Lets play a game

Lets play a game

>you have $15000 USD
>there is a drag race in 30 days
>internal combustion powered cars only
>you HAVE to compete
>winners are awarded 3 wishes (they can be anything)
>loosers are put to death and sent to purgatory

>what do

>$3k '90-'93 miata
>$1.2k 13b engine
>$800 v8roadsters subframe
>weld myself some motor mounts, solid of course
>$2k to rebuild said engine myself and improve some things, maybe take it to a guy and have the rotating assembly lightened
>bridgeport it myself for free
>$350 transmission out of a '94-'05 miat
>$850 torsen lsd, axles, driveshaft
>$700 megasquirt, wideband and a soldering iron
>$1.5k massive ebay tarbo, wastegate, bov, intercooler
>do the manifold, intercooler and exhaust piping myself from $200 worth of metal
>$2k in clutch and flywheel
>strip out everything that doesn't matter
>spend the rest of the money on FUCKHUEG slicks and a tune

it'll run 8's

>my wishes
I want my money back
I want my inevitable hospital bills to be payed for in full
I want more wishes

Lol that doing 8's

>Nice try kid.

Cheapest ls1/t56, turbo, nos, and prayers

I was going to make fun of your build but you didn't post one :(. See you in purgatory

>find guy with worlds fastest drag car
>offer him all of the money for just one use of his car, and one of the wishes.
>get negotiated and my arm twisted till he gets two of the wishes
>Avoid purgatory
>still get one wish
noice

2006 Suzuki GSXR 1000
>$4000
Power commander, turbo, drag tires, longer chain, swingarm, add lightness
>~$8000
Run 7s with money to spare

>internal combustion powered cars only
>cars
I heard purgatory actually isn't that bad, you'll be alright

Cool, now you have a build for when OP asks for ICE cars.

>buy Hayabusa
>convert it to a quad bike
>get it registered as a car
>remove quad bullshit
>strap down front suspension and lower rear suspension
>turn up to drag day
>everyone's like "that's a motorbike you can't race that"
>show them the rego papers
>get in on a technicality
>win
>everybody mad

>put two training wheels on it
>now is car

But im retarded for overlooking cars, derp.

Gotta praise you on loop holes but
>Busa + certing for conversion to quad in under 15k
Moite yer dreemin.

within 30 days as well

lmao

Finance a Caterham 620R with a $7k deposit, either build the original engine or swap a superbike engine, acquire big drag radials and wait for the race

$1500 - Foxbody roller
$1000 - 5.3L Vortec
$800 - Suspension
$3000 - Built Transmission/convertor
$3300 - Turbo and supporting mods
$2000 - Head and valvetrain
$3000 - 7.50-8.50 cert cage
$400 - Slicks
$0 - Stripping

Running 8's, maybe even high 7's and will actually be able to run since it has a cage lol.

Try to rent a top fuel car
I'm sure 15000 can let me borrow one for a day

>rent my top fuel dragster to some fag for a day for 15 grand
>asshole grenades the motor befor he reaches the 60'
>tfw got paid 15 grand to replace a 50 grand motor

Perfect

>Get a loan of a million dollars
>Buy top fuel car
>Run 4s
>use first wish to repay loan

trail blazer SS, swap an LS7, four drag radials, two turbos, weight reduction everywhere I can

>$1500 Foxbody
>5.3L
>Turbo
this guy slops

replacement wont matter if hes dead so its worth the try

Used Polaris slingshot.

Fat drag tire in the rear.

Nitrous

Easy.
>Used 6.4 Powerstroke regular cab for 7-8k
>Head studs, delete, and tuner for 3k
>sticky tires for 1k

800-900 horsepower, 1100+ ft-Ibs of torque

And still runs 14s

OP here
>makes thread
>checks back in 15 minutes for responses
>none
>close tab

Well anyway im back now, and yall faggots getting loans and using motorkikes better us one wish to delete your gay ass hemorrhoids

Buy a turbo busa off Craigslist and hire a second in exchange for one wish

Ummm, no sweetie, lets try low 11s. Go on Youtube and you'll see videos of 6.4s running in the 11s.

>spend $500-1000 on old AWD Civic
>swap with a DSM 4g63
>gear swap with 90's Civic/Teggy
>good tires and largest wheels I can fit on it without rubbing in a straight line
>rest of the money goes to 4g63 mass boosting (what is 80lb of boost)

>Call Leah Pritchett
>Give her 15k and a wish to race for me
>conditions I get first wish
>she wins
>I wish for the wish I gave back
>2nd wish, we bang
>3rd wish, get 15k back

massive diffuser and front wing
fans for maximum downforce
no turbos or chargers everything runs of bottle with LOX/LN2
teardrop shape

>loosers are put to death and sent to purgatory
I show up on my bicycle

>buy a bunch of metal tubing and steel with tools for ~$1000
>buy junkyard LS meme motor and supporting boost mods for ~$8000
>source and steal a turbonique turbo axle
>ghetto-rig a 70's style topfuel dragster
>use first wish to treat injuries from burns and whiplash

Still slow

>win the lottery for a billion dollars
>make fastest car in the world
>use first wish to go back in time and rig the lottery so i win.

>t56
>not th400

It's a drag race user

Turbo ls1 + nos dropped into a rwd shitbox is the only answer

pretty much all of this + nos and holding matt happel at gunpoint to work his tuning magic on it

>Wrecked Vette
>Slicks
>Supporting mods

What's a competitive time? Are we talking about 1/4 miles time?

>t. European

>you HAVE to compete
Not if I kill myself first

>be a welder
>obtain 20b
>obtain adapter plate and a nice powerglide and diff
>rebuild 20b, PP, big turbo
>make a basic car around the engine
>Meaty tires
>Weigh 1000 pounds, make 1000 horsepower

With the right crazy tires, it'd be fast as all heck

>buy a quad
>buy a liter bike
>combine them
win

Nope this guy is winrar. Everybody else is gay.