I want to rub my face on Vahlen's sweater puppies!
Easton Fisher
me too
Jace Reyes
Third for hot bug-eyed Skirmisher waifus.
Xavier Murphy
>tfw everything goes exactly according to plan
Julian Murphy
Pistols are guns.
Wyatt Hughes
Death Alley 2 when?
Cooper Wood
pistols are useful
Samuel Rivera
Post armor mods NOW
Michael Hall
>have to get across that entire alley in 8 turns god that sounds like hell
Julian Clark
>take off skirmisherfu's helmet >see this
Ryder Turner
>street hurricane 2 attack of the clones oh god no
Henry Long
That map looks sweet. What mod gave you those parcels?
Ryder Garcia
I'm living it right now
Bentley Williams
YOU DO NOT WANT TO PLAY THAT MAP
Carter James
...
Ayden Baker
Oh yes I fucking do. I remember that map from EW and it was sweet as fuck. Gimme.
Bentley Mitchell
>hot bug-eyed Skirmisher waifus We must defeat the Avatar project before the aliens can perfect it.
Gavin Lopez
no it was terrible
absolute hell
Oliver Reed
I liked the challenge, you pansy fuck. Give me the mod that gives that map to X2.
Julian Ward
ayy
Lincoln Jones
That looks vaguely advent styled.
Brayden Martinez
>sitting behind explosive low cover >challenge
Ian Sanders
I'd rather have every character and line in the game replaced with Joey and his gurglings than see another screenshot of the worst fetish to ever exist in the history of the universe.
Jaxon Martin
pulled from doom mp still figuring out how to get its textures
Nathaniel Gray
Sometimes I want a mission like that. It's fun when the game throws you a curveball in the form of an absolute slog.
Ideally, the new Sitrep situation could balance something like that, by giving the player an idea of the terrain in advance. So if you know the map is going to have a lot of explosives, you can plan accordingly.
Jayden Stewart
So reapers are cheeki breeki stalkers from the zone, skirmishers are rogue advents.
Wtf are templars?
Jeremiah Lopez
My life for Aiur.
Asher Sanchez
>Concealed >Beserker starts just beating the shit out of everyone for no reason
th-thanks
Joshua Sanders
This, I fought this in an open air floodzone filled with low cover versus tons of enemies. Exhilarating.
Long war is full of these kind of brawls, and they're fun to tackle.
Daniel Anderson
Garth siad that they put this and hurricane street into the game on the WotC maps
Gavin Walker
fucking why
Thomas Hernandez
Apparently founded by one of the psionic soldiers left over from x1. Which kind of doesn't make sense since a psi rush isn't really viable within the early game when xcom originally fell. (somewhere around after shooting down the first or second UFO).
Henry Roberts
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Jace Turner
because we are going back to the city centers where the original abductions took place and where the lost are now. Like part of the Lost and Damned map is based of the bar and grill map fro EU.
Noah Cooper
>the entire flow of my campaign got fucked up because I accidentally sold too many trooper corpses
James Campbell
>Garth siad that they put this and hurricane street into the game on the WotC maps
Fucking SCORE.
Mason Carter
Either a Psi candidate found out they were Gifted after XCOM fell or they're from the EU-EW timeline, teleported from the Temple Ship.
Levi Sanchez
volunteer faction confirmed
Bentley Bell
I've been hearing about that being a possibility. Also, the lost and abandoned mission shows why the reapers and the skirmishers hate each other... why do you guys think they have reason to hate the templars?
Jaxon Gonzalez
History of Psi research might be different in XCOM 2's version of XCOM 1, since SPARKs are different from MECs too, and JULIAN exists and was apparently created during the XCOM 1 era.
It's possible that upon learning that the aliens had psi, they started trying to find out if some humans naturally had the talent (a la the Furies) and so put together a more ad hoc psi program.
Hudson Barnes
psi powers are kinda influenced by aliens they probably think theyre gonna turn into the Ethereals or some shit
Andrew Sullivan
If Templars are lead by a former XCOM soldier, their reasons for hating the Skirmishers are pretty plain to see, because "fuck ADVENT and their puppets"
Templars and Reapers probably don't get on because Psionics will make people uncomfortable. Reapers probably suspect them of being Ayy collaborators in some way, since Psi is pretty exclusively the domain of the Ayylders.
Chase Brown
>Templars and Reapers probably don't get on because Psionics will make people uncomfortable.
Or because the Reapers are creepy weirdos who live off alien corpses and pseudo-cannibalism.
Samuel Moore
So what you're saying is long ago in a distant land, the Ethereals, the psi-wielding Masters of Ayys, unleashed an unspeakable evil, but a foolish psionic stepped forth to oppose them. But before the final blow was struck, they tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where their evil is law, and now the fool seeks to return to the past to undo the evil that is Ayy Lmao?
John Anderson
I don't think the >ADVENT is food was a serious line about eating ADVENT troopers.
Nolan Lopez
Who would let that perfectly good meat go to waste? Surely ADVENT flesh would be more delicious than Chryssalids.
Xavier Rivera
Lids are just oversized lobsters
Ryan Miller
>a psi rush isn't really viable within the early game when xcom originally fell. (somewhere around after shooting down the first or second UFO). They've really screwed up the canon on what exactly happened to end X1.
>XCOM did horrible >XCOM did just fine until the Sectopods arrived a few months earlier than they should >XCOM only shot down 2 UFOs (somehow including a supply barge) >XCOM died in the Base Assault mission >XCOM never had MECs or gene-mods >XCOM had psi-soldiers
Personally, I prefer the narratives where XCOM fought valiantly against an inexorable doom. The "ayy lmao roflstomp" never sat right with me.
Oh, and about the book (where a lot of the roflstomp 'lore' comes from) - it actually had several other inconsistencies not just with known game lore but also reality. Simply put, the author was a hack and the book's canonicity should be suspect.
John Cook
I don't really care about the canon so long as it's fun.
Nicholas Thomas
>Personally, I prefer the narratives where XCOM fought valiantly against an inexorable doom.
Well, they did. If you take the book as canon (I know, I know, but it's still the best objective source we have other than fan theories), XCOM kept fighting even after the Commander was lost, they were just forced to rely on more and more desperate measures as things fell apart.
Tyler Jenkins
What are the other inconsistencies?
Anthony Diaz
>it actually had several other inconsistencies not just with known game lore but also reality.
I don't even know how video game books sell. Not only are they written by hacks, they're written by hacks who are so unfamiliar with the source material they get basic information wrong.
Isaiah Powell
>tfw these graphics are what I'm used to
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Remake of UFO Defense in 2 never ever >Remake of Enemy Within in 2 never ever
Chase Clark
rip
Adrian Bell
>other inconsistencies
Here's a few, what I can remember: >ADVENT is so stupid that when they make fake news reports, they happen in towns close enough for people to check out themselves
>There is somehow room for soldiers to drill inside a WW2-era submarine
>A trained medic failed to notice an implant with over a meter of wire in someone's back upon examining the fresh surgical wound >Upon later discovery, he attempts to remove it *in the field* >This works without causing massive internal bleeding, permanent nerve damage, or death
>Valhen conveniently leaves behind one escape boat with a ton of extra fuel >A crew of about a half-dozen landlubbers attempts to sail the boat from South America to INDIA. >Somehow they make it in a matter of DAYS
Oh, there was also a thing with Chryssalids making Zombies instead of Cocoons.
Bentley Rivera
>No Samurai Jack related voice packs This is not WATCHA.
Aaron Cruz
>I don't even know how video game books sell. Some can be good. (Most likely because the author was involved with the creation of the actual game's plot.) Too bad there aren't more examples like this; it's probably the same effect which makes most video games based off of movies bad.
Zachary Brooks
ftfy >Long ago, on a distance planet, I the Uber Ethereal, psi-wielding conqueror of worlds, unleashed my unspeakable evil, but a foolish psionic Volunteer stepped forth to oppose me. >CLANG, CLANG, 90% MISS >But as the final blow struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law. >And now the fool seeks to return to the past to undo the evil that is the Ethereals.
Caleb Stewart
What helmet?
Jaxson Kelly
You know, the funny thing about this is that I jokingly thought of it before I learned about Geist.
I give it about a ~10% chance, somewhat less than the ~30% chance that the Temple Ship explosion sent a message back in time to warn the Elders to stop fucking around and send in the Sectopods immediately.
Aaron Sullivan
look for the bf4 pack form one of the modders here
Easton Sanders
Thanks.
Jack Reed
>4 more weeks until WotC
Dylan Russell
>6 more months until I can be with gf
fuck you
you're nothing
I don't even have a computer anymore
Luke Hall
What are you deployed or something?
Christopher Sanchez
go sink to the bottom of the ocean
Austin Howard
I think someone is watching me
Jose Robinson
Which might fit with the creation of JULIAN etc, if you accept that he was R. Shen trying to create an AI to quickly fill the Commander's shoes.
Made some mistakes. Gonna wait until my vacations to visit her, maybe quit my job before March and just move back there for good
She lives close to the beach so that's a possibility
I'm a lucker dog
Nathaniel Robinson
It's more likely than you think. I saw her 20 minutes ago
Julian Myers
Is that your Stand?
Alexander Sanders
>I don't even have a computer anymore So that's why you're not enjoying your 6 months of complete and total freedom to shitpost and play vidya whenever you want?
Jaxson King
Live with mine for several years now.
I find it hilarious how many supposed "Normies" there are actually on Veeky Forums, despite us being up there with redditors as a meme.
Evan Ward
pretty sure you are good so long as you arent r9k
Nathan Rodriguez
>Oh, there was also a thing with Chryssalids making Zombies instead of Cocoons.
That at least can be justified by saying the Cocoon-breeding method is a relatively new introduction when you see them in-game.
Zachary Fisher
how hard will it fuck my game if I remove an AI mod mid-playthrough?
Parker Gray
I don't think it would fuck it up unless you uninstall it while you are doing a mission.
Landon Wood
As long as you aren't on the tactical layer, you'll be fine.
Blake Ward
Joey mod when?
Noah Ward
Goys I can't afford War of the chawsen, I think I'll have to pirate it.
Shame I'll lose all my mods.
Adrian Morris
im waiting til its like $20 I can just keep playing Long War in the meantime I guess
Nathaniel Taylor
Acquire employment
Thomas Cook
>WHAT ARE YOU POOR? go back to /v/
Michael Kelly
I'm in uni
Josiah Collins
Take a day off, earning $40 in 1 day is not hard
Asher Cruz
So am I
Engineering major too
Dylan Harris
>want to continue my LW2 playthrough >remember that the strategic layer is fucking terrible every time
John Martinez
Thia is such fucking bullshit I just had a dream about my couple of wotc being playable and I was playing it
This sucks I did a hard mission all for nothing
Alexander Morris
Lucky you, I'm doing languages
Leo Gonzalez
Why would you waste time in college on a worthless degree?
>inb4 hurr durr imma be a translator
Ayden Adams
>ranger is disoriented >use them to go grab some loot >stand right in square >doesn't do anything >Move grenadier into loot square >no problem Apparently grabbing loot is considered an ability, so when you are disoriented is is "disabled."
Isaiah Williams
did you know theres a bug in the game that makes Ever Vigilant not activate if you open doors or containers?
Caleb Hall
Can't do anything else, only did 2 years of math in high school because I didn't know better (tourism specialized school).
Well where I live we get lots of northern european tourists so it's not all bad to do languages.
Alexander Jenkins
??? Just take math classes????
Joshua Anderson
Titanfall, MGS Frogsuit, MGS something else and Anarchy Children's stuff.
Jacob Campbell
LOYAL MOST CHAMPION I ELDER'S AM THE
Oliver Parker
Lamia soldier mod when?
How much work would it be to get their animations right, would it get fucked up if you just put viper animations on?