Go on touge crash compilation video on youtube

>you
>commenting about touge slowpokes
Someone roll the webm of this faggot almost dying

Cry more slope

Remind them that there are no notable Japanese professional race car drivers.
Japan has an honor culture, so of course they are not going to release videos of themselves crashing their cars.

>tfw you spin out at 2mph in your shitbox and have to angery post about much you hate the honorary ayrans.
I believe the term is "throwing bricks from a glass house"

>tfw no true touge roads anywhere in north america
>too poor to fly to japan just to hoon

why even live?

youtube.com/watch?v=QSkwPY0I3eQ

>tfw no true touge roads anywhere in north america
Are you joking? Touge is literally just a mountain pass.

thats what the word means but tight back to back switchbacks are non-existent in north america. our mountains are way too fucking big in comparison.

Shaddap ya ignint
Go drive a car

Not liking 'WE HONGRY CUZ'

Absolute shit taste

you do realize he's justifying his existence on this board just by being an anti-meme right? If you ignore his shitposts he'll go back to his shitty Saab or whatever shitbox he drives.

They exist
Just not in shitheap states

>ejectoseato.gif

I mean you're not wrong, but do you not realize that you fit into the category that the nips make fun of?

>all the crashes are in America
>source

It's pretty obvious these are from multiple countries.

I live on a windy mountain road in north Queensland and there's countless crosses all along the safety rails, cliff side and rock wall. If you drive like a dickhead on these roads, you deserve to be put to death desu

Spins out at 0.01 mph

it was a good movie dumpy but without vin diesel it was a tad lack luster with memorable characters

No shit I'm right, I'm right a majority of the time.
Why would I even bother posting if what I post isn't correct?
Sperg more lmao

You're right, it was 0.001 mph

Sperg more loser, reply to me again lol

What's that? 0.0001 mph?

The furfaggot is also getting his shit pushed in in this thread aswell

I love it, keep going

So now it's 0.00001 mph? You keep changing your story man it's hard to keep up, just like your traction.

It's hard to keep up? For a weeb?
I'm sure it is lol

Ladies and gentlemen, a slow gay on the touge

You changed it yet again to 0.000001 mph. Are you sure about that?

i love the amount of attention you get for minimal effort, keep it up friendly furfag

I'll be here all night and I hope you'll be here right along with me!

Yiff in hell

You wish it were me lol

I like drama, eat shit and keep feeding the furfag.

>Dumb furfaggots automatically thinks every "Yiff in Hell" reply is aimed towards him

Nice, I see you have internalized it

t. Furfaggot

Yiff in hell

hell yeah im gonna yiff in hell

You keep revising the numbers, 0.0000001 mph is a pretty specific number. Is your speedometer set up to read such top speeds?

Time to killyourself then

Hurry up, they are waiting for you down there

i can wait

>this dude is actually sperging this hard
Wow this is legit sad at this point deadass

...

You knew what you were getting into.

Car crashes are russian thing.
Not japs, or 'murican

Is 0.00000001 mph usually the speed you travel to avoid spinning out? I guess that didn't work out for you.

>Everyone making fun of me is the same person

Sad!

Nah I go plenty faster than that kek

>coors light

>he doesn't like silver bullets
Lmfao what's wrong with this dude

Very good law abiding faggot

Like a person who spins out at 0.000000001 mph would follow the law.

Good point.

Gotta get them MPGs, long drive from LA to Vegas
There was plenty of speeding at the crest

Lots of spinning too I imagine.

Why don't you just stop tripping?

You're too old to be this much of a pathetic autismo virg

I prefer beer

None
Whoa guess I struck a nerve here kek
I prefer PBR desu but coors is good too

this thread is some of the best evidence I've ever seen of toxic American car culture.

That is not what I intended when I made it yesterday.