> News - The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August. - The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Inkbrush is out now! - New updating patching exploit and tweaking special costs: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
>Find my dead father's iPhone >Manage to get it working >Am finally able to use Splatnet >Find it's underwelming as fuck. I did find out I went 34-16 in my last 50 games, if that's a good thing.
How come the splatnet shop sucks?
Caleb Gutierrez
I want to escape rank C hell.
Jordan Turner
Why does it take so long to find a match? Does nobody play this game?
Joseph Thompson
Just keep playing, you'll make it
Jonathan Cooper
Which weapons do you consider to be crutch weapons, /ink/? The top 5 or so will be put in a future Strawpoll to determine the biggest crutch weapon in Splatoon 2.
If the weapon you think is a crutch isn't in this list, respond to this post with the name of that weapon.
Dominic Wood
What weapon you rocking with, Gonzalez?
Michael Davis
Callie is STUPID.
Matthew Young
>New updating patching exploit and tweaking special costs Did they patch ticket farming? 'Cause I don't see that in the patch notes.
Carter Powell
salmon run in 15 MINUTES?!
Tyler Sullivan
First for real art
Nobody can buy the system buddy
James Bennett
>she does this at least one more time
Julian Nelson
Yes they did
David Walker
I'd rather just give her a blaster
Colton Mitchell
They did
Nathan Reyes
>I like to build up a good lather and then scrub like crazy!
What did Marina mean by this?
Andrew Sanders
Summer time thick hair rules. lather up your hair, let it sit and scrub the fuck down and rinse your hair last.
Cameron Collins
Enperry dualies amigo
Jonathan Nguyen
None.
Jace Gutierrez
So how are you supposed to get more of those tickets in game then?
Leo Reyes
>Only three Splatoon shota doujins in existence >One of them is shit Why is this world so cruel?
Angel Johnson
WHEN WILL THEY BRING IT BACK
Kayden Hughes
>still haven't updated >still farming gold tickets RIGHT NOW hahahahahaha
Henry Morris
Okay how do I play salmon run with you guys? I've only played with randoms.
Joshua Parker
It is, if you throw away shooter mentality and accept that you have no honor because the only playstyle that will get you anywhere is cowardly sneakyboi.
Nolan Gomez
Oh, fuck. I only grabbed like 20 of each ticket.
Charles Young
I haven't actually gone into ranked because I'm grinding out weapons. Is ranked entirely tower control? And what the hell is league?
Cameron Miller
>mfw I try out the splatbrella for the first time
Connor Gray
Assuming all of the hero replicas get made she does it 9 fucking times
Hunter Perry
She was always a dumb bimbo. I don't know why Calliefags try so hard to deny it.
>Captcha:Select all images with sunglasses. Ha.
Samuel Flores
Losing a match you dominated in is suffering
Liam Barnes
They'll split it in half, calling it.
Hunter Hernandez
>squelcher dualies please no
Dominic Baker
As compensation for the large quantities of gratuitous nudity in the official manga.
Aiden Campbell
Shit's gonna be an instant main as soon as it releases.
Connor Ortiz
I'm new to amibos, why would you hot glue one?
David Jones
WHO'S READY FOR SOME LATE NIGHT SALMON RUN
Jonathan Harris
>I'm new to amibos, why would you hot glue one? (You)
Thomas Morris
Why not join the discord? The actual ink discord. discord.gg/b5nap3v
Henry Sanchez
As Team Callie I don't deny it It's part of her charm, in fact
Callie is best girl and she doesn't even know it
Juan Lewis
Get a load of this guy
Zachary Campbell
She's not wrong though
Noah Cruz
I get the feeling that whole thing isn't entirely canon, half the dialog is callbacks to the first game and bad jokes.
On an unrelated note, has the Great Zapfish always been able to fly?
Owen Young
I'll play with you user, what's your pay grade?
Leo Harris
1418-5835-8201
I need a team of profreshonals ready and waiting.
Nicholas Sanchez
Looks like that's a point for stick controls.
Jacob James
>Inkopolis Square I rather not
Jacob Sanchez
>Not using old Capcha
I've added you
Blake Young
I guess you could hot glue it but it would fuck up the electronics right? Why waste $15 by hotgluing it before you get the content off?
Blake Adams
>play splatling >retard on my team keeps standing in front of me, firing at people he can't even reach with his weapon Please, if you have a splatling teammate, don't stand in front of us. We already have to charge to fire our fucking weapons and you retards just make us waste our time and ink and prevent us from killing those enemies before they reach us.
Cameron Perez
>posting unspoilered spoilers FUCK YOU TO DEATH user
Jayden Davis
It's much faster to unlock weapons playing Ranked than it is Turf War
Eli Thompson
So is ranked mode basically just luck? You can't communicate with your teammates in any fashion so unless you are way better than your current rank you can't carry in any way. It's like playing any other ranked video game except with no voice chat.
Aiden Young
...
Angel Adams
Good teams communicate through the map and the voice commands
Adrian Reyes
It's time
Luke Phillips
>stick controls ???
Wyatt Thompson
>not finishing the story at least once by now
Jaxon Reed
There's two fucking voice commands, one of which ("Booyah!") communicates literally nothing. It's not even like Overwatch where they have 6-7 different voice commands you can try to use in lieu of voice chat.
Adam Hughes
It looked like stick control movement to me.
Juan Nelson
Pearl and Marina are finally friends!
Wyatt Anderson
New thread repost The squid sisters both have red mouths like humans in canon, even though regular woomies have ink-colored mouths. We've never seen a woomy blush, but the "gets your ink pumping" comments from Marie and Marina would imply they have ink for blood, and thus would blush ink-colored.
I think too hard about these things.
Cooper Myers
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Jayden Thompson
Well I finally googled it, but I don't see why that guy last thread didn't wait till after to cum on it. I don't see the appeal of cuming on an inanimate object, but if you like it thats fine
Dylan Carter
>team has two aerosprays Gee fucking golly, who could've seen the team being shit coming?
Aaron Foster
That Octo bitch wishes.
Cameron Sanchez
how the fuck do I skip this pearl and marina update shit every time? I can see the stages just fine in the MP lobby holy shit
Mason Wright
humpback dump and pump
Bentley Allen
This game throws so much info at you you should always know what to do. Just watch what your teammates do and either help them if they need it or don't interfere with their deeds if they don't. If you find yourself thinking "Man, if only I could call out that guy over there to save me", next time this situation happens to someone else you come to their rescue.
Leo Morales
>Well I finally googled it Just how fucking new are you.
Nicholas Hall
It really depends on if you have shitters or if you have a right wing death squad. If you are all decent, you develop a team esp somewhat like the Geth from Mass Effecf
Logan Parker
Holy shit dude you never played Splatoon 1 you have no fucking right to complain
Julian Taylor
>first wave >find goldie
Nathan King
Friends ≠ best friends
Adrian Watson
"This way" says a lot, though. Not to mention "Ouch" gives your team a warning about lurking enemies.
Elijah Robinson
I love the freaking out jellyfish and the snapchatting squid in the background of these.
James Jackson
2142-6504-2535 Profreshonal ready and waiting
Aaron Jackson
>it wasn't bait I miss the constant announcements
>Drink Ticket I'm ready to fucking die
Anthony Thomas
I'm not a degenerate that jacks off to plastic statues, so I didn't know the term, but I knew people did that.
Daniel Brooks
But Marina is Pearl's only friend.
Brody Hall
This would be better if Marie didn't have that anger mark. Just deadpan.
Angel Sanders
I'M PEARL'S FRIEND!
Kevin Wilson
>It's part of her charm, in fact Marie is still the better character, but lately I'm finding Callie alot more fuckable for some reason.
Luke Murphy
>I'm not a degenerate that jacks off to plastic statues I don't hotglue my amiibos or plushes, but I have jacked it to more degenerative shit, see the blaster comment from earlier in the thread
Brody Rogers
>Get a team wipe with one second left on the clock of the third wave
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME
Daniel Mitchell
Godddamnit, did I already miss a group for salmon run? I've been waiting to play all day.
Ethan Wood
You failed mr.grizz
Dylan Sanders
I didn't even notice the anger mark at first, anyone know how to edit it out without it looking like shit?
Charles Garcia
5 hours in ms paint.
Not making it transparent.
Luis Hernandez
I have no idea how to play salmon with you guys. Here's my code I'm profreshional 40/99 atm. wat do? 2042-1952-0243 I desire ink friends
Jack White
Can you free octavio?
Camden Phillips
>4 splattershots HOOOLY SHIT
Hudson Hill
After you upgrade all of the hero weapons, you can buy tickets with power eggs.
but good luck, power eggs from salmon run dont count, so you'll have to either do levels or grind bosses for 50 eggs each.
Evan Myers
trieze, did you already get a full group?
Brody Sanchez
Profresh and added
Alexander Cooper
Why not?
Julian Foster
Fuck it, are you guys going to do an all-nighter for Salmon Run? I should've napped but I'm considering sacrificing my sleep.
Dylan Nguyen
Anyone else feel a powerful urge to throw her to the ground and ruin her or is that just mean?