.

THE ONLY correct answer atp

I laughed quite a bit

>two in the chest, one in the head

Threat neutralized.

Admire Land Rover.

fpbp

YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL

cuddle her

Why is she in the drivers seat? Where the fuck did the steering wheel go? Where did this white woman come from?

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?

open the other door and drag her out before i get a false rape accusation.

politely tell her to sit up and put her seatbelt on because I love her and want her to be safe

Get out of my car leech!

Hotwire an airbag.

Cops.

either i'm going to work or going home from work.
either which way i'd drive to my destination

>pinch myself
>wake up
>stare at ceiling
>try not to cry
>cry a lot bc lonely

My miata will never have balanced L/R weight distribution :(

>Spins out at 0.5 mph

You shouldnt put your feet on the dash. If the airbag goes off you'll be chewing on your toes

>L/R weight distribution
this hurts the most

Probably hurts more when you find out about preloading after all this time.

You mean your b.o.? You always have it.

think of it this way if you dont have a thot in your car then you get better gas mileage at least that helps when im driving alone
;^(

I would assume it is some kind of trap and freak out because this kind of shit never happens.

>he doesn't have a Mono Posto

Still no aero

>calling them rims
Gross.

...

They look nigger enough to be called rims, I think.

>fuck her good
>thot b-gone
>no need for greentext but I stopped caring awhile ago

Neck yourself you degenerate abomination faggot furry piece of shit.

apparently you're nigger enough to think calling them rims is acceptable

Stay btfo

Get your feet off the dash, sit up straight you're stretching the leather.

Nothing to be btfo about. Youre the faggot furry. Homosexuality and beastiality are an abomination of nature. Enjoy your rheamed out asshole because you can't figure out the correct thing to be attracted to.

Wonder who the fuck reinstalled my passenger seat.

>being this mad that I like pictures of anthropomorphic animals
Take your pills buddy

>The furfaggot is sperging again

Lol, how sad

>weeb squirming and sperging
It's been this way since the beginning of time and it will be this way til the end, they will never learn.

>The furfaggots actually sperged at that image

Lol enraging him is too easy lol

Am I hearing 0.25 mph?

Mmmmmmm keep it comin

I heard 0.1 mph this time.

Yes, give me another

Hmm 0.01 mph? If you say so.

He really looks like a soyboy, how disgusting

I don't see how you're holding the selfie stick

I don't even have to ask for more at this point, glorious

I just have my friends take the pics
>he doesn't have friends

So now you say 0.001 mph. I'd tell you to keep your story straight, but you couldn't even do that with your vehicle.

Kek, furfaggot BTFO

>he's still fucking replying
I don't even know what to say at this point, thank you for wasting your life on me though I really do appreciate it

All I heard was 0.0001 mph.

All I heard was I secretly am in love with a furry

>still replying after getting eternally btfo

Textbook projection, you don't see perfectly clear cut cases like this every day

>no you

Got it, you were thinking about furries so that's why you spun out at 0.00004 mph.

Won't stop replying to me you must love me, come out and say it already

Oh it wasn't furries that were on your mind but men while you were spinning out at 0.000001 mph.

>he's still replying
Brb going to the bar to get fucked up ill be back later

Even alcohol won't help you forget the 0.0000001 mph spin out.

too soon user. too soon.

It did til you reminded me :(
Jk we good :3c