League of Legends General - /lolg/

imagine her face when she opens another box and your dick is in it

>go on winstreak
>start getting actual factual retards left and right
the forced 50% strieks again

Don't worry, your life is more of an insult than anyone on this board could ever give you.

post yfw you aren't anothony burch

Taking requests!

how the fuck can your dick be in a box, like are you gonna cut it off

why do you motehrfuckers on Veeky Forums are so fucking retarded

draw crimson elite riven being the queen evil bitch of league

portal magic

>need to play normals to practice akali, morderkaiser and irela for top lane
>no friends to play with

g-guess i'll practice and lose some elo

this but with any support and holding ancient coin

>why do you motehrfuckers on Veeky Forums are so fucking retarded

...

>needing friends to play

stop being so depended on others family

Lulu reading a /lolg/ thread with visual disgust on her face

Please keep saying mean things to me.

Normals are only fun with friends because no one gives a shit in normals, but they all quit. I play ranked solo because i enjoy grinding for masters.

>Since new coin buffs janna
That's because of Ardent you retard the botlane with ardent beats the botlane without every time.

this but with veigar?

>9 crates
>2 key shards
just fuck my life honestly

Please stop being pathetic user or women will keep cheating on you

you shouldn't steal bikes. that's bad.

Sona is TOO big!

Yorick hitting enemy Nexus, while his team praises Jax for an epic dragon steal.

fiddlesticks and urgot having hot gay sex

Promise?

It's easy to do, just follow these steps.
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it

man where the fuck did josip go some of his tracks were unironically fire

I'll play with ya later.

IGN: IzouKousetsu
Server:NA

I'm shit, but I'm down to play. Just not right now because it's 1 in the morning.

what's a good name for a teemo only account?

IDontPlayTeemo

People will think you don't play him.

>mfw half of /lolg/ can no longer serve in the military in any capacity

I don't know, but have a summoner Teemo picture.

DEVILISH

itztheemo

neat idea, any more ideas before I choose one?

>Play so good at Yorick top lane the Lux support starts praising me
>Basically ignores the ADC in favor of helping me
>Get jumped by four niggas, she ults them and I fuck them up right after
>Get an S-, only S on team
>She praises me again, and friends me.

I'm rock hard right now, gonna jerk off to that pic of Star Guardian Lux being gangbanged by Yorick's ghouls.

Is there a better feeling than cucking ADCs by taking their support?

Skins that have ZERO fanart?
Viridian Kayle and nuYorick Undertaker.

>he actually thinks the trannies and faggots are even near being the half of Veeky Forums

>19 creates
>2 key shards
tell me about it senpai

youre right its probably higher than 50% itt

Way too cute

I swear anyone opposing this law must not know any trans people.

And I don't mean "I talked to a trans person once and they seemed normal".

I have actually had in-depth relationships with various trans people and they are some of the most mentally unstable people you've ever met. They can seem perfectly normal most the time, but the second any sort of hard stress enters their life they break down and flip out at everyone around them. They're a raging mess of hormones that doesn't know what they're trying to be, and it shows.

Putting them in the military would just be willingly endangering troops expecting to rely on them for no good reason at all.

oh yeah well i have 29 crates and no key shards so i win hah

>implying the militarymemes don't desire boypussy above all

lorem porn where

atleast you got fucked over harder

no one?

Nowhere, she is pure.

The pity (you) for my trannie enemy.
>trannies are now boypussy
>trannies on /lolg/ actually believe this
hilarious
Even with the shitfest that is discord you might want to find a league server there to actually find friends to play than here.

>Still no Dio as a Champion

And what is your excuse?

Dying Breed after the 5FDP song.

jojo is bad

You're only interested in her because of your /ss/ fetish, you degenerate.

Dio is fucking garbage and Zilean is Leagues version of the better villain.

>have tanks
>be against pick comp
>your adc picks jhin instead of sivir
really gets the cogs whirrin

>Who is BRANDo

QUICK
Is Malphite fun?
What's his best skin?

How can Western laners even compete?

>Is a tank that only farms all game and presses 1 button fun
Not for me no

I love horns, I want to grab a girl by the horns as she sucks my dick.

I also love powerful dragon girls and demon girls.

It is the thinking mans fetish.

no, he's pretty boring
mecha with the green chroma

Thoughts on Nasus changes?

I think it's some pretty crazy stuff.

I want Shyvana to forcefully rape me and force me with all her adrenaline to cum inside her while she lustfull gives me a frenchkiss!

the shamrock one

Was wondering because I just got his Obsidian skin shard in a box
is it rare?
i was going to reroll it with my Sheriff Cait and Sasquatch Nunu skins

Jojo is unironically proletrash entertainment.

>Urgot's winrate actually went down
Epic, just epic

>more people start playing him because of the rework
>be mad that his winrate in down on the second day

but pressing that one button is fun
especially when combined with orianna, yasuo, ziggs, riven, sion, amumu, fiddlesticks, gnar, viktor, or galio

>many people playing him vs only the 50 autists that mained him playing it
hmmm, really activates your acid hunters

>extreme cheese pick only used by experienced mains vs people who have never player against urgot
>champ in every game on the hands of first timers
wow winrate dropped such surprise

is there anything more infuriating than playing support and losing due to no fault of your own?

i just installed after not playing for a year , played one ranked game as sup janna and remembered exactly why i left.

>mfw baiting for these exact replies

>hasnt played in a year
>immediately jumps into ranked
retard

just pretending, am i right senpai?

...

>janna main
and nothing of value was lost

so what do >we think of jungle urgot, now that the dust has settled

Do you call them creeps or minions?

dont play jungle urgot

minions

summoners

don't exploding knees rape the jungle?

lil gold boys

creeps

t. doturd

pocket jangle, cannon jangle, whole mollies

exp demons

creeps

i also say towers instead of turrets

Best girl.
Best hands.
Best wife.

Can someone explain the janna meme?
>she's ugly
>she's boring
>she offers nothing aside from shield

They'll rape one camp, but for every other camp you're fucked. W doesnt do enough/shield for enough for jg clear.