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>tfw to intelligent for ranked

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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/

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I'm at 4.5k and I have no clue how to raise my mmr or what I need to learn, what do?

First for team liquid (PBUH) winning TI

nth for OG choking at TI

I wanna plug her butt

>tfw my taste in music over the years has devolved to pure memery, game tunes, and disney songs

ENDURANCE RUN

I listen to this every time I wake up and jump around the house like a retard, guarantess a happy morning

youtube.com/watch?v=nleygezvFGU

>paying like 80,000,000$ for day9

You got lolicore in there?

EVERY

SINGLE

FUCKING

TIME

>tfw have both hotline miami soundtracks and bloodborne and wrestling entrance themes in playlist

By the year 2020 it is estimated that meme music genres will out-number real genres 10:1.

Scientists fear that the concept of meme genres may infect cinema in the near future.

You know its not random, and that its literally predetermined to give only like 100 people over 1000 points right? Its literally advertised in the tagline "10 people per week get relic"

ways of yore is still the best one

meme genres already exist, a la The Room and Rocky Horror Picture Show and basically every Will Ferrell movie

Name / source?

This is the /pol/ chick with huge personalities and the choker from that picture isn't it

I am the opposite. I started out not listening to music at all until I was 16 and then I only listened to meme songs and anime openings and I have slowly evolved to nice things. The first song I ever downloaded was Dragostea din tei. Now I am listening to Vivaldi and Rachmaninoff.

youtube.com/watch?v=2kaNnZFosm8

Brittany Venti is the name, making fun of gaymer girls is the game

Careful, mate. She's a quadroon.

>Last name is "gigantic"

can't make this shit up

She's my ayyfu.

LMAO is that the bitch that went REEEEEEEE on stream?

Who is it going to be this year lads?

...

FUCKING NORMIES, GET OFF MY STREAM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - I feel in love mid REEEEEEEEE

yes, she BTFO of Veeky Forums multiple times by outmeming them.

always one lair of irony ahead

user..
She's already taken by a /pol/ack

Fine taste user
t. music major

>youtube has an algorithm that gives you a 5 sec to skip button if you switch to the youtube page really quickly and is more likely to give you an unskippable ad if you do not switch fast enough


kms

i got 4000 points once

I just can't get enough of techies.
Truly the greatest hero in the game.

Dude...her eyes

hands free _____

Ayys can be pretty too

FROM

THE

DUSTY

MESA

reminder to tell reddospacers to fuck off
>newlines for newfags
>carriage returns more like return to reddit

>stuck in 2500
>Peruvians everywhere
>want to quit this game and not look back
>too much time and money though
>9/10 games are just a complete shit fest
>Its more which team is less retarded than which team is better.

If their weren't other games i actually enjoyed I would an hero right now

Okay Dotards it's almost that time of the year again. Who's is 2017's International's "winner"? Will Mason go off script again?

Your missuse of homophones is funny, please dont try to improve your english

SEA's taking it this year so it's QO and crew.

Mason has the world's heaviest anchor on his team

1400
damage

>implying i dont want to bring it back to mulatto

Sorry user, I.... I don't have relations with illegal aliens

>dont even know what was the mistake
Shouldve taken those english courses

here's my 3k prediction

Mirana?

...

From what I've seen of her, she's not a fan of dark skinned men. And from what we learned during HWNDU season 3, she likes fat guys. She fucked /pol/ blart.

Puppey aka "Mastermind" aka "President of Estonia" aka "All according to keikaku" aka "One punch man" is going to win TI7.

Go back to 9gag, nobody loves you

What is hwndu
Who is /pol/ blart

Bitch be cray, I just watched one random video on her youtube.
I wouldn't stick my dick in that crazy.

thats right, kuro will not stand in the way this time

say no more

I hope they make top 8

>get killed with aegis
>you are about to respawn

What music hits for your incoming rampage? For me
youtu.be/7RzA_Oomra8?t=29s

SPOILER THAT SHIT!

JANNY?!

Doubt she fucked /pol/ blart m8
Maybe Jesus and milkman

Pic related
The guy at bottom

Hmmm same colors and filled with half jews.

I did

who do you want to see win TI7?

Oh she totally went for Jesus too.

Look, Sagan! Prey!

Wew that's a report

I don't mind that as much as her fake "cute" voice that sounds like nails on a chalkboard

>tfw you stop salting
>tfw you've gained 5k behavior score
>tfw you've gained over 1000MMR in under a month
>tfw you've won 90% of your 40 games this week

2 pubs tonight
1st game- played awful, in a 5 carry lineup, no courier at all until 10 min, win. (everyone in the game was terrible)
2nd game-proper lineup, play well, get shitstomped (everyone but my mid and roamer were halfway decent)
im a noob (300 games) but holy shit, the difference in skill between the 2 games i played tonight was mind boggling.

yooo fags and pedos are on full attack mode, i'm out nigga

I have achieved a state of 0 stimulation orgasm. I have to edge every day for 2 weeks and then put on some good porn and flex them inner muscles and after about 20 minutes I can manage to orgasm with 0 physical stimulation.

how about some girls (female)

good job! Good luck on getting to 3k

Jesus christ, did he break his dick?

why cant mason be on a team with not bulba?
bulba is retarded, does stupid shit, is super unlikeable, and his twitter is a garbage fire.
Even Grant said Mason is good enough to be the carry on a ti winning team, but dc isnt a ti winning team.

ah fug

gonna try this

>Sajedene.webm

wow you really showed him user i'm sure he feels really bad right now

Reminder that being called brown/black is basically an insult in South America
Use it in your pubs

Have you tried Jackpot Hands free? I've only gotten dry orgasms out of that hypnotizing shit but it's kinda fun. I just hate how 80% of her stuff is gay hypno shit or "im ur goddess" femdom shit

Ill try this with a pic

it's an insult anywhere in the world

this is a christian blue board, user!

Not just there, mate. Shitskin is my go to insult in dota.

true

Thanks user

It has double the effect in SA.
We really hate ourselve in the inside.

hey man I'm sorry you didn't like it, I gotta get a better feel for the crowd you know

hehe

Unless it's dota related I really don't care

fucking gross nigga

god i want to kiss them

dude come on, this is a family friendly board

...

Oh nice. I thought that was semen at first and was really grossed out.

So I've come across a real strange feeling. I really want to become an Io main, I've played a few games in unranked with him just to try out the Arcana and he's actually dope as fuck, saving braindead carries with a sliver of HP left and watching them go ham, ganking all the lanes with relocate and timing dope saves is probably the most fun I've had playing a hero in a long time and even though I'm shit I'm trashing games with him.

Who should I watch for Io tips and tricks, the way I play him at the moment is as a safelane support, pulling and only really showing in lane to kill the enemy offlaner, with a tp for saves in other lanes. How should I build Io? I've been going bottle first, into urn and arcanes, should I prioritise other items? is helm of the dominator good (for HP regen and mad stacking?)

the Liquid player GH is the currently the best Wisp player, I would look for some of his replays on youtube. Also he plays solo queue and picks wisp anyways so thats cool too.

youtube.com/watch?v=mfD3C7XlgyA

Singsing is streaming dotards

Gay parade?

>some guy from /pol/ is banging a 9/10 with perfect tits
is this the real life

marmalade!?

hand grenade?