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>What is Space Station 13?
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>New player guide
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>BYOND client
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>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
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>Test server
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>Public server list
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>How do I connect to the servers?
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>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
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>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
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First for AVADA

Solarious did nothing wrong.

Is packedstation as good as bus or taxi?

When did pomf get over a $100 a month?

ayyfus when?

It doesn't have the airflow problems those gimmick maps had, it's fine but it needs a player cap.

When sarosen got admin

It's like someone took Box, smooshed it down in all the wrong places, then added 2 layers of main around the whole thing
It looks kinda interesting but it could use some work. Doesn't really live up to the name I feel.

YES IT'S BETTER.

Deff > Box > Packed > Bus > Meta > Taxi

>/s
wew lad, nice subject

THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMING

CAN YOU FEEL IT?

Reporting for duty!

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3879&p=20846#p20846

>Saronsen manages to actually form sentences somehow

Nth for I love Jean! I want Jean to violate me!

I was thinking about either improving the pAI food synth to make it actual cooking instead of just a food spawner, or making something for engineering to sell excess power to centcomm.

Which sounds better?

>deff in front of anything that's not Meta

t. Duny

If you want it it's not violation

It's still horrible. It's an updated ministation

GHOST
WRITER

Sure. Couldn't hurt long as you test it.

the idea of someone doing this as they heal me genuinely bothers me

Wait, I thought donneger was only in trouble for permabrigging the Chaplin.

>putting someone in the brig for 22 minutes
>jacking up the timer whenever you can think of new ways to screw said person over

>mfw

those who take long to heal you in medbay? ahelp them for ERP, they're playing that game

I want to passionately kiss valkrie!

He does shit like that a lot. It's never bannable because he makes sure to not exceed space law but he's reaching as hard as he can to rake in the minutes and perma's to grief.

>making space drugs
>making ILLEGAL DRUGS

Commit the crime do the time fucktard.

>bug buh he's increasing it!

If you did some shit I find out about after you're in the brig, you still committed a crime. Stop bitching or go play TTT.

PM from Christianmin: Woah hey, that's a bannable issue my friend. Don't log out, we need to talk.

>He does shit like that a lot
One is a high number

>slap your genitals
>ice your genitals
lol what the absolute fuck

>hey, can you stick around?
>we need to talk

Does anyone get a sexual thrill from this?

Make one for AI these are fucking hilarious.

Pain is coming for you.

show me one (1) line in space law that forbids the making of space drugs or marks space drugs as contraband

I'm on my phone, and I can't be bothered

"Let's add it up

Petty theft (of the flash) = 3 minutes
+
Minor Assault (on the borg with the flash) = 6 minutes
+
Breaking and Entry (into tech storage) = 11 minutes
+
Sparking a Manhunt (he evaded us for a good 3-4 minutes and fought back) = 16 minutes
+
Insubordination (ignoring the cmo's requests to actually do his job SECOND ARREST FOR THIS) = 21 minutes
+
Possession of a Weapon (the flash, stuns are lethal under the SOP) = 28 minutes."

Sawbones for headmin

>Solarious

Today I will remind them.

Sawbones for permabanned

more like you are too gay to do so

>Total shitters don't follow the rules
WOW DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

We thought he waa getting better so slowly we stripped away the conditions.
We were wrong. It's time to fix it.

>flashing a borg is assault
>flashes are weapons

If I had any doubt that you didn't deserve a perma it's erased.

3 times in a couple days is a lot. It happened to me personally earlier in the month and the behavior is the same as other shitcurity sightings. He skates by cause he never griefs hard enough that something can be done about it.

Flashes are literally included in the "possession of a weapon" description under space law.

I'm getting really turned on

flashes are included as weapons in space law. Are you actually retarded?

>MrPain666 arises from his slumber
>Gazes upon the thread with a stern look
>Cracking his knuckles, he logs on the forum
>At the end of a lengthy wall of text, he passes judgement.
>Hail Solarious.
>Lifts the bans on Solarious and bans Mugumbe, then deadmins mustard

How big would the shitstorm be if pain upped the Solarium secban to a server permaban requiring a

G L O W I N G

Recommendation?

The bigger issue is that scientists, security, engineers, and heads have access to flashes and they're only useful on shitter silicons and literal retards with no eye protection

>not including sawbones and sarosen In your shitpost

Weak

Nobody would give a shit. The threat is mostly his metabuddies and 2hotdoggu stirring the pot

Pain himself lifted the forum and discord ban, he lifted the forum ban so I could appeal the security ban.

Pain can lift Aurx's forumban since he is acting headmin.

I save that for the Civil War Arc, between Sawbones' metaclub and Pain loyalists.

>find flashes on a scientist

That's a brigging

>find needlegun on doctor

That's a brigging

>find null rod on chaplain

Oh you better BELIEVE that's a brigging

I will play as a fucking ayyfu if it stops you from posting this shit EVERY thread.

Luckily he was a CHEMIST not a SCIENTIST

>find flashes on a scientist
>this revolutionary cultist thinks he can get away with carrying just because his department starts with them

>find needlegun on doctor
Literally no need to use that ever so yes, brig'd

>find null rod on chaplain
He can carry that tho

chemist shouldn't have a flash, even after a job change. It is part of your own responsibility. If a sec officer becomes a doc, they don't keep their taser and sec headset. especially bad if you are arrested for other shitty behavior.

>find flashes on chemist which he stole from storage (where he committed b&e)
that's a brigging

I get the impression that this was suppose to be a meme post
But I don't see anything meme about it?
Someone help me out here

>Getting chemistry access mattering
Whew lad. I shudder to think what my job title would be.

>search Avada in discord
>3000 results
Explain this to me

...

he didn't just get chemistry access
he got a job change to chemist
he was no longer a scientist
the flash wasn't even from science

uh, getting a job change does matter. Especially in respects to space law. Are you implying it doesn't?

who would win in a fight mr pain or sawbones?

youtube.com/watch?v=ov-5Hvuvkus

I end most rounds with about 4 jobs of access.

good for you
he didn't

congratulations? Do you want a cookie?

>guy gets job change from sec to cargi
>catch him as he's leaving the hop line

>taser
>flash
>pepperspray
>flashbang
>stun batton

>crunch the numbers up, the 7 minutes In there for good luck
>toss him in perma
>valids acquired

It's against space law to have a cookie :s

>not dropping all of your clothing and walking stark naked to your new department

Fucking shitters man

Solarious has been a very proactive member of security and one of the most consistent roleplayers on the server. I don't wanna see them gone.

>guy didn't leave his sec equipment in the brig

Deserved desu

>walking stark naked to your new department

Nudity, that's a brigging.
No Id, that's a brigging.

>I don't want to see myself gone

Fixed that for you faggot

>Toeing the line to brig people as long as possible or perma them is roleplay
Whew lad

>that sec officer who adds up all your offenses and puts you in for the time of all of them added together

Following official space law is m8

Don't get mad the sentence lengths are too long for your TTT paced rounds

The topper is that le ebin roleplaying is a detective.

By the way, all these rules seemed to slip his mind when he nabbed the captains ID for himself two days ago.

You should change up your writing style so that your samefagging isn't so obvious laddy

Have you considered, hear me out, not breaking space law?

>repeat offender
>arrest for stacked charges
>he goes autism about stack charges
>okay, I'll set it only to the time of your most recent arrest
>3 minutes for petty theft
>he is surprised and thankful
>the moment the door goes down I activate the wall flash, cuff him, and strip
>halt, you're under arrest for assault against the captain
>he goes brain dead.

took the captain's ID from the gibbed cmo to secure it and gave full access to the CE who told me to keep the spare for myself.

When you realize the more apt comparison is jailbreak gmod servers.

>I snatched the spare for myself but don't worry it's OK when I do it ;)
>hey, he's got a flash! 50 minutes for you

Reminder that you should stun, strip, and space anyone you see using emotes, including mimes.

>solarious capitalizes the beginning of sentences and ends them with proper punctuation
>I don't

You try to be smart, but you betray yourself mate

Reminder that you should stun, strip, and space anyone that's seen walking the halls without good reason

>assistant gets the spare
>nothing wrong here

>person who i have a hateboner on
>ahelp
This is your brain on metagrudge

>the only person who should get away with breaking the space law is conveniently myself.

>He still thinks I'm Solarious

Besides, he applied Space Law correctly. If anything, the ones breaking space law would be the admins with Rule 6

>he doesn't shave waifu's heads as security

Sentences don't stack

>see a greyshirt with blue toolbox
That's a weapon, brig'd
>see a chef with a knife
Weapon, brig'd
>see a bartender with a shotty
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, PERMABRIG'D
>see a botanist
KUDZU-LOVER KOS

Don't try to be smart, buddy. What don't stack are two charges of the same thing, as an example two charges of either Theft or Assault. Different charges can still stack.

they literally do, the same sentence doesn't stack but different sentences do.

>see a botanist
>it's Avada
KOS

>greyshirt with a toolbox
Toolboxes are weapons, first of all, and second of all unless an assistant is actually helping (read: ASSISTING) there is no reason for him to be carrying a toolbox.
>chef with a knife
The only time the knife should be on display is in the kitchen while cutting, if you're bringing a deadly weapon outside the kitchen then you're committng a crime. You don't bring TTVs outside toxins, and you don't bring knives outside of the kitchen
>bartender
Same as above, and unless you're shooting with no security, as a last resort, you're commitng assault and battery
>botanist xD

Fuck off shitposter.

>KOS
Back to TTT kiddo.