/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Patch 4.05 Notes
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>Live Letter Q&A
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>Patch Notes
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i am funny

How do you unlock the hairstyles that Liora has been using lately?

tfw no lala gf

Please melt in my mouth.

I want to FUCK an elezen.

I'm going on an adventure with an elezen~!

post chocbos

They all look dead on some level, user.

Take this drowned corpse for example.

>BLM kicks me from a dungeon for not using Foe's Requiem on mobs we're burning too fast for it to make a difference for anyway

lmao

you cannot grasp the true form

Pretty much. Optionally DA+AD depending on how many mobs you're hitting. The more the better.
I just took everything between Ala Mhigo's first and second bosses in one pull on DRK, ama.

Sounds annoying. Like Flash has some defensive utility with Blind meanwhile we have to chug half of the MP meter to do the same thing with Dark Passenger.

Actually, can we remove Dark Passenger instead?

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Jackasses that think they're finer-stuff players who innately understand the meta/workings of the game's mechanics.

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Good tidings he brings to you and not posting;
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(The shana is cucking) - excellent

DA+AD doesn't really heal much until high mob density so naked AD is better in a lot of situations.

Tfw you will never be between lethe's legs like that choco...feelsbadman

Did they remove the population incentives?
Just made a character on Mateus and I'm not getting double exp?

>tfw didn't get to see my eb today

Yes. Remove dark passenger and give us back scourge

What color is that? That blue is awesome

It's on Primal servers now user.

someone pls identify cemi's gloves, pants and boots

Xth for wanting a futa to put my catboy into a mating press

Ah hell, why not? Just complete the Heavensward main quest. Already looking forward to post-expansion quests and Hildibrand

Thank you. Please tell your bird that I love him.

Gloves of the Forbidden Meme
Trousers of the Forbidden Meme
Boots of the Forbidden Meme
Grimoire of the Forbidden Meme

Why do my midlander's eyes look so weird in cutscenes all the time?

Is there a setting or something I have to disable or change?
NPCs never have this problem with their eyes.

"Character lighting" is already set to 0. Mind you this only happens during cutscenes, normally she looks absolutely fine.

ANOTHER GOD REJECTED

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What the fuck language is this written in

You're doing this just to taunt me, aren't you? ;w;

lalapost

When I die, please bury my corpse under a sea of Lalafell.
While I live, please surround my opposite-of-a-corpse with a sea of Lalafell.
When I sleep, please surround my slumbering soul with a sea of Lalafell.
While I wake, please surround my stirring self with a sea of Lalafell.

>normally she looks absolutely fine
>anime face
Rrright. Sure.

give it

>Remove dark passenger and give us back scourge
that would actually be worse than what we have now. i'd rather an actual combo chain end in a dot than have a superfluous combo-interrupting one brought back on the job in its current state

survival shirt dunno bout the rest

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At 10, I was intrigued by writing, I wanted to be writer for a long time. I love drinking shows and writing shows. Camming is not an issue for me. I even took pictures once of me masturbating.

Zettai, my local bull, recommended that I should perhaps try switching to scholar before and after breakfast.

Humanity abhors, above all things, a vacuum in itself, and your class will be cut off from humanity as the?writer slowly rages and quits the match.


Fantastic, the?writer is?inspired
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>anime face
What is that even supposed to mean you meme lord

Sky Blue

I will, he's my most used mount.

/pet

Lala practicing Shakespeare?

Scourge as a combo finisher would be nice and ideal but I just want scourge back since I loved its animation and sound

thanks

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delete male lalas

>tfw ill never be able to get orange parses
Forever a 94% shitter.

I want to rub that tummy.

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He wishes you a Merry Ragequit;
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(The shana is cucking) - excellent

I need a thick futazen to breed me
Make me into a seedbed

What do chocobo farts smell like?

What race do you think has the best smelling farts

you need to delete this right now

Whilst I play, please surround my being with a sea of Lalafell.
Whilst I AFK, please surround my idle being with a sea of Lalafell.
Whilst I gather, please surround my harvesting being with a sea of Lalafell.
Whilst I pray, please surround my sanctimonious being with a sea of Lalafell.

you were a catboy for like a day

What a beautiful bird. I love him.
I can never decide what color to make my bird, and every time I see a bird in a new color it makes it that much harder

Know this feel, I fucked up at the end of this fight tonight, and it dropped my dps quite a bit.

Yeah, hence the part about depending on how many mobs you're hitting.
Whether DA+AD is worthwhile is something to decide depending on the situation, I find it's usually worth it with 6+ mobs, at which point Quietus gives back a good amount of MP too.

Why is this thread so degenerate

Server?

If I made an alt called "Nahn Eleven" would I get banned?

So this warrior in 320 gear claims to have done 3.5k DPS on O2, I know there's little down time in that fight but that doesn't sound right?

They are also claiming warrior does the highest DPS out of all the other tanks when right now I was pretty sure it was drk>pld>warr

Are they lying or am I just shit?

Once i was surrounded by lalafell while gathering, couldnt click the node, it was cutely infuriating

what about the other way around

Cause the cool people are always chased out by said degenerates

nothing but closet fags and prison gays

At most you'd get a warning and be forced to change your name.
But that's only if someone reports you

That's fine too.

Fuck, I have a really stupid problem. Since launch every time I've logged out after getting a new piece of gear I've done so via a bed and taken a screenshot of the new gear right before the screen goes dark. It's been a fun way of seeing my progress all this time since the camera is always a fixed distance away and in the same location.

However, I recently changed races/genders to a female midlander and their sleep position is such that you can't even see the armor. Anyone have any ideas on how I can keep up the tradition without paying another $10 to change to another race?

Tell him to link parses or fflogs or he's full of shit.

I want a loving futa to claim me as their personal lala onahole.

Balmung

He says he doesn't parse normal O2, that to me still sounds pretty high. I mean he's in 320 item level but I doubt that's THAT huge. Right now in 316 I'm sitting around 3k just on a dummy.

You're disgusting.
Thank you. I decided to make mine white, as I love the White mage job.

>normal

People actually brag about normal parses?

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You either leave a normie or stay here long enough to become a degenerate.

Ask Kaori/sandcat. They're shy about admitting it but they like having full package futa 14" and pussy. They cater as well but they are really timid at first.

*blinks @ u*
Gib

Thankfully I don't have access to a stable yet, so my indecision isn't costing me any gil just yet, but I've been torn between a nice snow white, deep dalamud red, cute apple green, and rich royal purple.

During beast tribe dailies, please let my reputation find me a sea of Lalafell.
During roulette dailies, please let the bonus reward be a sea of Lalafell.
During collectable dailies, please let my target be found in a sea of Lalafell.
During hunt mark dailies, please let my prey be hidden within a sea of Lalafell.

The fuck is this.

Name? or just initials and a place

what kind of autism have i just stepped into

I guess but still I've never come close to that, not even on dummies.

I feel like people THINK warrior does the most damage when the other two tanks deal more damage and are just better.

Maybe I'm just bad?

/pet

If no one wants to EB you then all you have to do is Kill them all

I wish you were still on balm

Can do /doze on the bed and do /changepose
I think it works on those beds

i've made it up to books now in o3s as main tank. fight seems really simple in this role. what do i do as offtank?
The first add has an aura or ssomething waht does that do. also 50k unmitigated autos?
second add easy just tank it with boss but dont cleave the mt
third add is where all my runs die at. Tank him in my cucksquare and then what? does the add's auto do a knockback or? or are they just fat autos.

>you wake up in the morning and open your eyes
>there is a cute lala girl on top of you and she gives you this look

You could always download ReShade and fix it yourself if it bothers you that much.

Adding to , one of the most populated servers happens to be an (E)RP server, so it's probably not just limited to here.

the worst kind of autism
there's a few decent people who talk about gameplay
buried underneath the mounds of degenerates, usually

What would you do with a sea of lala? That's a whole lot of lala. You might strain your petting hand.

I will EB you. Server?

buy it off my

ps i have no gag reflex

what..why.. no!

I've been doing the doze thing but didn't know about changepose. I'll try it thanks.

Thx!